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what kind of magic do the care bears shoot out of their tummies?
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:what kind of magic do the care bears shoot out of their tummies? It's love. Love is a magic we wizards can never truly understand even though, argh, it constantly defeats us.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:It's love. Truly! I have had many a night pulling the heartstrings out of Goblins only to find myself with nothing more a red goblinoid mess! But perhaps I should choose a less "unlovable" creature than those filth eating dwarf eaters for my tests. Microwaves Mom posted:A goblin mystic has more value here than you Well the only value I see for you is as a prime example to this thread of a Neanderthal Gobelinus.
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imma cum wizard wanna see my wand 
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Nooner posted:imma cum wizard wanna see my wand yes
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I would like to see a woman with a 25+ Cha Score. Maybe even a 45+ charisma score.
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Rutibex posted:
I assure you that they most definitely do not get stitches. We are usually a peaceful, kind, and helpful sort. Unfortunately the prejudices of modern man forces us to live far from the convenience of cities and other population centers. Were we to be permitted access to bars and such, you would soon see us as the gentle folk we truly are.
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Steele Johnson is my name and magic is my game. Helllllloooooo ladies!
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I've been alive for over a thousand years because my wizard powers allow me to steal someones life once every generation. One side effect is that some of the person's personality becomes part of my own. With what I've seen of millennials, I think I'll just let myself die now.
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Oh I'm glad a few of you brought it up because I forgot to mention that I'm also 100% a pinball wizard and have been to the final frontier countless times in TNG pinball. Also been ruler of the realm on MM several times. Even known to cast my fair share of enchanting trick shots and flipper passes in PAPA tourneys. Funhouse high score of 67mil and that's with extra balls turned off and only one trip thru the mirror (with ebs on its like 150mil before i got bored). Really more of a pinball demigod if I'm being honest.
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dick wizard posted:Oh I'm glad a few of you brought it up because I forgot to mention that I'm also 100% a pinball wizard and have been to the final frontier countless times in TNG pinball. Also been ruler of the realm on MM several times. Even known to cast my fair share of enchanting trick shots and flipper passes in PAPA tourneys. Funhouse high score of 67mil and that's with extra balls turned off and only one trip thru the mirror (with ebs on its like 150mil before i got bored). v nice i am impressed but as a floating skull animated by my hatred for all life i do not ply pinballs
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Got some new spells for this thread. Detect Radon Ray of Mountain Dew Fingers of fists Summon Wine Golem Tie Shoes
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Been dipping my toes into cross-classing lately and came up with this doozy! Turn Dog Turns out the fundamentals of.dog magic and block magic are very similar! I should be sticking dogs together by Friday.
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Engorge flesh.
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Shmorky’s Hideous Laughter
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is it considered bad manners to use mage hand to masturbate in public?
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under the robe of course, im not a pervert
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Lowtax's Irresistible Shitposting.
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Anthrovore posted:is it considered bad manners to use mage hand to masturbate in public? It would be if you could! You have to use Tensers loving Hand if you wanna jack it.
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gannyGrabber posted:Been dipping my toes into cross-classing lately and came up with this doozy! "Dipping ur toes?" If u wanna cross-class, ur gonna cross-class. U don't need to get all golly gosh about it. No one rlly cares if ur a cross-classer except maybe ur parents.
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Hihohe posted:It would be if you could! more advanced Kink Wizards can walk around with a Bigby's Clenched Fist in their rear end at all times
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I am not interested in this wiz-biz. If there's one slogan I live my life by, it's this- "Never trust a wizard." And by gum, I'm sure not changing my ways now!!
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HJE-Cobra posted:I am not interested in this wiz-biz. If there's one slogan I live my life by, it's this- You have the right idea.
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Business Gorillas posted:those are all subsets of the main groups but someone casted a Incantation of Soth Rank VII on me so i can't be bothered to finish my post Fair enough. I need to level my alteration, I'm way to invocation and elemental based right now
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I'm an open sourcerer. *installs GNU*
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How exactly did the dinosaurs go extinct? Dinosorcery 
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:How exactly did the dinosaurs go extinct? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBG7Sc-Czs
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imma piss WIZZard SUCK MY drat BALLS
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have you seen dino riders
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Velisarius posted:have you seen dino riders YES and they require more WIZARDRY, so HERE WE ARE: 
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