Welcome to my "millennial slack site!"

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KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Smeed posted:

Slack site? I thought SA was an ~artisanal meme~ site

Left the memes out too long now they are a bit off. Maybe even dank.

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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

*knock knock knock*

"Hey, you've been in there for a half hour! What're you slacking off or something?"

"Uhhhh no I just have horrible digestive issues! Ugghhhrrgg my stomach!"

*closes SA app and flushes toilet a few times*

"Don't come in here!"

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Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

cyber blogger Amy Macphereson recently called something awful "4 chan minus reddit plus kotaku" sending the sites founder Richard Lowtax Kyanka into a multi-tweet tirade.

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To be fair...: Feb 3, 2006; Film Producer

gently caress Web 2.0.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:51

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

HOO BOY JUST

WASTING SOME TIME AS A MILLENNIAL HERE AT WORK

JUST

DOING STUFF

ON THE INTERNET

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Secular Humanist: Mar 1, 2016; by Smythe

Millienials might *seem* really horrible and entitled to every sentient being capable of observing their behavior, but I'm here to tell you they actually are not.

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

i am to blame for all of this, i am sorry.

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Harakiri Potter: Oct 18, 2004; REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

I only suffer millennials because they got decent weed hookups. I'm almost retired and poo poo and finding decent bud is troublesome since all of my friends are dead already and this dead gay site is all I have left.

It's cold and I'm lonely, Richard, that's what I've been trying to tell you.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 17:29

To be fair...: Feb 3, 2006; Film Producer

Harakiri Potter posted:

I only suffer millennials because they got decent weed hookups. I'm almost retired and poo poo and finding decent bud is troublesome since all of my friends are dead already and this dead gay site is all I have left.

It's cold and I'm lonely, Richard, that's what I've been trying to tell you.

Are you that guy from the video?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 17:30

Harakiri Potter: Oct 18, 2004; REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Meiers Goldbrick posted:

Are you that guy from the video?

Yes, most definitely. That's me.

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unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Don't lump me in with the rest of you

I come on here to do hard work

# ? Jan 26, 2017 18:02

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i am to blame for all of this, i am sorry.

I hope you've learned your lesson young man, and don't let me catch you doing it again.

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Luxury Communism: Aug 22, 2015; by Lowtax

i've been lurking since i was 13 am now 27 can confirm internet has made me stupid

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Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

This is slander, man

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