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That one developer that said "Playing god of war will get you laid"
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May 12, 2018 03:36
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ArfJason posted:That one developer that said "Playing god of war will get you laid" LOL. Now of days: "Playing god of war will make you eat soy lmfao. It's for feminization."
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May 12, 2018 03:41
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Wormskull posted:LOL. Now of days: "Playing god of war will make you eat soy lmfao. It's for feminization." God of Cuck. You can send the Golden Manbabies P.O.D.
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May 12, 2018 03:58
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I'm watching the making-of documentary in GoW1's bonus section... I wish more games included this sort of thing as a bonus sly cooper had commentary tracks for every level
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May 12, 2018 04:00
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I'm playing the originals to de-soy after the new one.
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May 12, 2018 04:02
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Wormskull posted:LOL. Now of days: "Playing god of war will make you eat soy lmfao. It's for feminization." lmfao
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May 12, 2018 04:14
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Evil Eagle posted:I'm playing the originals to de-soy after the new one. In France they call God of War “Le Dieu De Soy”
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May 12, 2018 04:31
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in france they call vegan quarter pounders extruded soy protein extract patties with cheddar flavoured nut compound
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May 12, 2018 05:01
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trying to jack off posted:in france they call vegan quarter pounders extruded soy protein extract patties with cheddar flavoured nut compound lmbo
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May 12, 2018 05:51
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trying to jack off posted:in france they call vegan quarter pounders extruded soy protein extract patties with cheddar flavoured nut compound Soyale with cheese
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May 12, 2018 06:51
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Soyale with cheese lol
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May 12, 2018 07:15
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Soyale with cheese lol
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May 12, 2018 11:36
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Soyale with cheese
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May 12, 2018 14:39
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Kratos and son showing up to every online soytrolls house to whoop their rear end like Jay & Silent Bob
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May 12, 2018 15:32
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Wormskull posted:LOL. Now of days: "Playing god of war will make you eat soy lmfao. It's for feminization." lol
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May 12, 2018 15:57
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Kratos and son showing up to every online soytrolls house to whoop their rear end like Jay & Silent Bob lmao
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May 12, 2018 16:47
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Soyale with cheese lmao
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May 12, 2018 17:00
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Kratos and son showing up to every online soytrolls house to whoop their rear end like Jay & Silent Bob
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May 12, 2018 17:57
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Kratos and son showing up to every online soytrolls house to whoop their rear end like Jay & Silent Bob
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May 12, 2018 18:03
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That’s Kratos, the God of Snoogins.
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May 12, 2018 18:04
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lol
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May 12, 2018 18:10
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Pablo Nergigante posted:That’s Kratos, the God of Snoogins.
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May 12, 2018 18:17
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Pablo Nergigante posted:That’s Kratos, the God of Snoogins. lmfao
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May 12, 2018 18:31
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KRATOS: The gods of Olympus have abandoned me. Now there is no hope. [KRATOS steps off of a tall cliff and falls toward the jagged rocks below] NARRATOR: And Kratos cast himself from the highest mountain in all of Greece. After ten years of suffering, ten years of endless nightmares, it would finally come to an end. Death would be his escape from madness. But it had not always been this way. Kratos had once been a champion of the gods... [Fade-in flashback to three weeks earlier, where KRATOS can be seen standing in front of a run-down convenience store] KRATOS: ... gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, mother-motherfuck, mother-motherfuck-gently caress, motherfuck, motherfuck, noinch noinch noinch! One, two, one-two-three-four noinch, noinch, noinch! Smokin’ weed, smokin’ wiz, doin’ coke, drinkin’ beers. Drinkin’ beers, beers, beers. Rollin’ fatties, smokin’ blunts. Who smokes some blunts? We smoke the blunts! Roll them blunts and smoke them...
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May 12, 2018 19:04
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lol
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May 12, 2018 19:08
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Lumpy the Cook posted:KRATOS: The gods of Olympus have abandoned me. Now there is no hope.
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May 12, 2018 19:10
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All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers! I’m gonna gently caress your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches! Once I get to Olympus and find those pantheon fucks who tricked me into killing my family... I’m gonna make them eat my poo poo, then poo poo out my poo poo, and then eat their poo poo that's made up of my poo poo that I made 'em eat! And then all you motherfucks are next! Love, Kratos
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May 12, 2018 19:12
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Lumpy the Cook posted:KRATOS: The gods of Olympus have abandoned me. Now there is no hope. lmao
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May 12, 2018 21:23
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May 12, 2018 21:25
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Lumpy the Cook posted:KRATOS: The gods of Olympus have abandoned me. Now there is no hope. lmfao
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May 12, 2018 22:08
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Lumpy the Cook posted:KRATOS: The gods of Olympus have abandoned me. Now there is no hope.
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May 12, 2018 22:32
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the part in god of war 1 where the floor opens up and kills you after a certain amount of time made me ragequit for the night. will come back with a full magic bar next time
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May 15, 2018 10:07
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LOL there's a plain 'Jason and the Argonauts'-style skeleton warrior with a sword and shield in the gallery of unused enemies for the first game, and the note from David Jaffe says they 'didn't feel right using this one because it was just too old fashioned and corny and it didn't fit the more epic, gritty tone we wanted' and then they show up in the sequels
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May 16, 2018 02:53
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Lumpy the Cook posted:LOL there's a plain 'Jason and the Argonauts'-style skeleton warrior with a sword and shield in the gallery of unused enemies for the first game, and the note from David Jaffe says they 'didn't feel right using this one because it was just too old fashioned and corny and it didn't fit the more epic, gritty tone we wanted' and then they show up in the sequels Well Barlog went full on Argonauts for GoW2 and that's why it was a much better game.
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May 16, 2018 03:07
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God of War 2 was so drat metal. Pushing Daedalus' face into a cliffside while you rip his wings off in midair.
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May 16, 2018 12:15
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I thought it was cool that they got Harry Hamlin to play Perseus in GoW2 just like Clash of the Titans EDIT: And they got Kevin Sorbo for Hercules in GoW3 lol
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May 16, 2018 14:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REZ5zgJVTk I like the really over-exaggerated animation in this part. Kinda reminds me of Timesplitters.
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May 17, 2018 00:15
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I thought it was cool that they got Harry Hamlin to play Perseus in GoW2 just like Clash of the Titans Whoa I thought their version of Perseus was meant to be a spoof of Hamlin's, I had no clue it was actually him. Awesome
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May 17, 2018 00:17
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Whoa I thought their version of Perseus was meant to be a spoof of Hamlin's, I had no clue it was actually him. Awesome Yeah they modeled it after him and got him to reprise the voice. I think I’m gonna replay the trilogy after I beat the new game. It’s a fine enough game but it would be much better without the modern gaming bullshit like crafting
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May 17, 2018 00:22
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Yeah they modeled it after him and got him to reprise the voice. I think I’m gonna replay the trilogy after I beat the new game. It’s a fine enough game but it would be much better without the modern gaming bullshit like crafting *epic animation of kratos struggling to open a massive chest covered in skulls, antlers, and pelts. his son assists by stabbing a skull in the center before doing a backflip away* "Got 12 heldollars"
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May 17, 2018 00:35
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