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Ehud posted:I mean, what else are you gonna do at this point? *big fat grizzled offensive line coach* you think jesus could teach you how to be a real hog, do ya??? jesus was a goddamn pussy who couldn't even move my grandma out of the way!! now get down, we're doing burpees
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Does anyone else have absolutely no goddamn idea how to play defense in Madden and just uses the suggested plays? When I played for a little bit it was always against other noobs online who did nothing but throw deep every play so I would basically always run cover 4 and get tons of picks. Worked pretty well. Phyein fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jul 29, 2019 |
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Play posted:Donte looks nice and quick in that rep too, guaranteed most DBs wouldn't be able to keep up with Samuel so closely. Grier was kind of known is a nice deep ball thrower in college iirc Madden on PC is great because you can pay for a month of the Origin subscription, play it until real football starts, then forget about it forever. Franchise mode now grants stars and superstars different abilities that grant in game bonuses to the player. These can be developed over seasons. So let's say I scout and draft an RB at the end of the first round. Good RBs are always available late, so he has a Star development rate. If he plays really well over a season, and does something great like win a rushing title, he might graduate to superstar. Then he gets a special ability depending on the type of player that he is. If he continues to play well over another season he might turn into an x-factor and develop another trait. This stuff is all tied to natural development, so the RB may have started at a 77, turned into an 83 by the end of the first season, and be somewhere in the 90s when he turns into an x-factor. I think the number of natural stars that you can find in the draft has been tuned down a bit, so this system encourages me to play more regular season games, instead of running drafts and simming to the postseason like I usually do. I usually play offense only, but if I have a defensive project I'll even play that side. Developing the players is fun. Although you might have to turn the difficulty up because you can regularly rush for 300 yards a game against the computer.
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a new study bible! posted:Madden on PC is great because you can pay for a month of the Origin subscription, play it until real football starts, then forget about it forever. Yeah I'm keeping the difficulty on hard. There are already tons of exploitable elements in the AI to let it be any easier, and I like to lose games (or have to try really hard to win them) occasionally. Beating the Chargers with the Broncos who drafted my QB was really freaking hard, although for some reason the Chiefs were easy I haven't started franchise mode but I'm excited to do so. I generally like to play all the regular season games, makes it feel more real and the result of actual effort. Do you play against other people online?
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Ehud posted:I mean, what else are you gonna do at this point? they already got black jesus at RB what more do you want
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Turns out Dorsey picked someone with no chill. https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1154406897509896194?s=20 https://twitter.com/H_Grove/status/1155872735433826310?s=20
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Turns out Dorsey picked someone with no chill. Isn't dorsey infamous for selecting players with "no chill" (domestic violence charges)
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Jul 29, 2019 21:14
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kiimo posted:Too much takitaki
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Todd Gurley took a practice rep on Saturday https://twitter.com/MylesASimmons/status/1155252511541878784?s=20
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Right to 42, he just isn’t in place yet because Mahomes throws guys open even when no-looking
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FizFashizzle posted:watch out for your boobs I'm gonna enjoy the Cowboys implosion
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a neat cape posted:Right to the linebacker huh? Nah he's out here goin nuts. https://twitter.com/kent_swanson/st...078%26page%3D51
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Play posted:Isn't dorsey infamous for selecting players with "no chill" (domestic violence charges) Yeah Takitaki has a different kind of "no chill" this time. Suspended a bunch at BYU for fights and theft. He's totally been redeemed by mormonism and his wife though!
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Does anyone else have absolutely no goddamn idea how to play defense in Madden and just uses the suggested plays? Call cover 3 thank me later
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EmbryoSteve posted:what is this case even about? What law was broken? I would refer you to the case law of Losers v Weepers.
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the comments are amazing. I'm lolling at the idea of a Louisiana judge demanding to get that boy in here and answer for his crimes. I'm imagining the sweatiest, greasiest Judge in the Delta.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I’m still playing Madden 2005 and I dare you to tell me there’s a difference.
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DariusLikewise posted:Todd Gurley took a practice rep on Saturday oh christ i can hear his knees
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FizFashizzle posted:oh christ i can hear his knees They signed a guy with better knees today: https://twitter.com/RamsNFL/status/1155953388934201344?s=20
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alright that's funny, im starting to appreciate the potential comedy in all this nonsense FizFashizzle posted:oh christ i can hear his knees to be honest I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to watch Gurley without cringing. My dad has severe arthiritis, it put a stop to his football career actually, and I know how damned painful it is. The thought that every run is aggravating the condition is disturbing to me, and I feel like it will affect my enjoyment of Gurley's runs Play fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jul 29, 2019 |
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So the Giants DIDNT work out Kelvin Benjamin this weekend. Considering the GM, that might be it for Benjamax in the NFL. Never forget https://twitter.com/PanthersBill/status/867004860927004672?s=20
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I hope they're stuck in a non-air conditioned Louisiana courthouse for three days in the heat of August where a bunch of blustery lawyers make ridiculous statements and say things like "Maybe that's the way they do thangs up nawth but down heuh folks have a little thing we like to call JUSTAHCE" and fan themselves with a straw hat while taking their sweet rear end time
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I just realized that I don't know the difference between kelvin benjamin and devin funchess and thought they were the same person
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Play posted:I just realized that I don't know the difference between kelvin benjamin and devin funchess and thought they were the same person No devin is the one who alligator'd the game winning touchdown in the playoffs against the Saints in 2017 that would have beat them on the last play of the game essentially. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOR2otcXP6s also the colts just gave him 10 million dollars.
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cheesetriangles posted:So is the NFL just stuck putting up with this baseless lawsuit or can they go to another court and ask for it to be dismissed? 
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Play posted:I just realized that I don't know the difference between kelvin benjamin and devin funchess and thought they were the same person Funchess is terrible with his hands. Benjamin is terrible with his hams.
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kiimo posted:the comments are amazing. It’s literally just the judge from My Cousin Vinny e: or Coach O
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In the Chiefs high flying offense and with a starting receiver down for multiple games Kelvin Benjamin managed 2 receptions for 26 yards on the season to go along with 2 drops.
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Chilichimp posted:Funchess is terrible with his hands. Benjamin is terrible with his hams. Nah, Kelvin has never dropped a ham.
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