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My Shoes posted:Already did this one. i wanted to do the oil the hog joke
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My uncle killed my dad and married my mom? Better berate my girlfriend into drowning herself!
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Oct 18, 2019 05:49
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If your cuckold gets redpilled, shoot him.
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Oct 18, 2019 06:15
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The real journey was the spiritual enlightenment we gained along the way.
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Oct 18, 2019 06:30
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i have a really big thumb and i hitchhike.
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Oct 18, 2019 06:35
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Ancient unspeakable horror gets owned by vehicle collision
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the answer is 42.
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Oct 18, 2019 07:06
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Being unemployed and homeless is like living in a shadow world, also the monomyth.
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Oct 18, 2019 07:18
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super sweet best pal posted:Being unemployed and homeless is like living in a shadow world, also the monomyth. Neverwhere.
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Oct 18, 2019 07:24
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This town is loving weird and it's full of fishpeople. Turns out I'm a fishperson too and it's not that bad.
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Oct 18, 2019 07:30
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Did you know there's colors beyond the visible spectrum? [Gibbers in horror at the very idea]
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"They can't troll you if they're dead!" - Montresor
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Ambitious manservant cowers at the sight of his master's boots then encourages impulsive woman to commit suicide.
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Oct 18, 2019 10:19
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Count of Monte Cristo....IN SPACEEEEEE! Alternatively: Getting horny for blind psichopath chick. Alternatively alternatively: Greatest slur ever.
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Oct 18, 2019 10:49
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"This talking bird has an extremely limited vocabulary and it is really starting to piss me off."
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Oct 18, 2019 13:55
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funny man loves food, line cooks, drugs, sex and swearing
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Oct 18, 2019 14:14
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Flying pedophile abducts children to turn them into guerillas
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Oct 18, 2019 15:06
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You all actually died in a train accident, and your sister isn't here because she's burning in Hell for eternity for wearing makeup.
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Oct 18, 2019 15:48
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lmao, why would you ever want to pay money for a baby? they are literally free cause you can make them yourself at home. it takes like 10 sec and 5 pumps
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john does not die at the end
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Oct 18, 2019 16:02
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:john does not die at the end garfield?
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Oct 18, 2019 16:05
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The kids seem strange. They keep turning the room into Africa. What are those lions eating?
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Oct 18, 2019 16:06
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I'm falling through space. I have to listen to a bunch of assholes come to grips with their mortality.
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Oct 18, 2019 16:08
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It's raining. Its driving me crazy. Maybe I'll start drinking.
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Oct 18, 2019 16:09
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I am a house, I have to survive through the decay of civilization. What purpose humanity?
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Oct 18, 2019 16:10
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A man returning to earth. It seems familiar but old. Future, past, or afterlife?
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Oct 18, 2019 16:11
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Thinly veiled self-insert mostly just talks about his weird marriage and drinking himself to death in Mexico
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Oct 18, 2019 16:30
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I'm gonna gently caress my mother and then poke my eyes out.
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Oct 18, 2019 17:54
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I'm an exterminator who dreams about steam powered dildos.
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Oct 18, 2019 17:56
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Carpenter tries to save humanity and is sentence to death.
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Oct 18, 2019 17:57
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Omnipotent being creates universe, immediately regrets decision.
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Oct 18, 2019 19:59
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Robots are really good at getting around rules. The galactic empire is failing. Let's make an encyclopedia. Ha ha, PSYCH!
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Oct 18, 2019 20:57
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Me and some other gay bodybuilders are gonna go fight some Turks.
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Oct 18, 2019 22:26
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Getting burnt alive to own some Caucasians
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Oct 19, 2019 02:34
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Some kids kill each other over a conch shell
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Oct 19, 2019 04:46
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A modder finds out how to glitch reality and the Romans permban him.
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Oct 19, 2019 04:48
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Rad-daddio posted:A modder finds out how to glitch reality and the Romans permban him. What's this?
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Oct 19, 2019 04:52
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Resting Lich Face posted:What's this? Jesus
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Oct 19, 2019 04:54
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My Shoes posted:Jesus Oh. Yeah, no poo poo. gently caress I'm dumb.
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Woman paints a lighthouse. Later, goes to the lighthouse.
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