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Big Beef City posted:Boring. No, I think Joven does fight the polar bear It's just that he doesn't just poof into existence during a duel like on Yu-Gi-Oh
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The polar bear is inside him
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Inside you are two polar bears. And also Joven.
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Joven could have at least bought me dinner first
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It's their best album
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These are about as close as one can get to the "word of god" on how a MTG game would look from the perspective of the participants:Richard Garfield posted:Worzel felt the telltale prickling at the back of her neck; her domain was being challenged! It’s someone old, she thought. Someone I know… Thomil! It had been a long time since he had challenged her. Quickly, she called her vassals into action. She would need much mana for this duel, much indeed.
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Who What Now posted:Now Planeswalkers are lame dipshits who are just moderately powerful wizards who are good at teleporting across dimensions with dumb names like "Arzakon", "Emberek" or "Jace". You rang?
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MTG has gone in strange directions since I quit playing, among the most distressing was the apparent inclusion of Godzilla of all properties into MTG I finally googled wtf those Godzilla cards they printed were so I could talk about them without sounding like Andy Rooney and it feels like these are magic cards wearing godzilla halloween costumes the words circled in red here is the actual card, and frankly i'm very nonplussed at this revelation. I feel like just bringing Godzilla into MTG was somehow less insulting than this façade.
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It was a way to just do a fun art-swap for cards without affecting any functionality. I fuckin' love playing with Mechagodzilla and Dorat. Here's a fun one, Wizards shipped a few of this card right before Covid struck, and they had to recall them all and cancel the digital versions: They canceled Death Corona in a set that happened to have cards named "Bushmeat Poacher" and "Gloom Pangolin", mind you. More recently they did a Bram Stoker variation on the Vampire set: https://articles.starcitygames.com/news/innistrad-crimson-vow-to-feature-dracula-series-cards/ Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Mar 15, 2022 |
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Zero VGS posted:They canceled Death Corona in a set that happened to have cards named "Bushmeat Poacher" and "Gloom Pangolin", mind you. what in the
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the Godzilla lands rule but then also there was some Walking Dead tie-in that I think had unique planeswalker or creature cards that were unique and legal in some formats and people lost their poo poo, MaRo has said a few times on his QA thing since that they aren't looking to do those again.
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wait can we go back to the asian pangolin bushmeat thing featuring a card called "Death Corona" that almost coincided with the start of a 2 year long pandemic, I feel like we should at least have a moment of silence for how monumentally insane that is
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Zero VGS posted:You rang? In the mtg multiverse, nuRock never died
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obithrawn posted:the Godzilla lands rule The lands actually do look decent which is funny because I loving hate the look of new cards.
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Hello
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Good flavor texts
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So does it have to be an existing card, or can you just make something up?
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Unglued and Unhinged (?) and that one tournament where wotc bought tons of out of print cards off the secondary market to include them in prerelease booster drafts of the time cycle honestly bought so much goodwill that I can't really be upset with them, even if the business model ultimately seems suspect and predatory. Compared to the current model of free to play phone games and in app transactions, loot boxes and a million product lines for kids that involve buying something blind where the entire thrill seems to be in opening it, the Magic model seems almost quaint.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:So does it have to be an existing card, or can you just make something up? This is from the goofball sets (Unglued and Unhinged). They're not tournament legal, but they are very useful for annoying your friends. I haven't played in years, looks like the newest set is based around neon cyberpunk ninjas.
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Extra Large Marge posted:I haven't played in years, looks like the newest set is based around neon cyberpunk ninjas. My friend got me playing Arena a couple weeks ago, and there are mechas too.
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The current set is really good. The full art lands are probably my favorite so far. Also features Voltron:
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WOTC is in the hot seat at the moment. published yesterday was some store guidelines about how to fancy up a prerelease/release event: https://wpn.wizards.com/en/article/boost-store-play-unique-event-ideas the article posted:Make Your Own Halo this is basically the equivalent of candy cigarettes. yawn. Then there's also the war profiteering scandal WRT Ukraine: https://www.wargamer.com/dnd/charity-bundle-backlash the article posted:Head of Dungeons and Dragons and game designer Ray Winninger tweeted in response to the charity bundles’ announcement a few hours later, saying “we (WotC) didn’t know anything about these charity bundles. We’ll work with DMs Guild on this.” This is not the place for discussion about the war itself but rather this recent controversy, so I'll get back to that last controversy. The fictional realm of New Capenna is ruled by 5 families of Demons. You know who else had 5 families ruling over a drugged up fantasy world? That's right, the Mafia in NYC. It's anti italian discrimination.
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damnit sorry, clip
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lmao edit: pastor joven
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Joven casts Sleight of Hand!
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lol
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lol
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Just thinking about 2/3 creatures and how Joven would win in a fight every time against a cloud elemental or a minotaur
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That's what makes him a legend
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poor bam looks terrible
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-If your car breaks down Joven will give you a jump or a lift into town because he's a standup guy -Joven likes microbrews but he's not snobby about it and has no problem drinking domestic beers -Joven is a tattoo artist but he earns a little money on the side as an amateur leatherworker and blacksmith -Joven plays in a heavy metal cover band at Snarg's once a week -The whole thief and artifact destroyer thing is an exaggeration. He only got blackout drunk, trashed a hotel room, and walked out with the telephone twice That is so Joven
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Before I so rudely interrupted this thread we were just getting into the concept of combo decks in the early MTG metagame, please think of this as episode two of what I'm calling Better Know a Degenerate Combo Deck Up for discussion today is the Recurring Nightmare deck: This is a rare treat because it is essentially a creature-based combo deck. These two enchantments power the combo, but its the creatures that do the dirty work. This is a very fun deck because the creatures force you to interact with the opponent's deck instead of bulldozing them with some spell that outright kills an opponent with one X mana cost spell like Fireball or Drain Life. you're going to see a lot of X mana cost spells winning in combo decks as I go through them How it works is you use all your spare mana from turn to turn to fill your graveyard with useful creatures via Survival of the Fittest there, and then bring them back over and over again to disrupt your opponents playstyle and eventually overwhelm them, or, if you can, just kill them with this bad boi: The Recurring Nightmare deck is unique for a lot of reasons. It's a combo-control deck that runs all 5 colors, it plays a bunch of one-of creatures, and more than that it could be described as a "The Deck" archetype that uses creatures as "Silver Bullets" instead of artifacts, enchantments, sorceries, instants etc. I'm going to try not to take up any more space with this post but I'll leave you with this: Brian Selden won the 1998 World Championship with this deck and this card was maindecked: e: oh I should mention that because this is a graveyard-based creature combo deck, it can easily overwhelm counterspell heavy blue decks. All you need to do is keep playing creatures until they run out of counterspells and by that point, you now have a graveyard full of useful poo poo BasicLich fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Mar 17, 2022 |
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Vim Fuego posted:Good luck figuring out the Star Trek one
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I like to think "Shirtless Kirk (tm)" was actually trademarked at the USPTO and not just Kirk
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