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I will quit my job the moment they even talk about going into the office “maybe once or twice a week”
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I had to close a whole 10 NCRs today. Inside of an office.
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Apr 29, 2022 01:47
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i got it in writing today that i'm now officially considered a remote employee (used to work in office before lockdown) so i can basically move anywhere in the country i want and work from there 
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ben shapino posted:i got it in writing today that i'm now officially considered a remote employee (used to work in office before lockdown) so i can basically move anywhere in the country i want and work from there watch out for your entitlmeenst bro
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:watch out for your entitlmeenst bro They're out for the entitlements
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The Butcher posted:HR keeps writing me up and saying "that's not how the topless cafeteria works, nobody wants to see that and you are ruining their lunches." It's not even may and you're already submitting blood tickets.
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Apr 29, 2022 02:24
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ben shapino posted:i got it in writing today that i'm now officially considered a remote employee (used to work in office before lockdown) so i can basically move anywhere in the country i want and work from there I’d kinda like to get there in my career too and have enough cash in the bank to buy a little house somewhere affordable probably as close to retirement as I’ll get
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Seven pages and I'm still baffled that anyone wants more office in their lives.
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Apr 29, 2022 14:41
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Had first mandatory week back at the office this week. Got an email today saying I was exposed to covid day one.
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Apr 29, 2022 15:42
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If you are a person who enjoys and looks forward to talking to people at the office, just know that they all hate you and dread seeing you. "Great, here comes that shithead to talk about his boring poo poo and I am forced to be in the same physical space as him" is what they think when they see you coming.
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Apr 29, 2022 16:33
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to make my wfh office more realistic to the traditional downtown office experience i have infested it with mice and termites
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Apr 29, 2022 16:36
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Woot just got word that starting in July I’ll be fully remote! Moving to another state 
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GolfHole posted:to make my wfh office more realistic to the traditional downtown office experience i have infested it with mice and termites If you want to fully immerse yourself, you can hire a homeless person to sit outside your door, shoot up and nod off, and leave you a poo occasionally.
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Apr 29, 2022 17:02
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i'm in the office rn
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Apr 29, 2022 17:06
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i'm in the office rn In contrast to last Friday, I didn't rub one out at the workplace today. Edit: this isn't the Friday thread, but it still fits.
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Apr 29, 2022 18:15
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Got email last night that we are starting to reopen with a lot of the typical bullshit "BUT BUT BUT IN PERSON INTERACTION  "But email also makes it sound like they are smart enough to realize that the toothpaste is out of the tube so we will be hybrid from here on out rather than ever going back to full office which is cool
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When I worked in the office, I was so bored that I slowly explored every nook and cranny of the structure and surroundings, and accumulated all the access I could. Had access to every other inch of the place, but could never get my own roof access, to my great sadness. Though I would volunteer to take any roof work when I could, and just be the last guy leaving so I could slip off and chill up there. I had a really good nap nook in a room that everyone apparently forgot. Fed a lot of crows peanuts, and found some dope meditation/reading spots for my "smoke breaks" and lunch breaks. This is what we pay white collar office workers for.
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Apr 29, 2022 19:10
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I had six hours of calls yesterday that I took from home and then 4-5 hours of emergent stuff that came up after to deal with so no restful wfh experience today at work physically with much less to do so far, that is my, thread post
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WFH means no commute or office food so that's easily an extra $20 and about two hours each day for me, at no cost to my MegaCorp.
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