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Exile all men between the ages of 16 and 25 who have ever posted on 4chan to Greenland, which will be surrounded by a Wall.
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May 30, 2022 19:46
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When you buy a gun it comes surgically implanted in a person and to get at the gun you have to cut it out of their abdomen causing them to bleed to death
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May 30, 2022 19:47
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We need a new generation of hippies, but this time with tons of meth instead of weed and lsd. Get that whole 'peace' idea going again with serious energy
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May 30, 2022 20:15
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force politicians to work out of elementary schools
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May 30, 2022 20:36
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Icochet posted:We need a new generation of hippies, but this time with tons of meth instead of weed and lsd. Get that whole 'peace' idea going again with serious energy Hippies were the people who are now shrieking that those kids deserved to be shot and also were crisis actors working for satanic adrenochrome farmers
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May 30, 2022 20:49
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Build a wall around the schools and make the school shooters pay for it.
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May 30, 2022 21:13
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Replace elementary schools with elemental schools, and watch wannabe school shooters get roasted with fireballs and buffeted with waves as they are carried by powers combined to the nearest police station.
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May 30, 2022 21:14
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they need to do way instain shooters
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May 30, 2022 21:16
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The Moon Monster posted:they need to do way instain shooters
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May 30, 2022 21:18
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steinrokkan posted:Hippies were the people who are now shrieking that those kids deserved to be shot and also were crisis actors working for satanic adrenochrome farmers Turns out most of the hippies just didn't want to get shipped to Vietnam and die horrible deaths in the jungle.
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May 30, 2022 21:22
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Maybe those dosh darned beatnik hippies ought to go draft dodge mass shootings
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May 30, 2022 21:24
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Yaldabaoth posted:Turns out most of the hippies just didn't want to get shipped to Vietnam and die horrible deaths in the jungle. Jokes on them, they are going to die horrible deaths in America instead
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May 30, 2022 21:25
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Anti-bullying campaigns that suggest suicide as an alternative to mass shootings
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May 30, 2022 21:32
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Allow prospective mass shooters to instead perform a series of discrete small scale shootings with no more than two victims at pre-scheduled intervals
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May 30, 2022 21:36
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More army recruitment campaigns in schools. Want to do a mass shooting? We're hiring.
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May 30, 2022 21:42
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Make bullets illegal. People can have guns but noone gets shot. Everybody wins.
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May 31, 2022 02:01
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Make loaded cartridges illegal. If you want to shoot you need to spend hours painstakingly loading them. Plus stupid people will overload and lose their fingers, solving the problem.
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May 31, 2022 02:02
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There is no stopping God's Plan. If our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ decides to call his children home, we must let our children go. If the Lord Our God decides that your children must die at the hands of an armed mentally-unstable person, that decision only belongs to God, and how dare you try to interfere with His plan. School Shootings are part of God's Plan, just like ectopic pregnancies. Trust in The Lord. God Bless Republicans and God Bless the NRA, for they are ensuring that God's Vessels are allowed to acquire the weapons they need in order to enact His Plan. And School Shooters should be anointed with Sainthood, as they are walking vessels of The Lord and are working in His Name.
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May 31, 2022 02:24
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JukeboxHerostratus posted:There is no stopping God's Plan. Wait, is this true?
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May 31, 2022 02:31
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Wait, is this true? If it wasn't why would god let them post it?
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May 31, 2022 02:34
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Outrail posted:If it wasn't why would god let them post it? I can’t argue with that!
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May 31, 2022 02:51
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Have one School Shooter Purge day every year where it's legal. That way we get it all out of our systems.
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May 31, 2022 03:42
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Figure out which kids are potential school shooters by having their crush pass them a note in class that says: Would you shoot me? Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ]
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May 31, 2022 03:54
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Make it so that someone who plans to perform a mass shooting has a chosen rival in place, so that there can be a clear narrative arc for revenge or redemption.
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May 31, 2022 04:09
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Let Johnny Depp keep playing Captain Jack Sparrow.
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May 31, 2022 04:41
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Free pizza every day you don't mass shoot.
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May 31, 2022 05:00
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Future-seeing precogs who can inform the Police of school shootings before they happen so the Police can take their kids and be safely somewhere else.
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May 31, 2022 13:32
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Some sort of catchy "Shoot up heroin, not schools" campaign. Look, there has to be some sort of give and take.
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May 31, 2022 13:38
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JukeboxHerostratus posted:There is no stopping God's Plan. old beast lunatic posted:Attack and dethrone God.
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May 31, 2022 13:41
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Drake bad: School shootings Drake good: Cool shootings
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May 31, 2022 13:45
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Build a bridge outta them
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May 31, 2022 13:57
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Give the gift of spilt fresh human blood to appease the insatiable one.
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May 31, 2022 14:00
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Change all bullets to little metal dicks so all these "alpha male" gun fetishist will be too freaked out by the idea of shooting little dicks and pick up archery or something. Then change all arrows to dick arrows.
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May 31, 2022 14:37
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If white republican men are considered the good guys and should be permitted to horde all the guns they want to protect themselves from the bad guys(everyone else) then we need to attack the very concept of morality itself.
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May 31, 2022 15:10
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Hard to do when a society is actively committing suicide. Anyways, has anyone thought about anvils hanging from strategic locations throughout the school?
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May 31, 2022 15:15
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Set up deadly booby traps in every 5ft square of every school and teach students how to avoid them. School shooters aren't well known for their attendance so they will miss out on an important piece of information and end up run over by a giant poison spike boulder
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May 31, 2022 17:15
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"bye mom, going to school!"
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May 31, 2022 17:24
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Total Party Kill posted:"bye mom, going to school!" Not enough gun shots.
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May 31, 2022 17:25
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Premium streaming porn subscriptions for everyone with a dick over the age of 15
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