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Helluva
Feb 7, 2011


Don't Yakult with the occult.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lock up your cows when smugworth’s aroused

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Don't roll your eyes when I dies from your creampies.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Don't be late for SkaterGate '24

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Don't feed my coat to your goat.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
Don't be jocular about my monocular

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Please no humor about my tumor

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
Utter no paronomasia about my robe like the one from Fantasia

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Plant a tree for a better tomorrow

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lock up your cows when smugworth’s aroused

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Don't yammer about my hammer

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Please use an awl on my balls

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i wish this thread were dead!!!!!!!

Quadramind
Dec 8, 2011

Don't scandal my dirndl

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
don't heckle my schmeckle

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Don't flickle my pickle

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Don't crunk on my junk

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Don't yiddle with my fiddle

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Better to have loved and lost,
Than to have never loved before.

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
Don't yank my crank

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar
Don't dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. It makes your palms hairy (bad for your eyesight).

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Don't puke on my cuke.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t blast on my Dreamcast

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

redshirt posted:

Don't yiddle with my fiddle

Keep an eye on the king, and keep me posted. He doesn't know where I've hidden that French slit.
He may be a little man, but he carries a big stick.
And whatever you do, Froggy, keep him away from that interrogation cell.

Dave Syndrome fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Dec 20, 2023

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
I see the title, click the link and chuckle to myself as I think of a good one and start furiously scrolling through the thread until

egg_dog posted:

Don't jokea about my cloaca

:arghfist: :buddy:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


If at first you don't succeed, try try again

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Don't spit in my armpit

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I done flipped my phone', watch what I'm doin',
Broke these boys off three wheelin' through ancient ruins

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I'm riding spinnas, Im riding spinnas
They don't stop

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Let’s shoot the breeze about my Lee Dungarees

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Looking posh in my Osh Kosh B’Gosh

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Don't coddle my bottle

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Looking posh in my Osh Kosh B’Gosh

I am sincerely lol'ing


My gosh I am astonished.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
please imbibe my diatribe

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Add some pesto, oh, hey, here's my manifesto

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


A playa drinkin' Makers, Mark-er, cranberry vodka
Wearin' a mink coat that's furry as Chewbacca
I saw ya main gal and a playa had to stop her
Her name wasn't Silkk but her face was The Shocker

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


When in doubt look to Jesus

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Don't bogart my pop-tart

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Don't negatively interface with my shoelace.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Don't bump this dump

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