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iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Eonwe posted:

awesome VR

Not all of us want to look like megadorks playing our videogames ok

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

echronorian posted:

Sometimes I think VR is the future, but then I turn off my computer stand up go outside realize no one cares at all and kill myself

VR is going to be a nice advancement that takes us one step closer to holodecks and the end of civilization but outside of porn and sim games what use is there really that's going to make it a must-have for your average consumer at this time?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

iSheep posted:

Basically this. NPC interaction is more or less standard now. Nobody gives a poo poo about physics.

What gimmick could valve introduce to make First Person Shooter 20xx actually desirable to play?

Red Faction Guerrilla had a piss-poor but still very fun simulation of "building physics" where the geography was invulnerable but all of the skyscrapers and crap could be knocked around/over.

I think in my fantasy-HL3 there would be a similar level of destructibility to the buildings with the addition of terrain deformation so you could blow craters in the ground and such. This actually sounds not dissimilar from a different game I heard about that actually got made but I also heard that game was a piece of crap so ymmv.

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
The presentation is also happening in room 304. I am also convinced that valve doesn't actually do anything. It's like gave Newell got rich and decided to hire a bunch of people for no reason.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

iSheep posted:

Not all of us want to look like megadorks playing our videogames ok

but all of us do want VR, fleshlights, and femshep in our video games

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

VR is the future just like smellovision and old movie colorization

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
vr will never be the future until a sufficient percentage of society goes full on hikikomori and would rather be plugged into a 100% immersive environment instead of acknowledging the presence of friends, family, their environment, etc. movies, tv and singleplayer games are social, insofar as they're something multiple people can come together to look at while they talk about/do other things. watching some slackjawed jackass bob and weave in response to the colors being fired into their dumb eyes is only ironically fun for a little while before you get really sad about society and awkwardly leave to go find a quiet booth in a bar. entertainment tech is shaped by the fact that its users are social animals who want to be in close proximity to one another as they share an experience. reality augmentation has a better chance of winning hearts and minds and... well, google glass...

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

It's also not a stepping stone towards jacking our consciousness into the cyberworld like some goons think, it's a very pointless innovation

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.

iSheep posted:

Basically this. NPC interaction is more or less standard now. Nobody gives a poo poo about physics.

What gimmick could valve introduce to make First Person Shooter 20xx actually desirable to play?

Duke Nukem forever added blowjobs to FPS games and that worked out perfectly fine...

HL3 doesn't need a gimmick, it needs a big "what if" to turn into a new industry standard and they won't release it until they believe they've found the next big "what if". VR could be that "what if" but I wouldn't bet money on it after being a teenager in the 1990's and laughing at the Virtual Boy.

Zsinjeh
Jun 11, 2007

:shoboobs:
vr is the future of anime

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Just realized this probably won't be 3:00 EST and lost all interest.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Zsinjeh posted:

vr is the future of anime
Nah, anime fans are into 2D women, not 3D

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Ddraig posted:

Half-Life 1 was so much better than Half-Life 2 it's kind of crazy. Even the modding scene was better.

Goldsrc had a ton of cool poo poo like Action Half-Life, They Hunger, Firearms, Scientist Slaughterhouse, USS Darkstar, Boxwar etc.

Just about the only memorable mods I've played in Half-Life 2 are Black Mesa, and that's only because it's a remake of the superior game, that Elevator game some goons made and maybe The Stanley Parable.

Mods for hl2 were good like 7 years ago before everyone wanted to sell thier lovely mods. Remember where mods were free?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

reignofevil posted:

Just realized this probably won't be 3:00 EST and lost all interest.

was that really your first hint

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

reignofevil posted:

Just realized this probably won't be 3:00 EST and lost all interest.

Stop living in a poo poo timezone for idiots.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i am so excited i cannot contain my boner

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

How am I supposed to know if my cat is being a loving rear end in a top hat if my face is covered in some nerdy rear end vr goggles.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Only time zone is Central Standard, death to the Pacific.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

BadLlama posted:

How am I supposed to know if my cat is being a loving rear end in a top hat if my face is covered in some nerdy rear end vr goggles.

here is a hint

is your cat alive?

then then answer is yes, your cat is being a loving rear end in a top hat

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

BadLlama posted:

How am I supposed to know if my cat is being a loving rear end in a top hat if my face is covered in some nerdy rear end vr goggles.

The VR allows your cats anus to be even more in your face than before.

Zsinjeh
Jun 11, 2007

:shoboobs:

Zsinjeh posted:

vr is the future of anime
me posting dis:

Digital Osmosis
Nov 10, 2002

Smile, Citizen! Happiness is Mandatory.

1stGear posted:

It didn't, actually. Just kinda doesn't sound like your thing.

This is the internet. "Not my thing" translates to "an abomination in the eyes of the lord." Be thankful I said it "kinda" sucked, you don't hear many hedge-words these days.

but if what HL2 introduced to FPS were meaningful character interactions... uhh, how did they do that any better than Vampire, which was released on the same day and is essentially an FPS to the point where you can't finish the game trying to play it diplomatically?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Vampires are dumb and Freeman doesn't talk, allowing nerds to better live vicariously through him.

HL and HL2 gave me a headache after about 10 minutes of playing. Took me forever to finish those games.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Valve is happy to announce the finalization of the Half Life 3 logotype and box art.

Development of the game is scheduled to start later this year.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Announcement of a new Source Engine, running the newest entry in a flagship series, is both the most and least likely outcome. Most, because it's the logical thing for Valve to do. Least, because Valve hasn't done many logical things since Steam became the iTunes of video games and they started thinking they were visionaries, instead of the people who made the games where Elvis Costello beats people to death with a Westward Gooseneck. They could be announcing literally anything and, as long as you enjoy schadenfreude, you have nothing to lose.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




mysterious frankie posted:

Announcement of a new Source Engine, running the newest entry in a flagship series, is both the most and least likely outcome. Most, because it's the logical thing for Valve to do. Least, because Valve hasn't done many logical things since Steam became the iTunes of video games and they started thinking they were visionaries, instead of the people who made the games where Elvis Costello beats people to death with a Westward Gooseneck. They could be announcing literally anything and, as long as you enjoy schadenfreude, you have nothing to lose.

probably some incredibly gay trading card thing

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

hemale in pain posted:

probably some incredibly gay trading card thing

they already have a trading card thing tho

Zsinjeh
Jun 11, 2007

:shoboobs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAvYEU9fSu0

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
VR trading cards and a hand attachment for the VR system so you can wrap your virtual cards around your dick and jack off with them. As cards are traded and jacked off with by more people, their value increases. It's virtually gay!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

yes

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
I really want a CCG with Steam trading cards because then I could sell them to nerds for even more exorbitant prices.

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

Shibawanko posted:

Half Life 2 wasn't really a good game.

yep it was poo poo (i played at release)

doom 3 was much better and has more replay value

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Eonwe posted:

they already have a trading card thing tho

now after you turn the cards into gems, you can turn the gems into little wav file snippets of the audio from the jonestown massacre.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Lol there is no announcement today.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
At the third hour of the third day of the third month, Valve will announce Steam 2.

hatesfreedom
Feb 20, 2007


I make a profit of three and a quarter cents an egg by selling them for four and a quarter cents an egg to the people in Malta I buy them from for seven cents an egg. Of course, I don't make the profit. The syndicate makes the profit. And everybody has a share.

K8.0 posted:

VR trading cards and a hand attachment for the VR system so you can wrap your virtual cards around your dick and jack off with them. As cards are traded and jacked off with by more people, their value increases. It's virtually gay!

this is now the most likely answer

revolutionary

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Lol there is no announcement today.

hahaha

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Suspicious Cook posted:

At the third hour of the third day of the third month, Valve will announce Steam 2.

they gamified the digital buying experience by putting out a sequel so you can buy all the games again

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Lol there is no announcement today.

http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/

All is dust.

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Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

Eonwe posted:

they gamified the digital buying experience by putting out a sequel so you can buy all the games again

Hey, it worked for The Sims.

Three times.

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