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Eonwe posted:awesome VR Not all of us want to look like megadorks playing our videogames ok
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echronorian posted:Sometimes I think VR is the future, but then I turn off my computer stand up go outside realize no one cares at all and kill myself VR is going to be a nice advancement that takes us one step closer to holodecks and the end of civilization but outside of porn and sim games what use is there really that's going to make it a must-have for your average consumer at this time?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:23 |
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iSheep posted:Basically this. NPC interaction is more or less standard now. Nobody gives a poo poo about physics. Red Faction Guerrilla had a piss-poor but still very fun simulation of "building physics" where the geography was invulnerable but all of the skyscrapers and crap could be knocked around/over. I think in my fantasy-HL3 there would be a similar level of destructibility to the buildings with the addition of terrain deformation so you could blow craters in the ground and such. This actually sounds not dissimilar from a different game I heard about that actually got made but I also heard that game was a piece of crap so ymmv.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:24 |
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The presentation is also happening in room 304. I am also convinced that valve doesn't actually do anything. It's like gave Newell got rich and decided to hire a bunch of people for no reason.
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iSheep posted:Not all of us want to look like megadorks playing our videogames ok but all of us do want VR, fleshlights, and femshep in our video games
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:29 |
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VR is the future just like smellovision and old movie colorization
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:33 |
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vr will never be the future until a sufficient percentage of society goes full on hikikomori and would rather be plugged into a 100% immersive environment instead of acknowledging the presence of friends, family, their environment, etc. movies, tv and singleplayer games are social, insofar as they're something multiple people can come together to look at while they talk about/do other things. watching some slackjawed jackass bob and weave in response to the colors being fired into their dumb eyes is only ironically fun for a little while before you get really sad about society and awkwardly leave to go find a quiet booth in a bar. entertainment tech is shaped by the fact that its users are social animals who want to be in close proximity to one another as they share an experience. reality augmentation has a better chance of winning hearts and minds and... well, google glass...
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:38 |
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It's also not a stepping stone towards jacking our consciousness into the cyberworld like some goons think, it's a very pointless innovation
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:39 |
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iSheep posted:Basically this. NPC interaction is more or less standard now. Nobody gives a poo poo about physics. Duke Nukem forever added blowjobs to FPS games and that worked out perfectly fine... HL3 doesn't need a gimmick, it needs a big "what if" to turn into a new industry standard and they won't release it until they believe they've found the next big "what if". VR could be that "what if" but I wouldn't bet money on it after being a teenager in the 1990's and laughing at the Virtual Boy.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:41 |
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vr is the future of anime
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:43 |
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Just realized this probably won't be 3:00 EST and lost all interest.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:44 |
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Zsinjeh posted:vr is the future of anime
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:45 |
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Ddraig posted:Half-Life 1 was so much better than Half-Life 2 it's kind of crazy. Even the modding scene was better. Mods for hl2 were good like 7 years ago before everyone wanted to sell thier lovely mods. Remember where mods were free?
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reignofevil posted:Just realized this probably won't be 3:00 EST and lost all interest. was that really your first hint
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:47 |
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reignofevil posted:Just realized this probably won't be 3:00 EST and lost all interest. Stop living in a poo poo timezone for idiots.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:47 |
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i am so excited i cannot contain my boner
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:49 |
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How am I supposed to know if my cat is being a loving rear end in a top hat if my face is covered in some nerdy rear end vr goggles.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:49 |
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Only time zone is Central Standard, death to the Pacific.
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BadLlama posted:How am I supposed to know if my cat is being a loving rear end in a top hat if my face is covered in some nerdy rear end vr goggles. here is a hint is your cat alive? then then answer is yes, your cat is being a loving rear end in a top hat
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BadLlama posted:How am I supposed to know if my cat is being a loving rear end in a top hat if my face is covered in some nerdy rear end vr goggles. The VR allows your cats anus to be even more in your face than before.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:50 |
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Zsinjeh posted:vr is the future of anime
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:53 |
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1stGear posted:It didn't, actually. Just kinda doesn't sound like your thing. This is the internet. "Not my thing" translates to "an abomination in the eyes of the lord." Be thankful I said it "kinda" sucked, you don't hear many hedge-words these days. but if what HL2 introduced to FPS were meaningful character interactions... uhh, how did they do that any better than Vampire, which was released on the same day and is essentially an FPS to the point where you can't finish the game trying to play it diplomatically?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:54 |
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Vampires are dumb and Freeman doesn't talk, allowing nerds to better live vicariously through him. HL and HL2 gave me a headache after about 10 minutes of playing. Took me forever to finish those games.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:56 |
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Valve is happy to announce the finalization of the Half Life 3 logotype and box art. Development of the game is scheduled to start later this year.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:09 |
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Announcement of a new Source Engine, running the newest entry in a flagship series, is both the most and least likely outcome. Most, because it's the logical thing for Valve to do. Least, because Valve hasn't done many logical things since Steam became the iTunes of video games and they started thinking they were visionaries, instead of the people who made the games where Elvis Costello beats people to death with a Westward Gooseneck. They could be announcing literally anything and, as long as you enjoy schadenfreude, you have nothing to lose.
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mysterious frankie posted:Announcement of a new Source Engine, running the newest entry in a flagship series, is both the most and least likely outcome. Most, because it's the logical thing for Valve to do. Least, because Valve hasn't done many logical things since Steam became the iTunes of video games and they started thinking they were visionaries, instead of the people who made the games where Elvis Costello beats people to death with a Westward Gooseneck. They could be announcing literally anything and, as long as you enjoy schadenfreude, you have nothing to lose. probably some incredibly gay trading card thing
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hemale in pain posted:probably some incredibly gay trading card thing they already have a trading card thing tho
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:27 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAvYEU9fSu0
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:29 |
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VR trading cards and a hand attachment for the VR system so you can wrap your virtual cards around your dick and jack off with them. As cards are traded and jacked off with by more people, their value increases. It's virtually gay!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:30 |
yes
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:30 |
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I really want a CCG with Steam trading cards because then I could sell them to nerds for even more exorbitant prices.
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Shibawanko posted:Half Life 2 wasn't really a good game. yep it was poo poo (i played at release) doom 3 was much better and has more replay value
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:31 |
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Eonwe posted:they already have a trading card thing tho now after you turn the cards into gems, you can turn the gems into little wav file snippets of the audio from the jonestown massacre.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:31 |
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Lol there is no announcement today.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:32 |
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At the third hour of the third day of the third month, Valve will announce Steam 2.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:33 |
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K8.0 posted:VR trading cards and a hand attachment for the VR system so you can wrap your virtual cards around your dick and jack off with them. As cards are traded and jacked off with by more people, their value increases. It's virtually gay! this is now the most likely answer revolutionary
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:33 |
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The REAL Goobusters posted:Lol there is no announcement today. hahaha
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:34 |
Suspicious Cook posted:At the third hour of the third day of the third month, Valve will announce Steam 2. they gamified the digital buying experience by putting out a sequel so you can buy all the games again
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The REAL Goobusters posted:Lol there is no announcement today. http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/ All is dust.
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Eonwe posted:they gamified the digital buying experience by putting out a sequel so you can buy all the games again Hey, it worked for The Sims. Three times.
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