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Qwerinty

by zen death robot

joke_explainer posted:

homemade bagels are amazing too...


hooray Bo pep that looks really good and I hope you bake more bread in the future

there is no reason for bopep to make his own bagels when the orthodox neighborhood is literally right there and the best bagel i've ever had was two bucks

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dogcrash truther

Vynar posted:

But seriously I am proud of you for undertaking this half bread half learning experience. Put drugs in the bread.

Harry Potter and the Half Bread Prince

joke_explainer


Qwerinty posted:

there is no reason for bopep to make his own bagels when the orthodox neighborhood is literally right there and the best bagel i've ever had was two bucks

ah yeah absolutely not a bagel like that completely fresh will absolutely knock the bagel-socks off anything you make in the kitchen probably

joke_explainer



its pretty amazing you got that good looking crumb out of your second loaf! though i'm sure your kitchen experience helps out... that's looking pretty good. the absolute best looking crumb to me almost has a sheen on it from the long-stranded gluten stretched to the limit throughout the structure of the bread. there's room for improvement but that's great, you definitely had lots of fermentation going on there and baked it at a great time

bacalou


that is good bread bo-pepper good job bo pepper read seveneves next bo pepper put butter on your bread bo pepper

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
I hope bo-pepper uses this thread to learn that he should start the first subscription-based bread porn website

drat that's some hot loafs

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

thewireguy

dogcrash truther posted:

Drink whisky in the bath

This and masturbate a lot.

thewireguy
Do you do drugs? Go hog wild. I am alone and going to enjoy the simple pleasure of a cold beer while cutting grass. Go swimming. It is hot outside.

I.N.R.I
You should gently caress your family pet

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i am back at work and had a lovely time this past week or so i did not do any drugs other than beer and certainly did not gently caress a family pet mainly because i do not have one what a disappointment

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Bo-Pepper posted:

i am back at work and had a lovely time this past week or so i did not do any drugs other than beer and certainly did not gently caress a family pet mainly because i do not have one what a disappointment

i am really happy you had a nice time, remained drug free and did not gently caress a family pet

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

oh wait i forgot we do have two cats but i do not consider them pets but annoying roommates that i do not wish to gently caress

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I hope you did not forget you had them last week. Cats like food.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*muffled meow comes from the loaf of freshly baked bread*

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

So happy to be home Bo-pepp, have you seen mittens?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

ChairmanMeow posted:


So happy to be home Bo-pepp, have you seen mittens?

:ohdear:

I.N.R.I

Bo-Pepper posted:

oh wait i forgot we do have two cats but i do not consider them pets but annoying roommates that i do not wish to gently caress

gently caress them

I.N.R.I
Youre old so your dick is going to stop working in probably 3-5 years. So you better gently caress the cats

dogcrash truther
The organs of procreation dry up and stop working, but the organs of sexual pleasure don't and in fact get slightly bigger the older you get, just something to think about

I.N.R.I

dogcrash truther posted:

The organs of procreation dry up and stop working, but the organs of sexual pleasure don't and in fact get slightly bigger the older you get, just something to think about

Im very thinking about it.

I.N.R.I
look man, u know how the stereotype goes. old people cant gently caress. cos of low T or something. the point is , hes old.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
though there are compelling arguments presented here I am going to stick with my advice that bo pepper does not gently caress his cats

please do not cave in to this peer pressure

fuck. marry. t-rex

Bo-Pepper get on a T regimen

fuck. marry. t-rex

Talk to your doctor about your old glands

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i washed my t zone i found that helpful

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Bo-Pepper get on a T regimen

the t comes in a bag

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