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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I think Tatum is into you, Putty

She's using him to get to Poverty Ghost.

Don't cry Putty Ghost.

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
~stay safe poverty ghost of pvoerty~

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Pity Ghost more like it

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
How does OP's :toxx: clause work if poverty ghost can't scare up a date?

MODS???:confuoot::stalker:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

s0m3 guy posted:

ground floor

by the end of this thread i am expecting op to meet at least one person from this

Lol

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
im expecting putty to get married and live happily ever after :)

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

ground floor more like GROUND ZERO!!!!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
PUTTY, GET A DATE

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Putty posted:

meanwhile on the barren uninhabitable wasteland that is my real tinder




i don't think i can make it to the big event guys

lol you will die alone

stay safe lonely ghost

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

tarp ghost got copshot and he died :(

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Tarp ghost became more powerful than we could possibly imagine.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
when your ironic meme tinder profile has more game than you

Blackfyre
Jul 8, 2012

I want wings.
I really want him to go on a date, but can't decide how I want it to go:

A) He goes and its a genuine fun date which means something nice came out of the joke profile and who knows where that might lead.

or

B) He turns up in a sheet he refuses to remove (poverty ghost-kin) and its super awkward and terrible but possibly humorous.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Blackfyre posted:

I really want him to go on a date, but can't decide how I want it to go:

A) He goes and its a genuine fun date which means something nice came out of the joke profile and who knows where that might lead.

or

B) He turns up in a sheet he refuses to remove (poverty ghost-kin) and its super awkward and terrible but possibly humorous.

Sounds like a reality TV pitch to me. What do we name the show?

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Blackfyre posted:

I really want him to go on a date, but can't decide how I want it to go:

A) He goes and its a genuine fun date which means something nice came out of the joke profile and who knows where that might lead.

or

B) He turns up in a sheet he refuses to remove (poverty ghost-kin) and its super awkward and terrible but possibly humorous.

B is clearly the right answer here.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
why would I not choose B

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

You want to actually find true love?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Putty do you know how close you are to turning your life into the perfect rom com???

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
do it push for a date and make her pay for EVERYTHING including gas to come pick her up

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hi i'm poverty ghost i only feel at home in a body of water and i love adventures and wanderlust

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



poverty ghost doing downward dog on a boogie board in front of machu picchu

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

machu picchu

bless you

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

You want to actually find true love?

i dont think you actually knwo what tinder is for

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Putty posted:

i dont think you actually knwo what tinder is for

Anyone who would go out with you obviosly doesn't either.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Anyone who would go out with you obviosly doesn't either.

this is the most cynical and truthful thing I've ever heard

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
poverty ghost you are the vessel for all our hopes and dreams, i wish you the greatest of luck

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I'm going to use grinder and have gay sex with a man ironically

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What's that same one but for yiffies?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Karate Bastard posted:

What's that same one but for yiffies?
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774853

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Naw your honor, you mustn't think I's gettin off on geddin rowdy with lil girls, oh no your honor. I's just hella dumb is all, couldn't tell the difference tween a retard and a potato, cause I's dumb as a sacka poo poo, gods honest truth. You must see how all the reported evidence supports this line of reasoning as I here present it, void of ill intent or malfeasance, as you will find, your honor, I mean derp.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Professor Tomtom posted:

I'm going to use grinder and have gay sex with a man ironically

Same

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Putty posted:



real people use this app too

lol

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

tarp ghost got copshot and he died :(

he refused to make joinder with the sfterlife so he'll be back

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Professor Tomtom posted:

I'm going to use grinder and have gay sex with a man ironically

does that mean in the boohole

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Anyone who would go out with you obviosly doesn't either.

:drat:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

you and the cap'n make it happen

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
rejoice, it's the bi-monthly update to the poverty ghost thread

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

[rejoicing intensifies]

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