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Wizard of Smart posted:This is the thread that asks the real questions. will our celebrity guest enter and sign in please
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The best wizard is Antero Vipunen mostly because he's also a hill and he ate another, more powerful wizard.
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Apr 28, 2016 14:38
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Ridcully has a crossbow
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Apr 28, 2016 14:49
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Teclis is p strong. Not gonna say the BEST, but certainly should be mentioned in this kind of serious conversation, probably. Out of all the ones listed in the OP its probably Elminster though. Merlin is a total bitch imo. Raistlin is a close second.
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Apr 28, 2016 16:08
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Dave_Indeed posted:I think everyone deserves an explanation for why two people voted for this dipshit. According to google he's a little bitch side character that runs away from everything. Rincewind is a wizard who cannot cast spells. This dude was, like, cutting class at the Unseen University and accidentally became bonded with with one of the 8 prime spells that governs reality. This has two side effects: A) until he casts it he can't learn new spells because his brain is either full or because other magic is scared of whats in his brain B) He can't die. While his natural cowardice was already legendary the spell in his head has a way of tugging unseen strings. Pushed off a balcony? Low-flying drake scoops you up. Shanghaied by pirates? They'll be scuttled by sea witches and he'll end up on the shore. And whether he is offered riches, men or women, power, he just books it to higher ground and tries to figure out how to go back to the city. Along the way, he encounters kings and queens and barbarian ancients and an army of clay soldiers and a forbidden king. He even climbed up the top of the world and rode a submarine over the side into space. He has essentially completed an epic level D&D campaign start to finish as a level 1 Wizard with a single 9th level spell, armed with nothing but a chubby asian optimist and an animated trunk that is basically an angry bag of holding. He was also the main character of the series for the first 4-5 books and gets his own every 10 after that, but no, he isn't a side character. Rincewind owns. Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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Apr 28, 2016 17:17
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a wizard that cant cast spells is the best wizard. you loving idiot. you should be too ashamed to breathe.
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Apr 28, 2016 18:10
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Serious Frolicking posted:a wizard that cant cast spells is the best wizard. you loving idiot. you should be too ashamed to breathe. this sounds wrong to me...
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Apr 28, 2016 18:13
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I feel like only needing one spell is pretty baller, but i never claimed he was the best, just explaining why he deserves a dishonorable mention. I feel like this is a tie between Gandalf/Dumbledore/Merlin With a back up trophy for Byron Orpheus as Best Wizard-Dad
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Apr 28, 2016 18:35
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Diavyth Fyr
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Apr 28, 2016 18:38
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This dude is feeling good and is in his element. Good for him
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Apr 28, 2016 18:47
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Aleister Crowley is legitimate- a freak wizard of his time; professor of the occult and master over thaumaturgy, plus he's magic's patron saint of power-bottoms.
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Apr 28, 2016 19:14
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Aleister Crowley once hosed a dude with his rear end so hard that it drove the man to madness.
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Apr 28, 2016 19:22
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Whoever wins MageKnight is the best wizard https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/96848/mage-knight-board-game
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Apr 28, 2016 19:36
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gandalf you twit or maybe his ripoff allanon
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Apr 28, 2016 19:40
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Serious Frolicking posted:time lord So if Ms. Frizzle is a time lord, are time lords wizards? I'm not down with magic taxonomy.
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Apr 28, 2016 20:06
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My grandfathers name is merlin. I don't remember him ever wearing his actual wizard attire.  wonder when he's gonna come out of the wizard closet. I bet theres cool things in there, so I wouldn't leave either. grandpa if you're reading this I love you!
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Apr 28, 2016 20:11
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:This dude is feeling good and is in his element. Good for him He doesn't even have horns or a cape he's a piece of poo poo poo poo gently caress him and his lame-rear end wizardry also he's gay. 
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Apr 28, 2016 20:18
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Apr 28, 2016 20:21
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Bust Rodd posted:Rincewind is a wizard who cannot cast spells. This dude was, like, cutting class at the Unseen University and accidentally became bonded with with one of the 8 prime spells that governs reality. This has two side effects: Ridcully is better because: A) Became the head of UU, a position whose life expectancy was measured in months, and made it his own for over a decade. B) Ripped as gently caress, is a wizard without being a pasty rear end nerd about it C) Bosses Rincewind around all the loving time and Rincewind can't do dick about it.
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Apr 28, 2016 20:35
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Aleister Crowley once hosed a dude with his rear end so hard that it drove the man to madness. this is my origin story
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Apr 28, 2016 20:50
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is that what lovecraft is always banging on about ??
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Apr 28, 2016 20:55
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Oh poo poo.... That IS a good wizard...
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Apr 28, 2016 20:58
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dont be fuckin dim, booys ^^ this guy here will steal your H, suck your cock, then summon the wickedest daemon ever, not necessarily in that order.
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Apr 28, 2016 21:00
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blainestereo posted:dont be fuckin dim, booys pretty sure he wont 
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Apr 28, 2016 21:01
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I have two Hs.
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Apr 28, 2016 21:02
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When you graduate with a masters or phd you have to wear wizard robes. But unlike an english literature phd, a wizard can probably find work
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Apr 28, 2016 21:29
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Jastiger posted:Teclis is p strong. Not gonna say the BEST, but certainly should be mentioned in this kind of serious conversation, probably. Raistlin rope-a-doped Tiamat, then killed her, became a god, then killed all the other gods what did Elminster ever do that could eclipse that
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Apr 28, 2016 21:36
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Abi Dalzim or Tenser really.
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Apr 28, 2016 22:07
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my nephew lakynn is a real wiz(ard) with electronics. he put a slot machine on my ipad i can play as much as i want without ever paying a dime
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Apr 28, 2016 22:12
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canyoneer posted:When you graduate with a masters or phd you have to wear wizard robes. But unlike an english literature phd, a wizard can probably find work Oh my god I wish I was a wizard for a living. gently caress poo poo up with fireballs all day, drink some mana potions with the boys, gently caress up a few more shits and then back to your wizard tower to nail sexy conjured demon chicks with big ole boobs. It's so logical to be a wizard. gently caress this reality where I am not a wizard for my job.
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Apr 28, 2016 22:48
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Dave_Indeed posted:Oh my god I wish I was a wizard for a living. gently caress poo poo up with fireballs all day, drink some mana potions with the boys, gently caress up a few more shits and then back to your wizard tower to nail sexy conjured demon chicks with big ole boobs. Jesus Christ I just realized that my commute back to my loving wizard tower could be on a drat magic cloud or some other kind of flying magic device.
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Apr 28, 2016 22:50
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The main job of a magic user is to shut down other magic users with dispell's, the result being basically "no magic" In the rare instance someone gets the upper hand magically it turns into a fire and lightning fest and it's a real mess, pretty much like nukes today. It's powerful but nobody wants anyone ELSE to use it. That's why you see wizards as old beardy men in a castle somewhere, the best career track is "free room and board from the local noble" where you just keep studying all day so none of your friends from grad school can nuke your new boss. It makes dating awkward when your ex is your next adversary and you're like "oh great YOU'RE the dark sorceress?? Hey nice skull boobs by the way, aren't you in your 70's?? Yes I'm still mad about the dog I RAISED that dog, I don't care if you had the lease on the apt that was MY dog"
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Apr 28, 2016 23:11
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Mathematicians = magicians??
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Apr 28, 2016 23:13
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Dave_Indeed posted:
Dude I dont even care I would be a wizard so loving fast if it was an option
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Apr 28, 2016 23:13
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I think Phil Collins is the best wizard for his spell binding performance of in the air tonight
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Apr 28, 2016 23:18
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Johnny Aztec posted:Dude I dont even care I would be a wizard so loving fast if it was an option wouldnt u have to go to wizard school or something? gently caress school man
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Apr 28, 2016 23:20
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JiveHonky posted:wouldnt u have to go to wizard school or something? gently caress school man You just need a high enough intellect score brah. If you have that then you just right click on books and absorb their knowledge that way.
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Apr 28, 2016 23:31
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Dave_Indeed posted:You just need a high enough intellect score brah. If you have that then you just right click on books and absorb their knowledge that way. No you have to spend 1d4 hours daily studying your spell books; if you get at least a masters you cut that many years of study time the rest of your life it's a good investment
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Apr 29, 2016 00:02
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spontaneous casters are way cooler neways
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Lizard Wizard
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