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how was babby formed
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Sid Vicious posted:here is me holding him for the first time Jesus Christ. Goondolences. e: Pictured: The exact moment all joy and excitement evaporates from your life, perhaps to come back in the form of a few condensed drops in 20-25 years. KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Sep 5, 2016 |
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Sep 5, 2016 12:52
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you look poor, like a poor person but that is ok and im here for you
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Sep 5, 2016 13:06
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hospitals are where people go to die, i should know i work at a hospital
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Sep 5, 2016 13:55
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Sid Vicious posted:here is me holding him for the first time 20 minutes later CPS arrived on a hunch but seriously, congrats
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Sep 5, 2016 13:56
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reagan posted:hospitals are where people go to die, i should know i work at a hospital people are born at hospitals too. makes u think
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Sep 5, 2016 14:15
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looking forward to baby's first shitpost
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Sep 5, 2016 14:23
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king of bees is on probation for being a naughty naughty bee but he wanted me to post a hearty goongratulations for the birth of sid's kid
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Sep 5, 2016 14:26
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Goongrats dude, I'm assured the hard part is over. All smoooooth sailing from here.
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Sep 5, 2016 14:38
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congratulations, don't forget to warn him of the dangers of posting on internet forums
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Sep 5, 2016 15:11
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Goongratulations to you and yours OP. Looks like a grand baby. Good posting stock.
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Sep 5, 2016 15:12
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Please note you may be tempted to put it back in for a while but that voids the warranty.
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Sep 5, 2016 15:17
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so this little fella was tongue tied and just had some pretty minor surgery done to fix it but he's having trouble latching and the nurse just told us he doesn't seem to know what to do with his tongue so he's just as retarded as his dad
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Sep 5, 2016 15:32
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Ork of Fiction posted:What have they done to it's eyes!?
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Sep 5, 2016 15:36
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he looks like a weird old gnome today I love him 
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Sep 5, 2016 15:46
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Sid Vicious posted:so this little fella was tongue tied and just had some pretty minor surgery done to fix it but he's having trouble latching and the nurse just told us he doesn't seem to know what to do with his tongue so he's just as retarded as his dad You just gotta teach him, you're a dad now, get in there and show him how it's done
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Sep 5, 2016 15:47
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Sid Vicious posted:so this little fella was tongue tied and just had some pretty minor surgery done to fix it but he's having trouble latching and the nurse just told us he doesn't seem to know what to do with his tongue so he's just as retarded as his dad If you haven't spoken with a lactation consultant yet, talk with the nurse to see if you can request one. Yeah, the term is really ridiculous but those ladies have seen all kinds of breastfeeding issues and she might be able to show your wife how to help your son with latching.
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Sep 5, 2016 15:57
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Congratulations! Plan to ignore your own life and support your partner in all ways for the next 6 months or so. She's got all the hard jobs, help her everywhere you can!
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Sep 5, 2016 16:14
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Sid Vicious posted:he looks like a weird old gnome today I love him your baby has cocaine face like the scarface movie
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Sep 5, 2016 16:48
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watch out the grow up and want money i suggest leaving him at the hospital
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Sid Vicious posted:he looks like a weird old gnome today I love him EEEEEEEE 
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Sep 5, 2016 18:02
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AUUUGHHHHH
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Sep 5, 2016 18:05
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Giving babby a bath is scary and fun trip report please
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Sep 5, 2016 22:55
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pics or it didnt happen op
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Sep 5, 2016 22:56
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U hosed up op+!!
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Sep 5, 2016 23:03
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Node posted:pics or it didnt happen op good job
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Sep 6, 2016 01:38
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VelociBacon posted:If the mother is positive for stuff like group b strep they put antibiotic ointment on the eyes and do some other poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv3p8kIyqLI&t=35s
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Sep 6, 2016 02:39
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teach him to whip he mouth
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Sep 6, 2016 03:41
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wanna hang out and smoke weed with that gnarly little gnome dude
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Sep 6, 2016 03:43
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its a fine babby, well done miss sid
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Sep 6, 2016 03:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ihdsjIqhI&t=5s Time to get started on the baby yoga
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Sep 6, 2016 04:24
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Good things to do as a new dad: Keep saying you're going to do something stupid that is not good for babby, like "I'm going to let the baby try this Dr. Pepper" when the mom is in the other room so she has to yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO because she read it in the baby book that you don't give babies pop because then they get gas and are irritable.
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Sep 6, 2016 04:28
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Node posted:pics or it didnt happen op im fairly certain I did post pictures but here he is today at 32 hours old 
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Sep 6, 2016 16:00
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He really let himself go after 26 hours. Another classic beauty suffers the ravages of time.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:11
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Has he said his first word yet
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Sep 6, 2016 16:21
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Baby's first words: My sexual identity was turned into a meme by iditos
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a hole-y ghost posted:Baby's first words: My sexual identity was turned into a meme by iditos fingers crossed
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Sep 6, 2016 18:31
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Sid Vicious posted:im fairly certain I did post pictures but here he is today at 32 hours old This is probably what Rutger Hauer looked like as a baby (Roy Babby??)
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Sep 6, 2016 18:33
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Sid Vicious posted:im fairly certain I did post pictures but here he is today at 32 hours old Better get that baby some dentures
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Absolute Lithops posted:Better get that baby some dentures they aren't provided for me?
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