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Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

Applewhite posted:

Beehive planet. One of those big cartoon beehives but the size of a planet. All the bees are normal sized though.

You say this like it's a common reference point everyone shares but I've never seen a big cartoon beehive. I hope you're not talking about The Bee Movie with Jerry Seinfeld because that is an "animated film" not a cartoon.

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Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

A planet where the superior Aspie race has discovered and implemented their ultimate solution for the neurotypcials that would make them leave their basement-apartments.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

A planet that has like more than one climate or terrain type. Like maybe one part of the planet is cold and snowy, while another far away part of the planet is a tropical jungle. Maybe it has oceans AND a desert? Would this even be possible on a single planet?? Maybe there's a scify reason how the planet got multiple biomes??? Ancient secret?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Bog planet. Orbiting bog planet is a log planet which is in turn orbitted by frog planet.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
A planet where Captain Kirk's tiny penis is the hugest in the world.

naem
May 29, 2011

Ruggan posted:

A planet where meat is a more energy efficient food source than plants

A planet where animals are made of plants and the plants are meat with meat flowers and meat leaves

naem
May 29, 2011

The plant antelope (plantelope) munches on bacon leaves and the plant lion pounces on, on the,

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Planet Monday

Black August
Sep 28, 2003


How about a weird race of people who wake up to a different planet every day of the week in a 7-planet cycle

Balls to the Mall
Feb 11, 2011

Kinda disappointing for it to be yet another trump av.


:wom:
Ghost Planet. The ghost of a planet.
You can go there if you are a ghost.
Spooky? Yes.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Ranma Fan Art posted:

so like new England

New New England

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Black August posted:

How about a weird race of people who wake up to a different planet every day of the week in a 7-planet cycle

This one is cool and good

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
A planet of sentient mushrooms obsessed with absorbing alien DNA so they can become more powerful.

But they all look exactly like attractive human women and their feeding is identical to human sex.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
- egg planet
- hobo planet
- planet of the plapes
- cis planet
- planet populated entirely by seedy looking eastern european men in grubby tracksuits
- bacon planet
- Belgian planet
- Belgian bacon planet
- Chav planet
- daily planet
- quarterly planet
- planet cut due to budget constraints
- 1970s themed planet with shag pile continents and fondue oceans
- planet yewtree, as above but populated with retired BBC presenters
- mildew planet
- infomercial planet, designated planet p90-x
- boobs planet
- apricot planet
- breakfast planet
- turgid planet
- earth, but more extreme

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Smash it Smash hit posted:

a whole planet made out of poo besides a constant ever lasting piss storm that terorrises the fecal seas. heh. i wonder what they would call it?

new florida

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Small penis planet where the average penis is 3 inches.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Applewhite posted:

Small penis planet where the average penis is 3 inches.

and the average human is 1 foot tall

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


YETI planet

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

jazzyhattrick posted:

- Belgian planet

wow NASA plz send me here

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


planet where punk rock never dies, it just gets stronger every year

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


planet where the globetrotters always lose

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Rock My Socks! posted:

planet where the globetrotters always lose

at the game of "miss the basket"

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Rock My Socks! posted:

planet where punk rock never dies, it just gets stronger every year

stronger at sucking rear end and having no fans

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Bob James posted:

A planet where Captain Kirk's tiny penis is the hugest in the world.

but he's the only person on the planet

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


we get boat we get go posted:

A planet where the superior Aspie race has discovered and implemented their ultimate solution for the neurotypcials that would make them leave their basement-apartments.

only to seek out basement shelters

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!



ironically, the only "Earth" that ever existed, named Earth 2 by it's lovely residents

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Orkin Mang posted:

a planet where, for once, love prevails

a love of hate

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

A planet that doesn't tie down its cannons because it doesn't believe in restricting a gun's freedom.

instead, loose cannons are shot on sight

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
A planet where everyone is an evil genie, so no one says anything for fear that their words will be twisted back at them w/ wrong-style wishes.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
A planet where ruggan can't hecta-shitpost anymore

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
A planet full of cute nice people I want to date oh wait that's you

*hugs earth*

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Evil planet - it's a bad bad place.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Robot planet (planet is a robot)

sout
Apr 24, 2014

sebmojo posted:

Robot planet (planet is a robot)

that gives me an idea
anime planet

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Cinnamon oatmeal planet, the planet people come up with when they're hungry for breakfast.

Also breakfast planet.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
What about a trampoline planet, imagine that wow

twitter and bisted
Aug 26, 2012

I'm a crow and nothing human is avian to me

drunkill posted:

  • A planet where everything is corn

and bees

bees lol

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









voted 5

e: planet where everything comes in fives

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Planet where its a mini golf course where all the balls are small planets and the only way to save the alien raced living on them is to get under par

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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Ranma Fan Art posted:

if you need any other planets let me know I imagine new planets while I fall asleep every night

Can you imagine a planet where everyone makes good posts?

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