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Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

*gets job at seattle starbucks on temporary work permit and makes $19.85 CAD after exchange and send the money back to family in the land of $10.50 CAD minimum wage and million dollar condos*

that's it, build a goddamn wall

What do you expect our native born baristas to do, work at the starbucks across the street from that one????

# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:32

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:32

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

doesnt seattle have bikini baristas or something as well?

# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:47

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Our housing shitstorm is very funny (I'm an _{_{East Coast}} *Homeowner*)

# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:49

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Jimmy Hats posted:

WET WEDNESDAY SUG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0an7_YasJs

What the hell is this?

# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:56

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

gently caress it's snowing out again Christ I wish I had a snowblower

This is actually me, not an itt caricature

# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:59

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

Hot Karl Marx posted:

doesnt seattle have bikini baristas or something as well?

Good news: yes

Bad news: they're all aspiring game developers named Kyle

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:07

Sashimi: Dec 26, 2008; College Slice

*buys "medical" marijuana from dispensary down the street*
*has to walk a few more blocks to next dispensary after old one got shut down in a police raid*
*has 30 year mortgage on a 60 year old, $900,000 bungalow*
*learned garbage-level French from a talking TV pineapple*

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:09

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Gaunab posted:

What the hell is this?

Back when i was a wee lad the tv station for kids (YTV) had hosts and they would basically dick around for a few minutes between shows, was v entertaining.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zone_(YTV)

Sugar was my fave she gets bullied relentlessly and i can relate

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:10

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

*loves Due South

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:11

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Professor Shark posted:

Our housing shitstorm is very funny (I'm an _{_{East Coast}} *Homeowner*)

Same here, but mine's 15 minutes outside of Nowheresville, New Brunswick. And I currently live in Montreal! :negative:

Seriously, though, how the gently caress can people afford to live in Vancouver?

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:13

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Same here, but mine's 15 minutes outside of Nowheresville, New Brunswick. And I currently live in Montreal!

Seriously, though, how the gently caress can people afford to live in Vancouver?

The trick is to be very wealthy

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:15

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jimmy Hats posted:

The trick is to be very wealthy

Oh poo poo, you're spilling the beans!

Bookmarking this thread for more hot tips!

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:31

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Jimmy Hats posted:

Back when i was a wee lad the tv station for kids (YTV) had hosts and they would basically dick around for a few minutes between shows, was v entertaining.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zone_(YTV)

Sugar was my fave she gets bullied relentlessly and i can relate

quality programming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-10cQZhXQ

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:36

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

fresh phil was a cool motherfucker dont really want to look up what he's doing now he's probably an accountant at bell or something

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:43

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Haha remember when the PMK chick became a Hockey Wife and got cheated on several times a week like every Hockey Wife?

I feel bad for her, hockey players are fucks

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:44

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

i wonder how much it pissed of rick campenelli that everyone called him rick the temp forever and people still go up to him and call him that

i used to watch the much music countdown every friday because im gay

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:52

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Ed the Sock used to be good until MM realized he was popular then he sucked

Fromage used to be so fun

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:55

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

the musical name user will always be david usher from moist i can still hear leave it alone in my head

# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:56

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Professor Shark posted:

Ed the Sock used to be good until MM realized he was popular then he sucked

Fromage used to be so fun

He unleashed on the guys from B4-4 (yeah) and a few months later, was seriously interviewing them. I'm pretty sure he called them "talented young men" at one point. :negative:

Thanks, Moises. :argh:

# ? Jan 8, 2017 04:11

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*shotguns a four pack of tall boys on a freezing night next to a glacier fed river*

PITTER PATTER LETS GET AT ER!!!!

# ? Jan 8, 2017 04:13

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

numberoneposter posted:

*shotguns a four pack of tall boys on a freezing night next to a glacier fed river*

PITTER PATTER LETS GET AT ER!!!!

Coupla weirdo goons came by the produce stand the other daaaaayyyy...

# ? Jan 8, 2017 04:19

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M

# ? Jan 8, 2017 04:56

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

*crashes snowmobile*

*gets it up and running with a whole fuckload of baling wire*

*drives it 20 miles drunk to brothers place because he knows how to weld the thing you broke*

*breaks something else on the way home because you were drunk on rye and hit a tree*

*who gives a poo poo you have more baling wire*

# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:01

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Hey are tossing out all those old doors? I'll take em, I can build a shed out of em up at camp.

# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:05

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

poo poo now I need to shovel all the snow out of the back of my truck so I can haul these doors. Guess I better find some sand bags or I won't have any traction once I get off the highway.

# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:07