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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Count Freebasie posted:

The problem is that in Islam you can't pick and choose. Unlike pretty much all other religions, their holy book is the literal word of God. Other religions claim that the writers of their stuff were divinely inspired or whatever, but the Quran is the word of Allah as recited to Muhammad by Jibril (the archangel Gabriel). They have "some" flexibility with the Hadiths, theoretically, but not the Quran.

Well that's also alot of Calvinism. but then some would argue that Calvinism and Islam are just the same heresy.

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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
you could however point out that calvinism doesn't end in dozen of girls nailbombed at a concert but in very boring church services

Creamed Cormp fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jun 3, 2017

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug






she also defended whipping, hand cutting, and pedophilia

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Hogge Wild posted:







she also defended whipping, hand cutting, and pedophilia

Everything is allowable through due process inshallah. Don't be so closed minded.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

lol

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
So is it permissible to invoke the takbir during sex? Especially climax?

E: also, is sex permitted during ramadan? During sun up afternoon delight?

Shaocaholica fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jun 3, 2017

Second Sun
Apr 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Another attack in London.

http://www.news.com.au/world/terror-incident-on-london-bridge/news-story/da2193dc6631617b937a3bbc7f462456

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

^^:argh:^^

Wake up, fellas.

Attack underway in London. You can add this incident to the OP soon enough.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
First Western attack of Ramadan and we're not even a week in!

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Please don't update the tracker until we're sure. I vote we count muslims as 1 and non muslims as 3/5ths, ie Coptic Christians, Brits, etc.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Would it even count if nothing explodes?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
no need explosions, as long as something gets decapitated then it totally counts

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The White Dragon posted:

no need explosions, as long as something gets decapitated then it totally counts

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I don't consider myself racist (I vote Democrat), so I apologize if I say the wrong thing.

If people want to blow themselves up and also other people or run them over with vehicles, then they should do it somewhere else. They should not do it in Western nations.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Gunna leave this guy right here, Sargon introduced me to this Imam who has been speaking truth to power about the problems within Islamic culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmcCmjhO8KQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYuHJ1mrsLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bec7tpBqR-U

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Stay safe, ramadan ghost

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

I prefer this Imam

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
guys i don't like religion, including islam

please be gentle with me

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I prefer this Imam

Nabil AL-Awadi is his name, Kuwaiti cleric. And just as soon as I started liking him, he waffles on the Spongebob narrative of Jihad for pineapples, calls Spongebob gay and then shits all over Christmas trees.

"SpongeBob is a boy, and there is a group of boys and a girl called Sandy. They live on a beach on an island, and there are all kinds of stories, like in every series. The problem is that although this boy is a boy, during the series, his movements are the movements of a girl. Sometimes, he wears girls' clothes, he moves like a girl, and he has a girl's eyelashes. He is always wimpish, always bashful, always crying and scared. And who is the strong character in the series? Sandy, the girl, who defends him. She is butch, she knows karate..."

https://www.memri.org/tv/kuwaiti-preacher-nabil-al-awadi-warns-against-jewish-conspiracy-cartoons-says-spongebob-sissy


And his views on USA and the Obama administration?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Harakiri Potter posted:

Nabil AL-Awadi is his name, Kuwaiti cleric. And just as soon as I started liking him, he waffles on the Spongebob narrative of Jihad for pineapples, calls Spongebob gay and then shits all over Christmas trees.

"SpongeBob is a boy, and there is a group of boys and a girl called Sandy. They live on a beach on an island, and there are all kinds of stories, like in every series. The problem is that although this boy is a boy, during the series, his movements are the movements of a girl. Sometimes, he wears girls' clothes, he moves like a girl, and he has a girl's eyelashes. He is always wimpish, always bashful, always crying and scared. And who is the strong character in the series? Sandy, the girl, who defends him. She is butch, she knows karate..."

https://www.memri.org/tv/kuwaiti-preacher-nabil-al-awadi-warns-against-jewish-conspiracy-cartoons-says-spongebob-sissy


And his views on USA and the Obama administration?



lol

also, everytime i see your av i remember that pic and start to laugh

The Veler
Dec 26, 2012

Harakiri Potter posted:

Nabil AL-Awadi is his name, Kuwaiti cleric. And just as soon as I started liking him, he waffles on the Spongebob narrative of Jihad for pineapples, calls Spongebob gay and then shits all over Christmas trees.

And his views on USA and the Obama administration?



We should have let Saddam take Kuwait.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Crowsbeak posted:

Well that's also alot of Calvinism. but then some would argue that Calvinism and Islam are just the same heresy.

Who would argue that? It's insane.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Creamed Cormp posted:

you could however point out that calvinism doesn't end in dozen of girls nailbombed at a concert but in very boring church services

No, it just pushes for bombing weddings in Yemen. The ideal nation puts both the Calvis and the Sunnis on notice and prevents their influence from spreading.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Hogge Wild posted:

lol

also, everytime i see your av i remember that pic and start to laugh

I agree. That AV is perfect for you and well done. The quote is also hilarious. Because it was true.

Stay safe buddy.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Harakiri Potter posted:

Nabil AL-Awadi is his name, Kuwaiti cleric. And just as soon as I started liking him, he waffles on the Spongebob narrative of Jihad for pineapples, calls Spongebob gay and then shits all over Christmas trees.

"SpongeBob is a boy, and there is a group of boys and a girl called Sandy. They live on a beach on an island, and there are all kinds of stories, like in every series. The problem is that although this boy is a boy, during the series, his movements are the movements of a girl. Sometimes, he wears girls' clothes, he moves like a girl, and he has a girl's eyelashes. He is always wimpish, always bashful, always crying and scared. And who is the strong character in the series? Sandy, the girl, who defends him. She is butch, she knows karate..."

https://www.memri.org/tv/kuwaiti-preacher-nabil-al-awadi-warns-against-jewish-conspiracy-cartoons-says-spongebob-sissy


And his views on USA and the Obama administration?



man slavoj zizek has really gone off the rails lately

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

I'm sure this terrorist attack was a result of hurt feelings from Islamophobia after the last one.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Harakiri Potter posted:

Nabil AL-Awadi is his name, Kuwaiti cleric. And just as soon as I started liking him, he waffles on the Spongebob narrative of Jihad for pineapples, calls Spongebob gay and then shits all over Christmas trees.

"SpongeBob is a boy, and there is a group of boys and a girl called Sandy. They live on a beach on an island, and there are all kinds of stories, like in every series. The problem is that although this boy is a boy, during the series, his movements are the movements of a girl. Sometimes, he wears girls' clothes, he moves like a girl, and he has a girl's eyelashes. He is always wimpish, always bashful, always crying and scared. And who is the strong character in the series? Sandy, the girl, who defends him. She is butch, she knows karate..."

https://www.memri.org/tv/kuwaiti-preacher-nabil-al-awadi-warns-against-jewish-conspiracy-cartoons-says-spongebob-sissy


And his views on USA and the Obama administration?



quote:

You know that this is the most famous cartoon character today, even among our children in the Gulf. All our children are familiar with it. It appears on their schoolbags, on their notebooks, and on their clothes. The whole world has turned SpongeBob. The problem is that through this series they are instilling the message that boys are wimps, sissies, and girlish, whereas girls are butch, strong and masculine. Just imagine our children ten years down the line. What will happen if they emulate this character?

:tinfoil:

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Harakiri Potter posted:

Have there been any terror bombings in Nebraska this year?

I can report there have not with certainty.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Oh lol he would be a great alt righter.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

So all the 1970s porn sets got sent to this guy? What, does he live in the San Fernando valley or something?

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

can we just have a memri_tv.jpg thread please

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?
I wonder if CNN is going to film these protestors any time soon

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Clawtopsy posted:

can we just have a memri_tv.jpg thread please

build it, and they will come, inshallah




pretty sick toxx clause homey pulled up there.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Harakiri Potter posted:

build it, and they will come, inshallah




this guy rules

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This. Is. So. True.


This epiphany has caused me to weep.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

like mystery men, 4chan shitposters from the mid 2000s were a decade before their time

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