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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Who's your celebrity crush?
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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
http://www.theonion.com/article/winona-ryder-finally-agrees-to-sleep-with-generati-18860

edit: snyped

Julius CSAR fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Oct 7, 2017

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Dongattack posted:



Has been driving me insane for almost 20 years :eyepop:

she looks like she smells sweaty

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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Statutory Ape posted:

she looks like she smells sweaty

:smugdog:

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

 Winona's appeal is like a floater in the corner of my eye. Every time I think I'm seeing it suddenly it jumps and I'm left wondering if it was ever there.

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


 Jenny Lee Lindberg seems cool.

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FrankenVader
Sep 12, 2004
Polymer Records
Elisabeth mutha fuckin Shue bitches.
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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Did anyone say Alexandra Daddario??
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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

myDad posted:

Did anyone say Alexandra Daddario??



Never heard of her. She's pretty hot though. Dark hair and blue eyes is good combo.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

FrankenVader posted:

Elisabeth mutha fuckin Shue bitches.



She was so amazing in Leaving Las Vegas and I haven't seen her in anything since

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

 She showed up in Hamlet 2 where she played herself, working some job that wasn't an actress (I want to say nurse).

Also her and Gina Gershon in Palmetto were aces.

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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

The Dennis System posted:

Never heard of her. She's pretty hot though. Dark hair and blue eyes is good combo.

:nws: https://gfycat.com/ElectricOblongCuscus :nws:

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Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Habib mercy

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

:nws: https://gfycat.com/ElectricOblongCuscus :nws:

God drat, season 1 True Detectives was amazing for so many reasons.

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
the mom from the incredibles

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

The Bananana posted:

God drat, season 1 True Detectives was amazing for so many reasons.

i prefer season 2

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 lol just kidding i watched like 3 eps and was like gently caress no and shelved it forever

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Statutory Ape posted:

lol just kidding i watched like 3 eps and was like gently caress no and shelved it forever

I was like, what the hecking heck

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985

Better Fred Than Dead posted:



Okay changing my vote

But no I can't cheat on Audrey, my waifu

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