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Tarantula: Nov 4, 2009; No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

I'm ok with this, something something kawai.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:40

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# ? May 27, 2024 01:25

Flaggy: Jul 6, 2007; Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair; Grimey Drawer

Drives entire planet mad from my recliner while watching Frasier.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:41

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Heh.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:42

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

Flaggy posted:

Drives entire planet mad from my recliner while watching Frasier.

There's no need to torture yourself at the same time.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:46

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Sweet! I'm hot! And my voice is only slightly lower than it was.

Edit : I have not seen the latest season because I became poor. Is she still Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? Does she still have her impressive job title? Have the two hench spokesmen learned any new tricks for the robot dogs?

I just googled how to watch it and found out Hulu has it.

Bored fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Feb 18, 2018

# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:56

Big Butt Skinner: Apr 16, 2005; Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

I am Big Butt Skinner, and I want you to know.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 16:55

Max Hammer: Jan 3, 2008; ANTIFREEZE!!!

The Bible posted:

Y'all are hosed

This is from 2 pages back, but needs more love.

Also, this thread makes me fear the cowpocalypse.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 19:26

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

im not owned! im not owned!!

# ? Feb 18, 2018 20:14

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

gently caress u lookin at?

# ? Feb 18, 2018 20:20

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Hmmm, have to contemplate how I failed my mother and sister, contemplate how I hate sisters fiance, who is a huge rear end in a top hat, contemplate how I should kill that pawnbroker with an ax, greedy, horrible person, hate how she treats her sister. Also think about the prostitute Sonya, who is this obviously nice girl woh despite her profession shows a true love of the church. Also feel bad for her drunken father and borderline crazy mother.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 20:25

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

I sure can use a nailgun!

# ? Feb 18, 2018 21:45

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I guess I�ll jerk off

# ? Feb 18, 2018 21:49

BoonyPC: Feb 19, 2007

Takes off excess sunglasses

# ? Feb 18, 2018 21:51

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

im not owned! im not owned!!

Cubone bone. :golfclap:

# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:05

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

shovelbum posted:

I sure can use a nailgun!

*Is patiently waiting outside your door for another, more deadly mishap*

# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:27

berth ell pup: Mar 20, 2017; I am a business magnet.

Oh Jesus I am hungover. Oh gently caress is that the guy from simple minds next to me?

gently caress.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:47

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Oh thank god

# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:39

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

THIS IS WAR, PEACOCK!

# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:42

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I guess I�ll jerk off

# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:45

Cerebral Mayhem: Jul 18, 2000; Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows

I'm the Doctor and I've only regenerated twice, cool!

Except my Tardis had been disabled and I'm stuck on Earth

# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:45

Vlonald Prump: Aug 28, 2011; Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!; Buglord

I have great real estate project. Is long-term-stay resort in deepest Siberia. I think that if jealous haters stay there a while, they come away with entirely changed point of view.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:50

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

"We GOT the ROCKETS!"

*Smushed by Titan*

# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:56

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

gently caress this "sometimes food" bullshit.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:14

Dongattack: Dec 20, 2006; by Cyrano4747

finally

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:35

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Well bye everyone

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:40

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Propane.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:45

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

The power of the void compels you! The power of the void compels you!

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:58

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Reince Penis posted:

Propane.

haha nice

# ? Feb 19, 2018 02:00

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

sweet I'm off to destroy a trailer park

# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:01

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

I'm both Richard Karn and in charge of ABC. I'm doing pretty well for myself

# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:02

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Am I now the cowboy, the horse, or the truck?

# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:15

Gravitee: Nov 20, 2003; I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

gently caress yeah

# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:19

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

Cool, I'm dead.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:21

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

*wakes up, stares in the mirror. Begs for the sweet release of death*

# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:22

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Wait, can I be like one of the badass Transformer tripple changers, only instead of turning into a robot a space shuttle and a train I change from cowboy to horse to pickup truck?

If so gently caress yes, time to go work on a ranch.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:24