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Sentinel Red posted:In fairness to it, most people’s dreams are largely mundane, so it was just staying true to life for the most part. A cursory glance through the various Goon Dreams threads backs it up, it’s rare things ever go all Dark Dimension in there, more like ‘I missed a train and had a conversation with my neighbour’s cat, who told me to pack the books away’ poo poo. I wonder if they ever did an Inception porn parody. It would be a more realistic execution of the premise then what we got
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SickZip posted:I wonder if they ever did an Inception porn parody. Oh yeah, Conception, "WE'VE GOT TO GO DEEPER" "Give her the dick" Spinning buttplug at the end This has legs
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They should make a demake of the matrix, where all the matrix parts are blocky sprite graphics and sounds made on an amiga.
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It should be an origin story (second renaissance in film form instead of anime) like the recent planets of apes films Second Renaissance was profoundly disturbing to young me- can’t wait to watch it again tonight and get re traumatized lol It’s legit the most interesting part of the story- the sky darkening thing is absolutely bone chilling
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I like the priests blessing the robosuited combat drugged up soldiers (who promptly get their arms ripped off lmao). I gotta dig out the old DVD of Animatrix I've had since like 2005 and watch it again.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:It should be an origin story (second renaissance in film form instead of anime) like the recent planets of apes films the parts I remember being the most disturbing were the humanoid robots getting torn up in the street by a lynch mob (did they rip her boob off? am I remembering that right?), and the early, crude manipulations of human brains big loving mechanical thing stabbing into different parts of the brain and the guy going from extreme distress to hysterical laughter. gah
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Cubone posted:the parts I remember being the most disturbing were the humanoid robots getting torn up in the street by a lynch mob (did they rip her boob off? am I remembering that right?), and the early, crude manipulations of human brains In one scene of a riot a crowd ripped an Android lady's clothes off before clubbing her in the head, it's disturbing as hell in an already disturbing and very believable sci fi portrayal of humans at their worst. It makes those scenes and the following fanatical toxic war scenes incredibly tense and uncomfortable to watch. Fredrik1 posted:They should make a demake of the matrix, where all the matrix parts are blocky sprite graphics and sounds made on an amiga. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veQYR6hUAEk
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Kazak posted:In one scene of a riot a crowd ripped an Android lady's clothes off before clubbing her in the head, it's disturbing as hell in an already disturbing and very believable sci fi portrayal of humans at their worst. It makes those scenes and the following fanatical toxic war scenes incredibly tense and uncomfortable to watch. machines did nothing wrong
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We can avoid the matrix in the future by welcoming real dolls and robot partners into our families now
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Neo is neo the end neo boo boo noonoo neo machines and neo thebneo orinions belt men in black Frank pigsog pig pug dog Warcraft 2 zubzub ready to work your command master neo Oracle orrifce
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Nonviolent J posted:Neo is neo the end neo boo boo noonoo neo machines and neo thebneo orinions belt men in black Frank pigsog pig pug dog Warcraft 2 zubzub ready to work your command master neo Oracle orrifce 
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It will open at 3rd place at the box office, a bunch of Youtube videos will talk about how it ruined the brand, we'll get a lot of think pieces about how, "Ten reasons why the Matrix sequels are MUCH better than you think they were (and 5 reasons why you didn't notice at the time)" and it will lose $100M for whatever company is releasing it. God, I was watching a few minutes of Reloaded and get what they're going for with some of the decisions they're making, but I think the fashion choices actually hurt the film in a lot of subtle ways. Neo's priest trenchcoat doesn't look good and I trying to CG that makes everything look worse in scenes with it.
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it really isn't that difficult to tell someone what the matrix is
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lol but seriously I posted:it really isn't that difficult to tell someone what the matrix is It was a trick. Cypher did nothing wrong.
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the machines should have made the matrix a simulation of the middle ages. That way if anyone escaped they wouldn't even understand the concept of electricity and they will just think they are In hell or something.
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Rutibex posted:the machines should have made the matrix a simulation of the middle ages. That way if anyone escaped they wouldn't even understand the concept of electricity and they will just think they are In hell or something. Or just go straight tribal hunter-gatherer.
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We'd be a lot more content in that era too. These machines are stupid
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Or maybe if the machines were retarded and didn't find a single digital history textbook, they could just ape Tron. If all they know is contemporary "history" and maybe a fair bit of internet and whatever, just have the hoomans play 2forts on repeat forever until they are too autistic to make it even if they managed to escape 
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So was the matrix a simulation of the whole world? Cuz I’m pretty sure people living in places where their drinking water is also their toilet aren’t going “yep this is the peak of civilization right here” Also how do the machines handle people being born? Do they create people as women become pregnant? Do they have a stockpile of disconnected babies that they just hook up as needed?
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I think the matrix world was just one big grey and green megacity, right? I think that's in the sequels or maybe one of the videogames
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Matrix should have been a great cave. So people can get all smug about allegories and poo poo.
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Isn't it a big part of the architect chat? That there has to be a portion of humanity eating poo poo or nobody will accept it as real.
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The 1%ers are the machine AIs. They're using our brains as processing power, and also loving a life of simulated luxury while the humans scurry around working day jobs.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Jaden Smith plays Neo At one point the studio approached Will Smith to play Neo. He turned it down to make Wild Wild West. Gutcruncher posted:So was the matrix a simulation of the whole world? Cuz I’m pretty sure people living in places where their drinking water is also their toilet aren’t going “yep this is the peak of civilization right here” They should do a Matrix that's like Grand Theft Auto where people and places don't appear until you go towards them and then occasionally poo poo just doesn't load right away so everything is all slippery and sometimes you fall through the ground.
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Speleothing posted:The 1%ers are the machine AIs. They're using our brains as processing power, and also loving a life of simulated luxury while the humans scurry around working day jobs. it's almost like it's a metaphor or something..
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CPL593H posted:They should do a Matrix that's like Grand Theft Auto where people and places don't appear until you go towards them and then occasionally poo poo just doesn't load right away so everything is all slippery and sometimes you fall through the ground. I'd go see this.
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CPL593H posted:They should do a Matrix that's like Grand Theft Auto where people and places don't appear until you go towards them and then occasionally poo poo just doesn't load right away so everything is all slippery and sometimes you fall through the ground. Chris Carter kinda did that with the tv show Harsh Realm, people who lived inside the simulation would find and abuse glitches in the world's geometry.
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CPL593H posted:At one point the studio approached Will Smith to play Neo. He turned it down to make Wild Wild West. At least then there's a chance I'd get some hot coffee if someone modded it
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Kazak posted:
That's a good rear end
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Just take a minute and imagine to yourself the upbeat theme song Will would’ve done for the Matrix Robot Overlords? No biggie, it’s me, Big Willie O.N.E. I’m the one y’all Bustin’ through the simulation Can see through walls
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well this is a story all about how my life got turned right upside down something something moving with your auntie in the matrix
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quidditch it and quit it posted:Just take a minute and imagine to yourself the upbeat theme song Will would’ve done for the Matrix It's a Will Smith mix Break into the Matrix I know Kung Fu Lemme show you a few tricks You gotta believe Because it's time to leave For the Real World, Take the fight to the machines It's time to get Time to get Time to get with the program *record scratches*
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TheMostFrench posted:It's a Will Smith mix Nailed it
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Colonel Cancer posted:
that woukd be cool. the agents could take over various animals, Agent Anaconda and Agent Eagle
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Colonel Cancer posted:I think Agent Smith floated that idea during the Morpheus interrogation scene in the first movie but yeah I'm with you 100%. I heard talk that tne of the original premise was the robots were using people as organic non-linear CPUs, to process information their robot brains couldn't handle. A complete reversal of the current relationship of machines with people. It was dumbed down for general audiences.
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matrix more like gaytrix gay tricks
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Matrix is for rubes Cool dudes reference Dark City and They Live
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steinrokkan posted:Matrix is for rubes They should make a movie where people believe they are in a futuristic VR simulation, but in the end it turns out it was taking place in the 17th century and the protagonist is rene descartes being tricked by a demon
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