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I’ll drink at an airport bar if it’s a long enough layover that I can enjoy a beer or two and still have time to pee. I hate pissing on an airplane and will do anything to avoid it unless it’s absolutely necessary.
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my flight over to HK was so empty i got 3 seats to myself, created a pillow fort, and drank 8 beers while watching movies/sleeping
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Sep 18, 2019 20:10
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’ll drink at an airport bar if it’s a long enough layover that I can enjoy a beer or two and still have time to pee. I hate pissing on an airplane and will do anything to avoid it unless it’s absolutely necessary. Did anyone else grow up with myths such as 'airplane toilets will suck your guts out your butthole'
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Sep 18, 2019 20:12
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numberoneposter posted:my flight over to HK was so empty i got 3 seats to myself, created a pillow fort, and drank 8 beers while watching movies/sleeping It was so worth it to buy the third seat for our flight to NZ, we could just flop down and sprawl they had a special couples seatbelt and stuff
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Sep 18, 2019 20:14
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Earwicker posted:i dont generally drink on airplanes because its dehydrating enough as it is. edibles on the other hand are wonderful I always put back a 200mg edible when i hit the airport parking lot. It's the only way to fly.
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Sep 18, 2019 20:17
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Flying stoned is so much better.
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Sep 18, 2019 20:21
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’ll drink at an airport bar if it’s a long enough layover that I can enjoy a beer or two and still have time to pee. I hate pissing on an airplane and will do anything to avoid it unless it’s absolutely necessary. I nearly missed boarding for a flight out of Mexico City because I was at the bar getting drunk instead of at the gate paying attention. That was also the flight where they swabbed me for bomb residue. Apparently they do this at random.
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Sep 18, 2019 20:22
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Also when I flew to Japan for work a couple years ago, our plane had a malfunction and had to taxi back to the gate, delaying our arrival to Narita by like 6 hours. Then we had to spend another 2 hours making Shinkansen connections to get to Sendai. My coworker kept losing his tickets and stuff in his pockets, which really pissed the conductors off.
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Sep 18, 2019 20:23
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The worst bathrooms I’ve ever been on were the bathrooms at the Doha convention centre in Qatar during a large expo and conference I was at. The washrooms weren’t bad at all it’s just the fact that the locals and workers all use the hose bidet thing and there was an inch of poo poo and piss water covering the whole washroom floor because they give no poo poo about how their actions will effect anyone else. God drat it was gross
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Sep 18, 2019 20:24
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Sex Skeleton posted:I nearly missed boarding for a flight out of Mexico City because I was at the bar getting drunk instead of at the gate paying attention. That was also the flight where they swabbed me for bomb residue. Apparently they do this at random. isnt that incredibly common? i must have been swabbed for bomb residue like hundreds of times at this point
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Sep 18, 2019 20:28
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That's why the people who passionately advocate the use of bidets at home, should just use their shower heads with the same effect
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Sep 18, 2019 20:28
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CharminUltraStrong posted:That's why the people who passionately advocate the use of bidets at home, should just use their shower heads with the same effect do you poo poo in the shower 
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Sep 18, 2019 20:29
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Earwicker posted:do you poo poo in the shower If i had a bidet, i might've as well.
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Sep 18, 2019 20:33
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Earwicker posted:isnt that incredibly common? i must have been swabbed for bomb residue like hundreds of times at this point If you are trans, they molest you, then swab you, every time. Yep. At this point it's kinda a 'ha ha this is dumb security theater the gently caress would I be carrying a what' moment. EDIT: also yes always fly stoned
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Sep 18, 2019 20:38
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Resting Lich Face posted:Flying stoned is so much better.
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Sep 18, 2019 20:38
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Valium or gtfo
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Sep 18, 2019 20:46
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Earwicker posted:do you poo poo in the shower Work smart not hard. A few waffle stomps and you're gtg
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Sep 18, 2019 20:55
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Valium or gtfo percocet and a beer, i like to be wobblin like michael j fox
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Sep 18, 2019 23:00
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vyst posted:I always put back a 200mg edible when i hit the airport parking lot. It's the only way to fly. 200mg?? lol most of them I've seen have a single serving size of 10-20mg lol Jesus man.
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Sep 18, 2019 23:02
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MarcusSA posted:200mg?? lol most of them I've seen have a single serving size of 10-20mg lol If you can't remember the flight then you know you had a good flight my dude
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Sep 18, 2019 23:33
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Tumble posted:percocet and a beer, i like to be wobblin like michael j fox lmao
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Sep 19, 2019 00:01
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I’ve never drank before or on a plane for my entire life. I need to work the emergency exits at peak.* * if I drink, I’m needing a smoke.
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Sep 19, 2019 02:07
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numberoneposter posted:my flight over to HK was so empty i got 3 seats to myself, created a pillow fort, and drank 8 beers while watching movies/sleeping This guy fucks !!!!!
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Sep 19, 2019 03:10
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I like to get drunk then toss back a sleeping pill or 2. Knocks me right the gently caress out.
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Sep 19, 2019 04:15
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Cyril Sneer posted:I like to get drunk then toss back a sleeping pill or 2. Knocks me right the gently caress out. I’m leaving you behind.
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Sep 19, 2019 04:16
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Flight to Seattle last year, woman from Tennessee asked me why there was snow on top of Miunt Rainier if it was summer time? She was nice though. Super scared of flying so much that her husband wouldn't sit next to her because he was embarrassed (!) I showed her simple stuff like put her feet on her bag during takeoff and press a magazine into her stomach during takeoff and landing and she did just fine
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Sep 19, 2019 05:01
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Drunk Nerds posted:Flight to Seattle last year, woman from Tennessee asked me why there was snow on top of Miunt Rainier if it was summer time? Magazine what? Lol
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Sep 19, 2019 05:07
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Burt Sexual posted:Magazine what? Lol It's a simple technique for novice flyers to suppress.the anxiety from the extreme acceleration and deceleration
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Sep 19, 2019 05:09
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Drunk Nerds posted:It's a simple technique for novice flyers to suppress.the anxiety from the extreme acceleration and deceleration I just piss myself. also works.
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Sep 19, 2019 05:11
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CharminUltraStrong posted:I just piss myself. also works. I listen to loud music on headphones and pretend that I'm in a spacecraft. And the occasional pissing myself. But I make it to the bathroom before that one.
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Sep 19, 2019 06:18
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Haven't been on the forums for a few days. Orangeboi is fine
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Drunk Nerds posted:It's a simple technique for novice flyers to suppress.the anxiety from the extreme acceleration and deceleration Never seen or heard of this, but cool. And catte!
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Sep 20, 2019 18:55
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Unfinish3d posted:Haven't been on the forums for a few days. Orangeboi is fine Nice
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Sep 20, 2019 19:22
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i always read every sing thing thats in that seat storage compartment
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Sep 20, 2019 19:23
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numberoneposter posted:i always read every sing thing thats in that seat storage compartment That's cool my dude do what helps you but know that airplanes are extremely dirty and gross and rarely ever get cleaned. Airplane staff is underpaid and under constant pressure to hurry and lmao if you think those seat pockets aren't the most disgusting things filled with lord knows how much bacteria and filth
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I'm getting drunk in an airport bar and im realizing that 1)I've paid too much for my drinks and 2) carrying a duffel bag looks dumb. I'm carrying a duffel bag.
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Sep 27, 2019 18:48
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Gaunab posted:I'm getting drunk in an airport bar and im realizing that 1)I've paid too much for my drinks and 2) carrying a duffel bag looks dumb. I'm carrying a duffel bag. You're in an airport. Wear a dang zoot suit if you want, who cares.
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Sep 27, 2019 22:22
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Burt Sexual posted:I’ve never drank before or on a plane for my entire life. I need to work the emergency exits at peak.* have you never heard of nicorette
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Sep 28, 2019 00:13
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Coasterphreak posted:have you never heard of nicorette have you ever had 4 rum and cokes and then a cigarette?
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Wendigee posted:have you ever had 4 rum and cokes and then a cigarette? no because I drink bourbon neat like a real man
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