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So called "dad jokes" are actually the pinnacle of humour. True enlightenment is when you're just telling jokes to amuse yourself. That's three god damned snipes today out of maybe 4 posts.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:So called "dad jokes" are actually the pinnacle of humour. True enlightenment is when you're just telling jokes to amuse yourself. they are called dad jokes because your dad made you laugh. at least he made me laugh. at you. you idiot
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Oct 4, 2021 00:40
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You are being so mean to me today.
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Oct 4, 2021 00:44
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You are being so mean to me today. I can wait till tomorrow. But you will still suck. And I have a job to go to tomorrow. Be funnier and i will stop being mean to you
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Oct 4, 2021 00:47
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If you're younger and not a liberal, you have no heart. If you're older and not a conservative, you have no brain.
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Oct 4, 2021 00:58
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Bula Vinaka posted:If you're younger and not a liberal, you have no heart. if you believe this, you're an rear end in a top hat
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Oct 4, 2021 01:04
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Bouba sounds spiky and Kiki sounds round.
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Oct 4, 2021 01:05
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Bula Vinaka posted:If you're younger and not a liberal, you have no heart. The way I've heard it is: "If you are not a socialist by the time you are 20 there is something wrong with your heart. If you are not a capitalist by 40 there is something wrong with your head." Guess what - I'm fast approaching 40 and I think if you are still a capitalist in todays world then there literally is something wrong with your brain - you loving sociopath.
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Oct 4, 2021 01:15
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egg_dog posted:Bouba sounds spiky and Kiki sounds round. Are you Welsh?
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Oct 4, 2021 01:22
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Valko posted:The way I've heard it is: "If you are not a socialist by the time you are 20 there is something wrong with your heart. If you are not a capitalist by 40 there is something wrong with your head."
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Oct 4, 2021 01:23
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I'm a neo-marxist liberal anarchist capitalist Satanist pig and I'm never gonna change
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Treecko posted:I'm a neo-marxist liberal anarchist capitalist Satanist pig and I'm never gonna change even satan is disappointed in you
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Oct 4, 2021 01:28
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Stex T posted:Are you Welsh? Actually, yes! (Ydw)
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Oct 4, 2021 01:35
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egg_dog posted:Actually, yes! (Ydw) speak english please
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Oct 4, 2021 01:37
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It is really dumb that the US does not use the metric system, but it's even dumber that "Celsius" is used anywhere. That poo poo is garbage. Scientists use absolute temperature scales like Kelvin. 0-100 celsius is some irrelevant poo poo about water boiling and freezing. Who needs to know that, when the water is boiling, what the temperature is? 0-100 fahrenheit is, instead, the range of temperatures that humans generally encounter outside. This is the context in which a relative temperature scale makes any sense and fahrenheit fits it perfectly. The American education system is so terrible that negative numbers are perceived as some sort of arcane science accessible only to high level wizards. By popular demand posted:The current dominant political systems need to be torn down and replaced with something more representative of the people's desires. No, because fascism is bad. Bula Vinaka posted:If you're younger and not a liberal, you have no heart. I'm middle aged and neither. Actually, that's my hot take, that the political system is less important than the attitude of the people in it.
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Oct 4, 2021 01:38
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Boobs > butts
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Oct 4, 2021 01:50
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Who What Now posted:Boobs > butts hot takes. not things that are objectively wrong
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Oct 4, 2021 01:55
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Who What Now posted:Boobs > butts But you have a butt avatar 
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Olives are great
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People who don’t like Celsius either live somewhere where ice doesn’t form outside, or have terminal America poisoning
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Oct 4, 2021 03:42
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Fahrenheits wider range lets me be far more particular about my thermostat
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Oct 4, 2021 04:02
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a primate posted:People who don’t like Celsius either live somewhere where ice doesn’t form outside, or have terminal America poisoning WILDTURKEY101 posted:Fahrenheits wider range lets me be far more particular about my thermostat
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kntfkr posted:the national anthem loving sucks. I hate it and it should be changed (every year) You could do a contest show "America's got Anthem!" or just assign the person who wins the most grammys that year to do it. My hot take: People who work on their own cars only do so because they have no life.
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Oct 4, 2021 04:30
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Weka posted:The American education system is so terrible that negative numbers are perceived as some sort of arcane science accessible only to high level wizards. In 2nd grade I asked about negative numbers. I wasn't even told "you'll learn about those later" I was told they just don't exist. There are no negative numbers. And then I got very confused because for some reason at that age I already understood subtraction as "adding a negative number"
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Valko posted:Free L. Ron Hubbard! Free Personality Test!
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Oct 4, 2021 05:59
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Hudson Hawk is not a terrible movie, its fine.
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Genesplicer posted:My hot take: People who work on their own cars only do so because they have no life. Further hot take: Cars are literally a vehicle to move you and your things around. Getting attached, naming and building your identity based on your car is loving pathetic.
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Oct 4, 2021 12:26
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:speak english please Nag ydw
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Oct 4, 2021 12:38
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- carbonara is just deconstructed quiche - being pregnant is the best pro-choice argument that exists - alcohol is inherently addictive and all people who drink are at risk for developing alcoholism - there are a lot of wines that are good enough to make that risk worthwhile absent other risk factors
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If it's not a "gently caress yes!" it's a "gently caress no!"
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Oct 4, 2021 15:12
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All life is conceptually female. Except for Bob.
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This is hell. Everything you believe is both wrong and stupid. Were you ever actually able to see the world and everyone within it for what it is and who they are you would be ashamed of what you think and feel. The shame you feel would not be because of how much you believe is an obvious pathetic lie but for how much you would fight to believe it.
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Who What Now posted:Boobs > butts That's just basic anatomy. Unless you're doing a handstand I guess. WILDTURKEY101 posted:Fahrenheits wider range lets me be far more particular about my thermostat Americans also too dumb to understand decimals.
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The good place stops being good the moment the truth is revealed.
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Oct 6, 2021 04:29
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The forum members posting serious refutes to others opinions in this comedy thread should be sent somewhere unpleasant.
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Oct 6, 2021 04:32
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Weka posted:Americans also too dumb to understand decimals. Sorry but a general scale of 0 - 100 is way more Intuitive than -17.7 to 37.7 with anything below or above that being dangerous for unprepared people.
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Extra row of tits posted:The forum members posting serious refutes to others opinions in this comedy thread should be sent somewhere unpleasant.
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Oct 6, 2021 13:43
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working out at a gym sucks rear end, working out at home owns
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Oct 6, 2021 13:43
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A 6 mile hike 3-4 times a week coupled with manual labour is better than any drat gym. I lost 40-50 pounds in 18 months and I'm not even dieting.
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Bring your own ketchup to the gym, it's better than using theirs (if they even have any)
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