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Somalia is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Somalia you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Somalia motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
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I hear somalia has some of the lowest international calling rates.
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Strumpie posted:they say death is the final escape, op. tbh kinda thinkin bout this solution myself ngl lol!
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AEMINAL posted:tbh kinda thinkin bout this solution myself ngl lol! LOL! XD
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Strumpie posted:they do, but they prefer to use a 'poepstokje' to inspect the poo poo while it's on the shelf. I refuse to google this. Are you telling me a lie?
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I havent had sex in 13 years
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Just go to mexico and disappear. Cheap food, margaritas, and beaches and nice weather. Spanish is pretty easy to pick up and just work under the table somewhere.
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phasmid posted:I refuse to google this. Are you telling me a lie? 
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Do you have a Bachelors degree? If so, you can teach English in Korea and do alright I guess. Most jobs will pay for your flight, housing, and some other stuff in addition to your salary. Unfortunately salaries for foreign teachers havent really kept pace with global inflation over the last 15 years or so, but if youre really wanting to leave the country, there are much worse ways to do it.
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zenintrude posted:Do you have a Bachelors degree? my friend who teaches English to kids in China says that the money isn't the best but the demand is insanely high right now
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ellasmith posted:bump nobody wants garbage like you in their country OP
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Hmm, still looking for input on Spain. Portugal is cool and all, but if youve every hung out with Brazilians, you know Portuguese is cringe AF! Isn't Portugal the one that legalized all drugs, tho?
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(goes to the hospital in China, gets seen by a "doctor" with an 8th-grade education, receives an iv of tap water with a re-used needle) (Gestapo disappears me for reading book or magazine not found on the preapproved propaganda list)
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Every time I try to figure out if I can claim German citzenship through my dad I give up. I think the answer is yes but my dad being adopted makes things less clear. Anyway yeah I'd check ancestry options first then have skills, finally have money. I think it starts at like 100,000 for the have money route.
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I think most of the world would prefer you all stayed in the US. Up there with Israelis and white South Africans as the most annoying people on earth.
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The Hollow Earth has a very permissive immigration policy and amazing culture. We're still dealing with the aftermath of lost old-timey prospectors mating with the frog people, leaving behind tribes of hideous mad blind cannibals, but overall it's pretty nice.
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ellasmith posted:I havent had sex in 13 years Typical forums user.
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OK serious post: if you have ancestors from a European country, particularly Ireland or Italy, its possible you qualify for citizenship. Its tricky and the conditions to qualify are complex but its possible, sometimes even if your relation to the ancestor is distant.
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Pekinduck posted:OK serious post: if you have ancestors from a European country, particularly Ireland or Italy, its possible you qualify for citizenship. Its tricky and the conditions to qualify are complex but its possible, sometimes even if your relation to the ancestor is distant. For Ireland, you need a grandparent who was born there, basically. Most 'Irish-Americans' need not apply.
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You can pretend to be my dad on the condition that I'll someday inherit your considerable american wealth. We can go on picnics and frolic in our many picturesque and not at all dangerous swamps
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feedmegin posted:For Ireland, you need a grandparent who was born there, basically. Most 'Irish-Americans' need not apply. My grandfather was born in the Republic and died of cirrhosis of the liver so bam, instant citizenship.
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Pekinduck posted:OK serious post: if you have ancestors from a European country, particularly Ireland or Italy, its possible you qualify for citizenship. Its tricky and the conditions to qualify are complex but its possible, sometimes even if your relation to the ancestor is distant. My grandmother was born in Germany and came over here in her 20s, but it appears Im not eligible. Honestly understandable lol.
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You can get French citizenship if you save the life of a Parisian baby - https://abcn.ws/2N96nm1
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HD DAD posted:My grandmother was born in Germany and came over here in her 20s, but it appears I’m not eligible. Honestly understandable lol. Are you sure?
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We're going to buy a house in Portugal and live there for two years. gently caress you Ireland!
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Quaint Quail Quilt posted:Same, darn.
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gently caress it, i'll give away the answers to the finnish citizenship test Lakes: 1000 Mannerheim black: False Driftwood theory: True Mennerheim gay: False
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I gtfo'd over 5 years ago, married an Australian. Its a cool choice if you want to answer stupid questions about America all the time for the rest of your life.
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Poohs Packin posted:I gtfo'd over 5 years ago, married an Australian. I always wondered, is it true that Americans wear their shoes inside the house all the time? Even on the couch and in bed?
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Oh you lived in New York! Do you know John? John from New York?
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GABA ghoul posted:I always wondered, is it true that Americans wear their shoes inside the house all the time? Even on the couch and in bed? No you're confusing the US with Japan.
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:Oh you lived in New York! Do you know John? John from New York? Haitian John or Drag Queen John? The answer is yes regardless because they're the same person.
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phasmid posted:"I want to go to the land that has no crazy murderers?" Go to Mars and take Elon with you. As if Elon doesnt hunt prostitutes for sport and take baby blood enemas.
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Applesnots posted:Just go to mexico and disappear. Cheap food, margaritas, and beaches and nice weather. Spanish is pretty easy to pick up and just work under the table somewhere. I've very literally considered it. While internet seems more expensive out there, it's good enough that I could still ply my filthy trade, and live much better than I do here. My spouse refuses to consider it. She hates the heat, and, well, Mexico is hot.
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ellasmith posted:beyond the usual “im moving to canada if thing I don’t like happens” rhetoric. My dad did this. I'm Canadian as a result. Left for Australia myself though. Canada is far from perfect but I can see why Americans would see it as an upgrade.
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DamnitGannet posted:Im a Canadian citizen because I never naturalized despite living here for 25 years, which means my children are Canadian citizens too so the plan is to sell pretty much everything we own after my elderly MIL passes (she doesnt want to move and I dont want to leave her all alone,) put anything we want to keep in a U-Haul and loving go. Serious reply: your kids are automatically Canadian, but your wife is not. It shouldnt be a problem to sponsor her, but Id get your ducks in a row and talk to an immigration lawyer well prior to relocating. Im planning to repatriate in a couple of years when I retire, and Im already planning what I need to do to sponsor my American wife.
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