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Blackface in crowd | 129 | 55.36% | |
References to Lord of the Rings | 104 | 44.64% | |
Total: | 233 votes |
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You know it has to be an hilarious England collapse when you put the radio on at 6.30am expecting cricket to find its already long finished.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 08:51 |
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The Deadly Hume posted:Seeing as Bangladesh are quite likely to be gifted some points for a NR tomorrow England might struggle to make it to the quarters. This would be the funniest thing. Man, I was expecting bad, but not this bad.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 08:56 |
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I laughed my rear end off when I saw the score and even better how the game ended. England are just pure comedy awful
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 09:10 |
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Lmao loving hell i got up an hour early for work expecting to see something hahahahahahhaa we're so bad.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 09:26 |
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The NZ v AUS game next weekend would be amazing to attend, the whole damned country is actually behind our cricket team for the first time in living memory.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 09:39 |
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I'm not too thrilled about our intelligent batting lineup having to face swing bowling
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 09:50 |
I'm drinking Piers Morgan's tears out of a stein
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 09:52 |
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I didn't stay up to watch the NZ innings. What happened to the pitch? Was it a standard England failure or did it stop swinging?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 10:06 |
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The Big Show will reverse sweep Southee.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 10:18 |
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I woke up to find 450 new posts in the cricket thread. Only a terrible England performance could do that.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 10:19 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:I didn't stay up to watch the NZ innings. What happened to the pitch? Was it a standard England failure or did it stop swinging? http://www.trickspk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/brendon_mccullum_has_yet_to_appear_in_this_year_s__516eff2.jpg
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 10:22 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:I didn't stay up to watch the NZ innings. What happened to the pitch? Was it a standard England failure or did it stop swinging? Not only did England fail, McCullum came in and ripped any feint hope they had away and then pissed all over it then burnt it. If Finn conceded 1 more run it would have been a faster 50 than De Villiers D:
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 10:30 |
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I had a good ol' belly laugh when I saw he managed to put a dent in the roof of the sponsor's car.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 10:43 |
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nzspambot posted:http://www.trickspk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/brendon_mccullum_has_yet_to_appear_in_this_year_s__516eff2.jpg I'm as big a Macullum fan as the next guy but he's usually pretty vulnerable to swing early on. I imgine the answer to this has something to do with hattrick hero Steven Finn.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 10:43 |
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If New Zealand continue to bowl first they'll win this thing imo.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 10:52 |
English failures bring a tear to the eye.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:06 |
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serious gaylord posted:If New Zealand continue to bowl first they'll win this thing imo. its a fair call. australia are still favourites for me but also have one of the dumbest batting lineups (particularly with faulkner out) so its a good bet they will get hosed up by nz's bowling if they show up when the sides play each other, but that said australia's bowling group is still one of the most formidable in the tournament. then of course there will be the proteas hitting top form at some point and looking untouchable until their inevitable mental implosion snaeksikn fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Feb 20, 2015 |
# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:07 |
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goatface posted:England put in to bat, fold for less than Scotland, game is over by lunch. Great game to go to - A++ would watch England collapse anytime. I haven't seen a NZ game so onesided since Lomu went apeshit on Mike Catt's twitching form. Does anyone know where I can find a copy of this? Replays at the ground were shite and I really want a chance to see Southee's movement in the air
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:39 |
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If anyone cares, Pieterson sounds like hes ejaculating constantly over these england performances. Hes loving this.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:39 |
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Remember when Stuart Broad scored 169 in a test match?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:41 |
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Hopefully the australia vs nz grand final comes down to one run with one ball remaining and williamson hits a six into the crowd that somehow kills both trevor and greg chappell
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:42 |
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cpaf posted:Hopefully the australia vs nz grand final comes down to one run with one ball remaining and williamson hits a six into the crowd that somehow kills both trevor and greg chappell The ball flies into the 9 commentary box causing a freak explosion. There are no survivors.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:49 |
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Mister Chief posted:The ball flies into the 9 commentary box causing a freak explosion. There are no survivors. And David warner was in there too for some reason
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:53 |
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Wandle Cax posted:And David warner was in there too for some reason It hit him on the head fielding at mid off and the vacuum between his ears caused his skull to act like a trampoline.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:54 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:Remember when Stuart Broad scored 169 in a test match? nope
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 11:57 |
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I went to sleep in the end. Glad to see England won though. Keep up the good work lads.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:02 |
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I hope Groan Morgan is the only Irishman at the world cup to miss the quarter finals and then fucks off back to Ireland and ends this disgraceful turncoat poo poo.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:06 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:Remember when Stuart Broad scored 169 in a test match? that was in a fixed game though so it doesn't count
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:10 |
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I love the Guardian's photostream of unhappy English players. Haven't seen such misery since the Ashes.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:11 |
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ORGAN
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:13 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:16 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:20 |
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lmao noway
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:26 |
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OP please.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:31 |
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someone make gurning warner sad morgan asap edit: or with the big bash duck in the middle
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:33 |
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Can I meme?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 12:54 |
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TG-Chrono posted:Can I meme?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 13:07 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 13:29 |
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he is a bad commentator though
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 13:31 |
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CRICKET WORL CUP
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 13:36 |