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The only silver lining is hopefully after No Deal we will get a second, successful independence referendum. Then we will never again be led into the abyss of moronic decisions by the English. Any future moronic decisions will be the will of the Scottish people. But that will be after no deal so a lot of people will suffer and die first so I can’t even really be pleased about that. I used to keep my German friend updated about Brexit but now I’m too embarrassed.
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Randler posted:I seem to have been unable to decide on whether to call it Clean Break Brexit or No Deal Brexit. Guess the Brexit brainworms are starting to affect me as well. Clean sounds too...clean. Nuclear Brexit, maybe
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In future generations European children will tell spooky stories about the cursed island off their coast. Ships bound for Ireland will hear strange noises when they stray too close. Sometimes a pink face will appear momentarily in the broken window of a ruined house.
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Feb 3, 2019 17:32
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etalian posted:Ok so there is basically a hard deadline on the EU side in which the UK couldn't weasel out or demand some sort of extension to being kicked out? The deadline is on the UK side, its up to them to agree on the terms already stipulated and they can unilaterally cancel article 50. But the tories being the government right now and their party being pretty divided on the issue will just cause a complete fracturing of their party and a generation of full communism by Corbyn and they'd rather the country descend into madness than let that happen.
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Feb 3, 2019 17:34
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Jose posted:this is one of the real ones Laffo, for some reason I thought they would have actual Brits on staff. Of course it's just the US toilet paper staff creating a ton of accounts, because finding actual local youth Tories to run the sites would betray the TP ideal of always doing the dumbest possible thing. COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:This is one of those things where they've shrunken the face but kept the head the same size, right? It's usually more exaggerated, but the subtlety of it here is pretty funny. That's Charlie Kirk's actual face; the others have just been edited to scale.
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Feb 3, 2019 17:39
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etalian posted:Ok so there is basically a hard deadline on the EU side in which the UK couldn't weasel out or demand some sort of extension to being kicked out? The UK government may request an extension because the UK is incredibly unprepared for a no deal exit. Previously the EU has only said that they would allow an extension for special circumstances such as a change in government and if all EU members agree to an extension. Maybe they'll take pity on the UK and allow an extension or something (or maybe just to avoid the chaos of a no deal brexit which would also affect the rest of the EU which could lead to the joy of the UK being in a perpetual state of leaving the EU) The EU has also said that the UK can revoke article 50 at any point which would immediately cancel brexit.
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Feb 3, 2019 17:39
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frajaq posted:BREXIT will be the true Battle Royale pathetically clutching a frying pan and a supply of energy drink i hide in the corner or a toilet before i am shot in the forehead from a mile away by a man gleefully screaming racial slurs. 29th of march 2019.
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Feb 3, 2019 17:40
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Jose posted:if it makes you feel better it'll at least destroy the tories electorally lol at the idea of britain being able to hold an election in 2022
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Feb 3, 2019 17:48
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marktheando posted:In future generations European children will tell spooky stories about the cursed island off their coast. Ships bound for Ireland will hear strange noises when they stray too close. Sometimes a pink face will appear momentarily in the broken window of a ruined house. Excited for the Sunless Seas world to come true
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ireland probably does need a hard border because i doubt the republic is going to want to deal with the british exodus that will happen
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Feb 3, 2019 17:50
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Randler posted:Clean Deal Brexit seems to be what businesses and other countries seem to prepare for as the most likely case now, while at the end of last year they still, probably unreasonably, assumed a withdrawal agreement and transition phase could be reached prior to 29 March 2019. And at least anecdotally the briefings at my employer (big4 tax services) now base everything around Clean Deal Brexit. What does your employer know that people on predictit don't? Spill the beans, Randler! I've invested my entire retirement fund into this. I need a cancellation of brexit
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Feb 3, 2019 17:50
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Opferwurst posted:What does your employer know that people on predictit don't? Spill the beans, Randler! I've invested my entire retirement fund into this. I need a cancellation of brexit
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Feb 3, 2019 17:59
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A Buttery Pastry posted:That Anglos are mental and you should always assume they'll go for the most chaotic option. like imagine that boomers in the US have had fox news for the last 40 years but also all of the competition are also fox news instead of however long it has been and you understand why people here are so sure it'll be fine
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Feb 3, 2019 18:01
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Randler posted:I seem to have been unable to decide on whether to call it Clean Break Brexit or No Deal Brexit. Guess the Brexit brainworms are starting to affect me as well. ah gently caress, if theyr rebranding no deal brexit to sound good we're totally hosed
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Feb 3, 2019 18:06
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A Buttery Pastry posted:That Anglos are mental and you should always assume they'll go for the most chaotic option. The most mental thing would be an eternal Brexit of the wrinkleless mind aka keeping this poo poo going and going for another decade
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Feb 3, 2019 18:13
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Hahaha lmao https://twitter.com/lizziedearden/status/1091833622879973376
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Feb 3, 2019 18:19
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/1091091942392385543?s=19 https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1090950738178654208
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Feb 3, 2019 18:21
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frajaq posted:BREXIT will be the true Battle Royale Lord of the Flies was Brexit all along
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Feb 3, 2019 18:21
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when asked if security would be lowered as a result of no deal brexit today the home secretary was unable to say no and just said we'll still be safe https://twitter.com/OFOCBrexit/status/1092056581406162945
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Feb 3, 2019 18:21
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Opferwurst posted:The most mental thing would be an eternal Brexit of the wrinkleless mind aka keeping this poo poo going and going for another decade
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Feb 3, 2019 18:41
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Luckily it's not in the North or it would need a 1000 ft pedestal to protect from vandals. chestnut santabag posted:The UK government may request an extension because the UK is incredibly unprepared for a no deal exit. Previously the EU has only said that they would allow an extension for special circumstances such as a change in government and if all EU members agree to an extension. Maybe they'll take pity on the UK and allow an extension or something (or maybe just to avoid the chaos of a no deal brexit which would also affect the rest of the EU which could lead to the joy of the UK being in a perpetual state of leaving the EU) I imagine a kick the can scenario would be more likely especially given all the leaks show a hard Brexit would have a big impact on basic things like food and medicine.
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Feb 3, 2019 18:44
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Sure, but the UK can't do that unilaterally. sure we can. we no deal and it takes that long to find any deal anywhere. its not like anyone is going to trust our negotiations if we no deal
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Feb 3, 2019 18:44
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Feb 3, 2019 18:59
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Is May still careening the countey off the cliffs of dover while going THE EU CAN STOP THIS IF THEY JUST BEND THE KNEE!
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Feb 3, 2019 19:01
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she's not even saying that. the only things she cares about are staying prime minister and making sure the tories don't split
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Feb 3, 2019 19:13
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Jose posted:she's not even saying that. the only things she cares about are staying prime minister and making sure the tories don't split Sorry, it just gave a funnier visual for me that way.
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Feb 3, 2019 19:17
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So in our fake Turning Point UK accounts we've had repeated requests now from Tory students asking for meetings.
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Feb 3, 2019 19:28
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Crowsbeak posted:So in our fake Turning Point UK accounts we've had repeated requests now from Tory students asking for meetings. lol
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Feb 3, 2019 19:30
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Crowsbeak posted:So in our fake Turning Point UK accounts we've had repeated requests now from Tory students asking for meetings. New way to create the Chad Jezza's gulag list?
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Feb 3, 2019 19:33
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Sure, but the UK can't do that unilaterally. ye of so little faith. step 1: revoke a50 Step 2: announce you will hold a new referendum/elections Step 3: results come back inconclusive Step 4: bicker about brexit for 4 years Step 5: go to step 2 Not even the Brits know what the gently caress they are doing, how is a court supposed to determine that? Under normal circumstances, it's literally impossible to deprive a nation of EU membership against its will. It's gonna be at the very least very difficult in this case
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Feb 3, 2019 19:34
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etalian posted:New way to create the Chad Jezza's gulag list? I believe you mean, Orkney Re-institution Program.
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Feb 3, 2019 19:35
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Yes, we already know about Elm Guest House
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Opferwurst posted:ye of so little faith. Jose posted:sure we can. we no deal and it takes that long to find any deal anywhere. its not like anyone is going to trust our negotiations if we no deal
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Feb 3, 2019 20:08
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Vitamin P posted:And the democrats. Though there are alarmingly few of us apparently. We've established you firmly fit into category 2.
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Feb 3, 2019 20:35
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Hentai Jihadist posted:ah gently caress, if theyr rebranding no deal brexit to sound good we're totally hosed Nah, I think they stopped using that term already. My guess is that they prefer the ambiguity of "No deal" (i.e. some people thinking that it means nothing changes) to the more understandable and less spinnable "Clean Break Brexit".
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Feb 3, 2019 20:39
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Was reading this earlier today, does this generally ring true to youse UK goons? https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/economy/2019/01/why-uk-cannot-see-brexit-utterly-utterly-stupid
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yes. i meant to link it and forgot
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SKULL.GIF posted:I prefer "Raw Brexit" I prefer "The Event". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l28o6fJda1c
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