BSS Movie Thread (And The Stupenderful Articulation Of Substandard Speculation)

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Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

Lurdiak posted:

I didn't say they stopped making money, I just think people are slightly less excited about it all in general.

Rhyno posted:

I wasn't gonna watch that new trailer because I was worried about being shown too much poo poo but holy poo poo that trailer.

Couldn�t have put it better myself.

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Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

FlamingLiberal posted:

I feel like there is a lot we have not even seen yet.

I just don't like seeing major stuff in trailers, I tend to quit after the first one.

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AngryBooch: Sep 26, 2009

I am very excited to watch this movie and I hope all of my dudes make it out alive because across the two trailers things are definitely not looking good for Steve, Thor, Tony, Vision, or Strange!

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Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

They've been showing very little of the Black Order.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:11

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

We've also seen no Hawkeye or Ant Man / Wasp

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:14

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Rhyno posted:

I just don't like seeing major stuff in trailers, I tend to quit after the first one.

I watch the two major trailers they release because they're usually the ones who actually show stuff in a moderated manner, but skip all TV spots and international cuts.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:14

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Dacap posted:

We've also seen no Hawkeye or Ant Man / Wasp

Or Valkyrie....

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:23

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Dacap posted:

We've also seen no Hawkeye or Ant Man / Wasp

Their roles are supposedly very minor, to the point that they aren't on any of the EW covers that were posted recently. Apparently they'll have a bigger role in Avengers 4.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:25

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

Sgt. Politeness posted:

Or Valkyrie....

Valkyrie is great.

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AngryBooch: Sep 26, 2009

Aphrodite posted:

They've been showing very little of the Black Order.

There's a shot of the whole Black Order in this latest trailer. They look like a classic stereotypical Dungeons and Dragons party, it's pretty funny.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:25

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Koalas March posted:

Valkyrie is great.

And she better not die in that opening scene!

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:28

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

FlamingLiberal posted:

Hmm, there is a prequel sequence there with a younger Gamora it looks like

Nah, that's her daughter, Saddam.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:28

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

And I know we're talking about comic books here, but was I the only one who thought it was pretty funny how Gamora says Thanos objective was always "to kill half of the universe"? Like, I get the reference, but it's such a specific goal that it becomes a bit silly.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:29

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Samuringa posted:

And I know we're talking about comic books here, but was I the only one who thought it was pretty funny how Gamora says Thanos objective was always "to kill half of the universe"? Like, I get the reference, but it's such a specific goal that it becomes a bit silly.

Half gets mentioned again later on, in related to humanity.

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badjohny: Oct 6, 2005

Samuringa posted:

And I know we're talking about comic books here, but was I the only one who thought it was pretty funny how Gamora says Thanos objective was always "to kill half of the universe"? Like, I get the reference, but it's such a specific goal that it becomes a bit silly.

Not sure they will go into it, but he was tasked with doing it by death herself in the comics in order to balance out life and death.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:34

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Yeah they're going to need to explain that one, "cuz Death is hawt" might not cut it this time.

"I hope they remember you" what a line though.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:42

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Sgt. Politeness posted:

Yeah they're going to need to explain that one, "cuz Death is hawt" might not cut it this time.

There have persistently been leaks/rumors that Death's character has been merged with Hela from Thor: Ragnarok. In which case, "Because goth Cate Blanchett asked me to" is a fine reason.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:56

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Trailer was great, extremely hype. Cap taking on thanos after he already has a gem looks awesome. I hope since that is wakanda that tchalla gets a good fight scene too tho

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:01

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

I thought the half the universe thing in IW was going to be he is the last Titan on account of his people�s unchecked growth, and he wants to prune the universe so that it doesn�t happen to everything.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:02

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

AngryBooch posted:

There's a shot of the whole Black Order in this latest trailer. They look like a classic stereotypical Dungeons and Dragons party, it's pretty funny.

With no Supergiant that's only a four person party. That's weak.

Still a bit annoyed that they snipped Supergiant from the line-up.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:09

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Jamesman posted:

Yeah, and they're standing among a ton of dead bodies. That's... unnerving. Guess Thor and Valkyrie will have to repopulate the entire Asgardian race.

Also it looks like in Wakanda, they're analyzing Vision and the Mind Stone.

God I hope they don't gently caress over Thor Ragnarok's message just for cheap heat for Thanos and the Black order

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:18

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Cythereal posted:

There have persistently been leaks/rumors that Death's character has been merged with Hela from Thor: Ragnarok. In which case, "Because goth Cate Blanchett asked me to" is a fine reason.

Which would be weird without some kind of other explanation or development if the god of death for the entire universe was one particular Asgardian.

Lobok fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Mar 16, 2018

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irlZaphod: Mar 26, 2004; Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Cythereal posted:

There have persistently been leaks/rumors that Death's character has been merged with Hela from Thor: Ragnarok. In which case, "Because goth Cate Blanchett asked me to" is a fine reason.

Hi can you not post untagged leaks/rumours for a film which isn't out for another 6 weeks, thanks.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:53

enigmahfc: Oct 10, 2003; EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Just from watching the trailer and hearing rumors, Thanos is less about wooing hot death and more about bringing balance about because he feels that population/growth left unchecked is a bad thing for the universe.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:13

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

That trailer made me really happy. I got to see almost everything I wanted.

If I had to guess Thanos attacks the ship with the Agardians, Thor and the rest fight him off, but they're outmatched, and Loki shows up and gives Thanos the Tesseract to save them.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:36

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Looks like they took inspiration from this shield.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwievZ1Tx-8&t=88s

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:50

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

enigmahfc posted:

Just from watching the trailer and hearing rumors, Thanos is less about wooing hot death and more about bringing balance about because he feels that population/growth left unchecked is a bad thing for the universe.

he's probably right

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:54

enigmahfc: Oct 10, 2003; EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Sgt. Politeness posted:

he's probably right

Thanos did nothing wrong

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:30

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

enigmahfc posted:

Just from watching the trailer and hearing rumors, Thanos is less about wooing hot death and more about bringing balance about because he feels that population/growth left unchecked is a bad thing for the universe.

Isn't that an actual issue in a Cosmic Marvel event, they called it the "Cancerverse"?

I didn't get that far but it was probably bad.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:33

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Samuringa posted:

Isn't that an actual issue in a Cosmic Marvel event, they called it the "Cancerverse"?

I didn't get that far but it was probably bad.

The cancerverse stuff was cool and good.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:38

badjohny: Oct 6, 2005

I am 99% sure that Groot and rocket are reacting to Thor holding his new hammer at the 1:13 mark and it has just been CGI'ed out of the trailer like his eye was in Thor 3.

edit \/\/\/\/\/ LOL

badjohny fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Mar 16, 2018

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

badjohny posted:

I am 99% sure that Groot and rocket are reacting to Thor holding his new hammer at the 1:13 mark and it has just been CGI'ed out of the trailer like his eye was in Thor 3.

This movie isn�t rated R.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:48

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

badjohny posted:

I am 99% sure that Groot and rocket are reacting to Thor holding his new hammer at the 1:13 mark and it has just been CGI'ed out of the trailer like his eye was in Thor 3.

Toy's on the shelf, not sure what they think they're hiding.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:53

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Sgt. Politeness posted:

he's probably right

Malthusianism is dumb

especially on a universal scale

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:58

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/simpsonsfilms/status/974687907104600064

https://twitter.com/lgbtvalkyrie/status/974641667469869057

Barry Convex posted:

DeWanda Wise has exited her role in Captain Marvel (as Monica Rambeau? maybe?) due to scheduling conflicts with She�s Gotta Have It S2. The role will presumably be recast shortly.

https://t.co/xd1s37dXXC?amp=1

https://twitter.com/THR/status/974719811409231872

Very shortly.

Samuringa fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Mar 16, 2018

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Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

site posted:

Malthusianism is dumb

especially on a universal scale

But also people are poo poo and Marvel has shown that all the space people are also poo poo so there's that to consider.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 20:24

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

cap better lift a hammer.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 20:31

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

Mr Hootington posted:

cap better lift a hammer.

I dunno, is Sam Rockwell busy?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 20:35

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Sgt. Politeness posted:

But also people are poo poo and Marvel has shown that all the space people are also poo poo so there's that to consider.

Thank you for posting on our forums, Mr. Moore, how's the weather in London lately?

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New Wave Jose: Aug 20, 2008

Mr Hootington posted:

cap better lift a hammer.

Or Loki. Get Help!

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