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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/on_verbs/status/1367578691170041858

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/straczynski/status/1367758592971923463

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-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/happyroadkill/status/1367879229757661195

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Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/oldfriend99/status/1118896474056560640

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wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/Java_jigga/status/1367670196723314691?s=20

# ? Mar 5, 2021 20:38

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/WernerTwertzog/status/834442721968455682

# ? Mar 5, 2021 21:25

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/IJamEcono/status/1367168369808580610

# ? Mar 5, 2021 21:27

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Garrand posted:

https://twitter.com/IJamEcono/status/1367168369808580610

Fictional dystopias have nothing on real life

# ? Mar 5, 2021 22:24

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/Java_jigga/status/1367670196723314691?s=20

Lol at the Judy Hopps hiding in the back. The guy has a type.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 22:33

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/the_MerMae/status/1367625068264710147

# ? Mar 5, 2021 22:40

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

https://twitter.com/poondonkus/status/1367912252750372865?s=19

# ? Mar 5, 2021 23:07

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/OglesbyOrNotToB/status/1367693262123831300

# ? Mar 6, 2021 01:01

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/camerobradford/status/1348032371262705672

# ? Mar 6, 2021 05:32

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

https://twitter.com/fireh9lly/status/1367611824917663746

# ? Mar 6, 2021 06:35

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1368074849948626949?s=20

This is the gynecologist who fights with everybody who has wrong ideas about vaginas on Twitter

# ? Mar 6, 2021 06:55

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Pththya-lyi posted:

https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1368074849948626949?s=20

This is the gynecologist who fights with everybody who has wrong ideas about vaginas on Twitter

Her initial in a vagina is a classy twitter avatar.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 06:59

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

McCracAttack posted:

Reminds me of that lady who crawled up into the attic of her duplex and realized there was absolutely nothing up there separating her attic from her neighbor's.

This creates apocalyptic structural fires.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 07:04

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Platystemon posted:

This creates apocalyptic structural fires.

pff, sounds like a poor person problem to me! If they didn't want to be burned to a crisp in a massive structural fire caused by landlord negligence, they should have nahh I can't finish this sentence.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 07:55

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

Platystemon posted:

This creates apocalyptic structural fires.

At least they're free to die horribly without big government interfering.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 15:00

generic one: Oct 2, 2004; I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/erinbrockovich/status/1367568906316038151?s=21

# ? Mar 6, 2021 19:22

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/CAPYBARA_MAN/status/1368217929209311233

# ? Mar 6, 2021 20:24

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

https://twitter.com/getongab/status/1368259747149910026?s=21

# ? Mar 6, 2021 20:25

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/MarciaBelsky/status/1368185444328935426?s=20

# ? Mar 6, 2021 20:53

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Mister Mind posted:

What's this doing here, in the good tweets thread?

# ? Mar 6, 2021 22:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

What was the post where some woman and her boyfriend managed to figure out how to talk like Hannibal and just piss off their friends constantly with their bullshit?

https://twitter.com/DialHForHagai/status/1368289422580580363?s=20

# ? Mar 6, 2021 22:49

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/THISisLULE/status/1368324937161801732

# ? Mar 6, 2021 23:49

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/THISisLULE/status/1368324937161801732

I really like how this also manages to misspell Camilla's name, is it from a proof?

I don't even like her and it makes me feel bad for her.

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1368343220732633089

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/tom_on_here/status/1368184875593957387

https://twitter.com/ActNormalOrElse/status/1368342802019540995

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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/haramcart/status/1368223235838468097?s=21

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zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/haramcart/status/1368223235838468097?s=21

Saving this one.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 01:28

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/vinn_ayy/status/1367137114622672900

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Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/justthomp/status/1368216510683115521?s=21

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TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/THISisLULE/status/1368324937161801732

I'm glad that in the interim, Camilla was able to have a successful career in selling feminine hygiene products.

Google "Camilla tampon" to find out more.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 07:39

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

TinTower posted:

I'm glad that in the interim, Camilla was able to have a successful career in selling feminine hygiene products.

Google "Camilla tampon" to find out more.

why did you make me remember that

why would you do that

# ? Mar 7, 2021 07:47

Claeaus: Mar 29, 2010

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/raeudiger/status/1367308334089596932?s=21

A friend put on some music in the car once and I recognized the singer's voice and asked "Is this the guy from System of a Down?". Right after he goes "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" and I just go "yep, that's him."

# ? Mar 7, 2021 08:54

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Claeaus posted:

A friend put on some music in the car once and I recognized the singer's voice and asked "Is this the guy from System of a Down?". Right after he goes "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" and I just go "yep, that's him."

His solo stuff is pretty darn good too.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 14:12

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/ouji_no_miya/status/1367139033495707648?s=21

# ? Mar 7, 2021 14:44

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/jdcmedlock/status/1368452134232977408

https://twitter.com/panarin_misha/status/1367233593257431050

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Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

From 1914: How will we dress in 1950?

https://twitter.com/wikivictorian/status/1368595653585219586?s=20

# ? Mar 7, 2021 18:07

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