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Captain Invictus posted:Goons describing the many, varied, ridiculous bugs in dwarf fortress will never not be incredible. let it be known to anyone who thinks this sounds like a grand old time: dwarf fortress and spacestation13 stories are vastly more entertaining than the games themselves. enjoy them for what they are and do not seek to experience them yourself. that path leads only to grief.
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Tashilicious posted:why would they patch this out Babies are terrible weapons. You aren't going to kill any enemies waving a floppy baby around. If the baby dies then the mom who saw her baby die will be sad and throw tantrums, and now that she doesn't have a baby she's carrying a real weapon when she goes into tantrum mode and things can get messy. If the mom dies the baby would usually starve to death because no one but the mother would feed a baby. It's a hassle. Eventually I became a sexist and just didn't let any married women in the military.
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 03:59 |
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Fable 2 was sort of like that. Saying you brought your husband and your wife to a ghost party where you got black out drunk on ghost ale and then woke up and couldn't find either of your spouses ever again, but the menu kept saying that were furious with you sounds a lot more fun than it was.
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Super Waffle posted:
holy poo poo that is the funniest thing i have read in many months, maybe even a year or more I never browse GIP because I am not a army person, but they produce some loving amazing comedy posts this is far from the first one quoted that made me loving LOSE IT laughing
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Sagebrush posted:let it be known to anyone who thinks this sounds like a grand old time: dwarf fortress and spacestation13 stories are vastly more entertaining than the games themselves. enjoy them for what they are and do not seek to experience them yourself. that path leads only to grief. True, these stories are cherry-picked from a very large pool that mostly involves nothing exciting happening and the games themselves are clunky and hard to learn. However, should you already be on a path of grief, such as EVE or retail work, give em a shot. What do you have to lose?
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DF requires a somewhat specific type of broken brain to really enjoy, and basically an index and notes to remember how to play consistently unless you make a lifestyle out of it. But it's basically built to be the great-granddaddy of sandbox games and there's kind of a shitload of genuine depth if you can grok it, it's hard to run out of stuff to do.
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Redczar posted:I’m the piece of California that isn’t in California Phlegmish posted:We have to stop this epidemic of people turning into increasingly abstract things Tree Goat posted:When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a humorous or unexpected attribute of a shared image.
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PurpleXVI posted:What's AFAB? I honestly haven't heard that term before. christmas boots posted:All Females Are Bastards. christmas boots posted:#DefundWomen
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Ghost Leviathan posted:DF requires a somewhat specific type of broken brain to really enjoy, and basically an index and notes to remember how to play consistently unless you make a lifestyle out of it. But it's basically built to be the great-granddaddy of sandbox games and there's kind of a shitload of genuine depth if you can grok it, it's hard to run out of stuff to do. Nah you can memorize the keyboard shortcuts and gameplay in an hour or two
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 11:31 |
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holy poo poo that is the funniest thing i have read in many months, maybe even a year or more I never browse GIP because I am not a army person, but they produce some loving amazing comedy posts this is far from the first one quoted that made me loving LOSE IT laughing [/quote] Read the idiots threads. Start with the goldmined one linked in the OP of the current one and work your way through. They’re amazing.
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 11:39 |
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blatman posted:just put some wine and vodka in a sodastream like a normal person
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# ? Jun 12, 2020 18:47 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The Shermator was a sophisticated sex-robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
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Big Beef City posted:let your meat brine for at least 4 hours in a standard brine (1 cup kosher salt 1 cup sugar to 1 gallon water).
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# ? Jun 12, 2020 19:57 |
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I think I've seen this Clips4Sale before.
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That is a powerful user name/post combo
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Kurnugia posted:hmm... perhaps the ai has watching too much furry porn?
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Son of Man posted:Click here to go to jail! ---> [ ] Epic High Five posted:
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zoux posted:It's been crazy to see like, the entire country have an epiphany about the Confederacy over like the last week "oh yeah these guys were pro-slavery traitors". Apprentice Dick posted:The point was to make MAGA bros dislike the names with terrorists they dislike, they would almost certainly like Fort Hitler. canyoneer posted:A lot of military installations have formal events throughout the year.
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# ? Jun 13, 2020 04:44 |
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Would you say tighty whities are like hitler, but for your balls?
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EorayMel posted:Would you say tighty whities are like hitler, but for your balls? Ugly, and your interest in them hampering your chances to successfully reproduce? I'm on board
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Alaois posted:does anybody on this website, even ironically, enjoy sleevelessposting. why is he kept around. i genuinely do not understand. Captain Hygiene posted:I enjoy their posts more than punching myself in the balls, and I thank god every day that I see a sleeveless post, preventing me from punching myself in the balls one more time
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# ? Jun 13, 2020 05:52 |
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More like painless
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RandomFerret posted:More like painless
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doctorfrog posted:Rember, rember!
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Stunning Honky posted:george w bush, keeping the Vietcong safely out of Dallas tinstaach posted:I think you'll find that protecting America by any means necessary in Dallas is a Bush family tradition
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President Beep posted:read about this on buzzfeed news
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acer r posted:O shite im high
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I'm pretty sure if you offer your teeth to your owner, you are no longer legally considered a slave, as you have been upgraded to indentured servant.
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Context: Twitter idiot talking about how slaves giving their teeth to George Washington for his dentures was a choice they willingly made.Hillary 2020 posted:https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1272581009473667073?s=21 Zulily Zoetrope posted:I'm pretty sure if you offer your teeth to your owner, you are no longer legally considered a slave, as you have been upgraded to indentured servant.
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I’m not sure, but I think there are innocent uses of that phrasing.
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Platystemon posted:I’m not sure, but I think there are innocent uses of that phrasing. Zulily is not the idiot here, it's just a combo of wit and pun is the reason why I quoted it.
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And, as always, that's a lie because you were sure. "Signs you’re about to make a big mistake: you find yourself typing “I’m not <X> but...”" Platystemon posted:I'm not sure, but I think there are innocent uses of that phrasing. Platystemon posted:I'm not sure, but
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PinheadSlim posted:Let he without a hosed up fetish cast the first stone LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:im not falling for that again, stonelover.
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Inceltown posted:All other things aside if someone doesn't notice you having sex with them then you're really bad at sex. oldpainless posted:When you do things right, people won’t even be sure you did anything at all
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TotalHell posted:It's like A Pup Named Scooby-Doo met FATAL and spawned a boardgame.
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Tree Bucket posted:This is bewildering.
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Pick posted:Sleepnir
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Prostitute Lover posted:IM A NOOOOB DICK Prostitute Lover posted:everybody here hates me and i keep coming back every single day
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ponds posted:I cannot believe that I got lured into posting on this lovely forum again.
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