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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I love me my artillery and ranged units, so Tomb Kings sound real good to me. Thanks for the responses

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Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

I wish Total Warhams was finished so I could play all these awesome fuckin races right now instead of waiting for unknown release dates :(

Like, I'm super excited for Lizardmen at the moment, but I feel like when I'm finally playing them, I'll end up being like "Yo it would be bomb as poo poo if I was Settra right now."

New Butt Order
Jun 20, 2017

Psycho Landlord posted:

I wish Total Warhams was finished so I could play all these awesome fuckin races right now instead of waiting for unknown release dates :(

Like, I'm super excited for Lizardmen at the moment, but I feel like when I'm finally playing them, I'll end up being like "Yo it would be bomb as poo poo if I was Settra right now."

Especially since the second game release is 50% elves, I'm more hype for the DLC releases than the base game.

Lizardmen and Skaven are more than enough to tie me over until then though.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

NewMars posted:

No, there's some placeholder vampire counts called the "Strigoi Empire" There. Which is very strange since Mourkaine, the actual Strigoi empire, was where the badlands now is.


Oh I thought the Necrarchs were tomb kings but apparently they are vampires.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Chaos is so good now

I was ambushed in this.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Turn 400 into Norsca. Killed everything, world in ruins, Chaos event never happened, so I'll never get the achievement.

uuuUUGH

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

jokes posted:

Turn 400 into Norsca. Killed everything, world in ruins, Chaos event never happened, so I'll never get the achievement.

uuuUUGH

You have to finish out one of the god's reps and then kill the three special stacks that spawn, then Archaon shows after that. It's not time based for Norsca.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


does anyone have a good page about skrolk? any cool stories about him? the whf wikia is horrible

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters

unwantedplatypus posted:

Here's hoping Surtha Ek is a TK legendary lord







or a rogue army full of different types of chariot

Settra and Khalida for LLs or riot.

I want to go on a vampire genocide crusade as Mummy the Vampire Slayer.

And I also want her skeleton archers that shoot HOLY SNAKES.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
It would be funny if they made it so you could never confederate or vassalize Settra, because Settra does not serve, he rules.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


did any of you guys ever read the clark ashton smith stories that tomb kings are kinda based on? the zothique ones with the kingdom of good guy mummies

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Captain Oblivious posted:

Settra and Khalida for LLs or riot.

I want to go on a vampire genocide crusade as Mummy the Vampire Slayer.

And I also want her skeleton archers that shoot HOLY SNAKES.

Khalida is probably not going to be a LL for 2. She is much more likely to appear in 3. Why? Because her city, Lybaras and her eternal enemy, Lahamia are both in Eastern Nekehara, which isn't on the map for 2 but would almost certainly be covered by the map for 3.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


if valkia isn't in 3 it'd be a loving crime

Gonkish
May 19, 2004

If Settra isn't the primary LL for TK I will figuratively poo poo bricks. Also, he better constantly bitch about NOT SERVING while literally being directed around by you for the entire game. He's Settra. He's the best.

New Butt Order
Jun 20, 2017
Unless they really change their approach, Settra's pretty much guaranteed to be the primary LL. That'd be like the Empire not having Karl Franz. Settra's the Tomb King of Kings.

Nephthys
Mar 27, 2010

Dartonus posted:

Lastly, some of their units have the rule Entombed Beneath The Sands, which let you have them burrow up at/near a point you designated on the battlefield. You may have seen people playing the Fallen Gates battle using an ability to summon Feral Cold Ones at a spot they chose - if Entombed is in, I'd imagine it would work similarly, albeit probably without the summoned unit health degen, as an Entombed unit is still part of your army.

One thing I'd like to see would be scarabs or scorpions that you can vanguard deploy in the set up stage that stay under the sand until after your opponent walks past them and then you can burst them forth and charge them into squishy targets at the right time. It would make people really paranoid fighting TK's.

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

In order to do Settra correctly he shouldn't even be a playable unit but just be a single unit stack on the map that you have to beg for action from and hope he goes the direction you want because SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Why the gently caress would the other wood elves burn down the special tree?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Amazons could still be added as a horde faction in a DLC. There seems to be plenty of room in Lustria for hordes to knock around in.

Fellblade
Apr 28, 2009

Krazyface posted:

Why the gently caress would the other wood elves burn down the special tree?

Elves gotta Elf.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Krazyface posted:

Why the gently caress would the other wood elves burn down the special tree?

Durthu would rather burn down the world tree than let some blood having elves within 300 miles of it.

Gejnor
Mar 14, 2005

Fun Shoe

wiegieman posted:

One thing to remember about TK is that they're super slow, and they need the buffs from their wizards to get around or be cost-effective in a fight. But, they can punch really far above their weight if they get away with magic.

Considering that Phoenixes have their stats or damage tied directly to your current winds of magic reserve they could easily do something similar for TK where all your basic units get bonuses to combatstats the higher your winds are so you'd have to balance magic usage vs good stats.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



This conjured up a mental image of Joe Skeleton going about his day in Nehekhara, minding his own business. Suddenly, an ebb in the winds of magic causes the spell reanimating him to peter out. He immediately and embarrassingly collapses into a heap of angry bones.

Cue sad trombone *womp womp*

Rookersh
Aug 19, 2010

Krazyface posted:

Why the gently caress would the other wood elves burn down the special tree?

It's lore appropriate.

The Wood Elfs are loving dumbasses and suck. Go Durthu and slaughter even the dumb elves.

e: If they don't get Settra and Khalida I will yell very angrily at CA. Also I hope one of Settra's lines is just his assistant trying desperately to announce all of his titles.

Like I'm mad enough about Thanquol. Yeah yeah Pestilins is one of the big 4 and is the big rats of Lustria, but they also loving suck and are super boring, and Skolk is a joke lord. Let's get some Skryre up in here and bring out homeboy Thanquol. THEY INVENTED THE CELLPHONE. IT'S CALLED THE FARSQUEEKER. THEY HAVE A SKAVEN MONORAIL IN SKAVENBLIGHT FOR CLAN SKRYRE USE ONLY. gently caress stupid dumb disease rats.

who the gently caress are these pestilins fans they need to appeal to.

like gently caress, skolk is SO BAD. at least be Nurglitch please. That I can live with, Nurglitch is a crazy loving ratman and I'd be stoked to be him.

On the other hand, Mor is a great choice. A completely loyal Skaven clan that doesn't tuck and run at the first sign of trouble because of their loyalty to their brothers/cause/lords. Any internal clan assassinations are judged by how useful the murdered was. If they were a useful/good member of the clan, the assassin is considered a traitor and put to death. If they were a useless/fuckup the assassin is hailed as a true patriot and given their position. It's cut back the rate of assassinations to half that of any other clan, and usually only fuckup leaders get assassinated in Mors.

Rookersh fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Aug 15, 2017

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
I ran a Pestilens army back in the day :colbert:

Zwiebel
Feb 19, 2011

Hi!
My big plan for Total Warhammer II is to just wait until I can pick it up on a sale, as I'm usually quite happy to wait things out, but I'd probably get tempted if they'd include Tomb Kings before I can pick it up for cheap.
Waiting for a good sale on the original Total Warhammer was the right choice for me, as I wouldn't have liked this game as much with just the original four races and none of the free DLC, but ancient not-Egyptian skeleton kingdoms is just too good.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Zwiebel posted:

My big plan for Total Warhammer II is to just wait until I can pick it up on a sale, as I'm usually quite happy to wait things out, but I'd probably get tempted if they'd include Tomb Kings before I can pick it up for cheap.
Waiting for a good sale on the original Total Warhammer was the right choice for me, as I wouldn't have liked this game as much with just the original four races and none of the free DLC, but ancient not-Egyptian skeleton kingdoms is just too good.

I'm getting it just for the lizardmen. Who cares what skaven clans are playable, one rat screaming on Sotek's altar as a skink carves its heart out is much the same as any other.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Rookersh posted:

It's lore appropriate.

The Wood Elfs are loving dumbasses and suck. Go Durthu and slaughter even the dumb elves.

e: If they don't get Settra and Khalida I will yell very angrily at CA. Also I hope one of Settra's lines is just his assistant trying desperately to announce all of his titles.

Like I'm mad enough about Thanquol. Yeah yeah Pestilins is one of the big 4 and is the big rats of Lustria, but they also loving suck and are super boring, and Skolk is a joke lord. Let's get some Skryre up in here and bring out homeboy Thanquol. THEY INVENTED THE CELLPHONE. IT'S CALLED THE FARSQUEEKER. THEY HAVE A SKAVEN MONORAIL IN SKAVENBLIGHT FOR CLAN SKRYRE USE ONLY. gently caress stupid dumb disease rats.

who the gently caress are these pestilins fans they need to appeal to.

like gently caress, skolk is SO BAD. at least be Nurglitch please. That I can live with, Nurglitch is a crazy loving ratman and I'd be stoked to be him.

On the other hand, Mor is a great choice. A completely loyal Skaven clan that doesn't tuck and run at the first sign of trouble because of their loyalty to their brothers/cause/lords. Any internal clan assassinations are judged by how useful the murdered was. If they were a useful/good member of the clan, the assassin is considered a traitor and put to death. If they were a useless/fuckup the assassin is hailed as a true patriot and given their position. It's cut back the rate of assassinations to half that of any other clan, and usually only fuckup leaders get assassinated in Mors.

WOW this post has bad Skaven opinions.

Also idk where goons are getting the idea that Settra wouldn't be featured in TK. It'd be like missing out on Grimgor or Karl Franz.

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Aug 15, 2017

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...



a madman's ravings...

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Gonkish posted:

If Settra isn't the primary LL for TK I will figuratively poo poo bricks. Also, he better constantly bitch about NOT SERVING while literally being directed around by you for the entire game. He's Settra. He's the best.

there is literally no chance settra is not the primary LL for TK

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Whorelord posted:



a madman's ravings...

Man, pontus is gonna be great

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fangz posted:

Man, pontus is gonna be great

Mithradates' bloodlust knows no bounds.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Whorelord posted:



a madman's ravings...

Ha. Could anyone more familiar with Skaven lore say what the machine with green flame and the terrible creature are? Warpfire Throwers and Verminlords?

It would be pretty funny if CA kept this tone up forever. Even after release. Like, on the physical game box, it said something like, "Conquer the New World and the Southlands as four fantastic and unique factions: the depraved Dark Elves, the proud High Elves, and the enigmatic Lizardmen."

William Bear fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Aug 15, 2017

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

William Bear posted:

Ha. Could anyone more familiar with Skaven lore say what the machine with green flame and the terrible creature are?

All of them! :pseudo:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
The terrible monster could be a Hellpit Abomination.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Mordja posted:

The terrible monster could be a Hellpit Abomination.

Or a rat ogre.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Rookersh posted:

It's lore appropriate.

The Wood Elfs are loving dumbasses and suck. Go Durthu and slaughter even the dumb elves.

e: If they don't get Settra and Khalida I will yell very angrily at CA. Also I hope one of Settra's lines is just his assistant trying desperately to announce all of his titles.

Like I'm mad enough about Thanquol. Yeah yeah Pestilins is one of the big 4 and is the big rats of Lustria, but they also loving suck and are super boring, and Skolk is a joke lord. Let's get some Skryre up in here and bring out homeboy Thanquol. THEY INVENTED THE CELLPHONE. IT'S CALLED THE FARSQUEEKER. THEY HAVE A SKAVEN MONORAIL IN SKAVENBLIGHT FOR CLAN SKRYRE USE ONLY. gently caress stupid dumb disease rats.

who the gently caress are these pestilins fans they need to appeal to.

like gently caress, skolk is SO BAD. at least be Nurglitch please. That I can live with, Nurglitch is a crazy loving ratman and I'd be stoked to be him.

On the other hand, Mor is a great choice. A completely loyal Skaven clan that doesn't tuck and run at the first sign of trouble because of their loyalty to their brothers/cause/lords. Any internal clan assassinations are judged by how useful the murdered was. If they were a useful/good member of the clan, the assassin is considered a traitor and put to death. If they were a useless/fuckup the assassin is hailed as a true patriot and given their position. It's cut back the rate of assassinations to half that of any other clan, and usually only fuckup leaders get assassinated in Mors.

:prepop:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/897446824461598720
Definitely Pontus.

peer
Jan 17, 2004

this is not what I wanted
Plague rats are the best rats, Skryre are lame. Go suck on a poison globe.

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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Psycho Landlord posted:

You have to finish out one of the god's reps and then kill the three special stacks that spawn, then Archaon shows after that. It's not time based for Norsca.

Only two spawned, and one of them was killed instantly by main man Throgg. In any event I have to re-do to get my cheevos.

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