TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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My Face When: Nov 28, 2012; Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Did he jsut discuss the NATO states after saying he wouldn't protect the Baltics from Russia?

GTFO Trump.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:01

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:44

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

Holy poo poo my irony meter is off the charts

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:01

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Quidam Viator posted:

Everyone seems to know what's wrong with me. I'm SINCERE in my desire for this terror to befall us all. This is my fuckin candidate. DEATH TO AMERICA: TRUMP 2016

you're a terrible human being

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:01

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Hahaha, gotta get the black vote up to 2%

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

ANYONE WHO ENDORSES VIOLENCE, HATRED OR OPPRESSION

IS NOT WELCOME IN OUR COUNTRY AND NEVER EVER WILL BE

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

mlmp08 posted:

loving lol, Hillary's plan is "win in Syria/Iraq" then "win everywhere" then "also defend the homeland"

Thank you for the plan, Hillary. At least Trump's dumbass plan is funny.

Still more detailed than Trump's

So whyt he gently caress arre you welcome here?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

The tone and cadence he uses when reading a prepared teleprompter speech is EXACTLY like the Trump Steaks commercial.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

My Face When posted:

Did he jsut discuss the NATO states after saying he wouldn't protect the Baltics from Russia?

GTFO Trump.

he said that same thing earlier

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

They need to always leak Trump's speeches so we can follow along on when he jumps the rails. Its the only thing keeping me engaged and sane.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

so will you be showing yourself out, then?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Its so jarringly obvious when he goes on or off prompter. Two entirely different speaking voices.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Love how he says 'Latino'

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

https://twitter.com/TheBriefing2016/status/756323093065465856

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

GreyjoyBastard posted:

ANYONE WHO ENDORSES VIOLENCE, HATRED OR OPPRESSION

IS NOT WELCOME IN OUR COUNTRY AND NEVER EVER WILL BE

Get the gently caress out, Don

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Quidam Viator posted:

Everyone seems to know what's wrong with me. I'm SINCERE in my desire for this terror to befall us all. This is my fuckin candidate. DEATH TO AMERICA: TRUMP 2016

Please look away if this will offend you
TRUMP!
*CLICK*

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

ANYONE WHO ENDORSES VIOLENCE, HATRED OR OPPRESSION

IS NOT WELCOME IN OUR COUNTRY AND NEVER EVER WILL BE

*unless they're white

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

He has a shiny slick of spittle on his chin.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

"Anyone who endorses violence, hatred or oppression is not welcome in our country and never will be."

That did not get a lot of applause.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

one million dollars bought this speech

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

i love the smooth transition

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Nth Doctor: Sep 7, 2010; Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!

Anyone who endorses violence, hatred, or oppression has no place in our country.

Where are you headed, Don?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

paranoid randroid posted:

so will you be showing yourself out, then?

i helped him in this endeavor

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

MY AFRICAN AMERICAN FRIEND

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:02

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/756323086186614785

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

My Face When: Nov 28, 2012; Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Here we go on illegal immigrants.

My heart, I don't know if it can take it.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

Dr.Zeppelin: Dec 5, 2003

god this is barely half over

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

The Glumslinger posted:

Get the gently caress out, Don

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

Syntaxed: Feb 20, 2004

LAH-TEE-NOSE

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

We have to solve it!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

blugu64 posted:

Somebody post a gif of the trump air quotes

It will never be as good as " Health of the mother "

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

The Glumslinger posted:

Still more detailed than Trump's

So whyt he gently caress arre you welcome here?

Oh boy you played the drinking game too hard. Or maybe not hard enough.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

This is getting unhinged

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

I've rolled my eyes at the hyperbolic cries of 'Fascist!' about Trump up to this point but

uh

this is pretty loving fascist

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

We have to solve it!

ONE FINAL TIME!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Trump's not saying anything substantial on the economy, the issue most people care about, he's just saying a bunch of vaguely racist and fearmongering stuff. Please god let hillary make it through the election without a massive scandal that hands trump the mantle.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

Pellisworth: Jun 20, 2005

frankenfreak posted:

I guess they inserted something about NATO because they had to address that issue in some way or another.

sorry NATO members but you have to suck America's dick harder than you have been if you expect us to honor our treaty commitments

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

My Face When posted:

Here we go on illegal immigrants.

My heart, I don't know if it can take it.

be strong

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

mikemil828: May 15, 2008; A man who has said too much

Not a bad Lincoln cosplay.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

MasterSitsu: Nov 23, 2013

At the start of his speech he said he was going to make America be known for its generosity and its warmth.

Good god.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:03

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neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/TheBriefing2016/status/756323093065465856

cool you've posted this twitter feed about a dozen times in less than an hour :allears:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:04

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