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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

My Linux Rig posted:

kill youresaelf

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Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

My Linux Rig posted:

and all of western civilization was initially built on the back of slaves and warlords so I guess the only moral thing to do now is kill yourself

"everyone is morally complicit to a certain extent, which means i, personally, am not complicit when i directly participate in a grotesquely exploitative and racist/sexist industry"

not a good look, my dude

also, please don't encourage suicide

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yesterday i had really bad heartburn and it's kinda poo poo that it wasn't a myocardial infarction coz that would solve a poo poo load of problems

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

echinopsis posted:

yesterday i had really bad heartburn and it's kinda poo poo that it wasn't a myocardial infarction coz that would solve a poo poo load of problems

Your posting, for one?

Please don't die. :(

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

is your whole gimmick that you're irritating? cause if it is then you've mastered it good job

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

My Linux Rig posted:

is your whole gimmick that you're irritating? cause if it is then you've mastered it good job

Are you new here?

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

My Linux Rig posted:

is your whole gimmick that you're irritating? cause if it is then you've mastered it good job

my "gimmick" is that i am correct

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
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The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

SRQ posted:

capital is the illness and the tech industry is one of many symptoms.
finance is basically pure capital
ergo the source problem is closer to finance than tech.

How long did it take you to figure that out

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Stymie posted:

my "gimmick" is that i am correct

i thought it was you were a furry with those dog tits in your avatar

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

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mega agreedo

akadajet posted:

i thought it was you were a furry with those dog tits in your avatar

nah other people buy me that av when i make them mad

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
http://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/900836069440012288

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lmao no way. for 1k it should have both an audio in and out jack.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



this was supposed to go here

TIM C'S COCK!!!

https://twitter.com/UMAD/status/900776738711621633

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's actually a samsung galaxy 8

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Vintersorg posted:

this was supposed to go here

TIM C'S COCK!!!

https://twitter.com/UMAD/status/900776738711621633

lol

ufarn
May 30, 2009
me reading all the apple news itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

oh cool 150 new posts in the Apple thread, wonder what's n...
😞

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

oh cool 150 new posts in the Apple thread, wonder what's n...
😞

oh cool 1 new post in the Apple thread, wonder what's n...

:butt:

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Dislike button posted:

oh cool 1 new post in the Apple thread, wonder what's n...

:butt:

oh cool 1 new post in the Apple thread, wonder what's n...

:pervert:

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Stymie posted:

my "gimmick" is that i am correct

i, too, frequently confuse myself with shaggar

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
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oh cool 150 new posts in the Apple thread, wonder what’s n...
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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Vintersorg posted:

this was supposed to go here

TIM C'S COCK!!!

https://twitter.com/UMAD/status/900776738711621633

He's using a Google Pixel now

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
where’s that pic of the iPhone 5 extrapolated taller and taller until it’s like a lightsaber

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Vintersorg posted:

this was supposed to go here

TIM C'S COCK!!!

https://twitter.com/UMAD/status/900776738711621633

its an iphone 7 with a case that adds the headphone jack

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Perplx posted:

its an iphone 7 with a case that adds the headphone jack

ufarn
May 30, 2009

Perplx posted:

its an iphone 7 with a case that adds the headphone jack
and an external battery

timb seems like the kind of person who'd buy a screen protector

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
timb seems like the kind of guy who would use inferior glass so you have to buy a screen protector

pram
Jun 10, 2001

My Linux Rig posted:

is your whole gimmick that you're irritating? cause if it is then you've mastered it good job

makes u think

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Vintersorg posted:

this was supposed to go here

TIM C'S COCK!!!

https://twitter.com/UMAD/status/900776738711621633

mmm would love to dig deep in that pocket and play with that big hard bulge in his pants

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
and afterwards he could maybe give me a sneak peek of the phone

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
tim has such a lack of style that he carries around a stupid giantphone that ruins the line of his slacks

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/428141250228006912

thebigcow
Jan 3, 2001

Bully!
It *could* be a check book.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

thebigcow posted:

It *could* be a check book.

it could also be a large rectangular dong

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

thebigcow posted:

It *could* be a check book.

personally I think it's a giant vape which he uses to create his own iCloud :2bong:

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

thebigcow posted:

It *could* be a check book.

even more embarrassing

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
i know if i was tim cook i'd walk around with a checkbook in my pants to troller bloggers

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

maskenfreiheit posted:

i know if i was tim cook i'd walk around with a checkbook in my pants to troller bloggers

for all the times Apple Pay fails to work

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skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

lol if you dont have disney themed checks

just lol

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