cyberslick posted:

Hey everyone, my names chris, got told to sign up for this crazy forum by Goku from AoC in Deathwhisper.

I'm 20, I work from home (I own two internet marketing companies), and have a ton of free time, which I usually kill with games like this, or drinking, and often both.

My in game name is aavalonst, and right now im a 23 dark templar.

I look forward to getting to know all of you, and laying down some serious work on scrubs.

Later!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted:

EorayMel posted:

bike tory posted:

Oh so if this trend of giving people the day off catches on, how long before I can start doing Juneteenth sales without it being tacky and offensive? Asking for a capitalist

really looking forward to "celebrate the end of slavery with these great bargains"

tribbledirigible posted:

Everything 40% off!

Admiralty Flag posted:

Holy loving poo poo dude I don't know whether to applaud or unbookmark

HPanda posted:

Vote 3 and move on.

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's me! LurkerX!

Inceltown posted:

Inceltown posted:

Inceltown posted:

Do it ironically posted:

Hey there D’elia, what’s it like in federal prison
I’m a thousand miles away, and also I don’t gently caress children
Like you do

T-man posted:

The year is 2069. I'm breaking into a police station, kept resplendent by liberals attempting to preserve their sacred token. None remain, however, and I am looking for a prize. The beanbags, once an outdated tool for police, hold a prize greater than any scavenged soylent goon.

Hours later my crude lockpick opens the storage locker in the back. I open the less lethal munitition with my human bone knife. It it plastic, the beans useless for both eating and planting.

"If only I had listened to T-man! It's not fair, it's not fair!"

My words echo in the empty room, and no more is said that day.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Where's the funny quote? Unless the joke is someone was conceited enough to write that seriously.

Platystemon posted:

I thought it was funny.

oldpainless posted:

Really this thread should be “post your favorite quotes” because the funny part is subjective but everyone is entitled to their favorites

oldpainless posted:

Really this thread should be “post your favorite quotes” because the funny part is subjective but everyone is entitled to their favorites

Captain Hygiene posted:

Nah it can still be funny quotes but I volunteer to arbitrate whether they count, and probate people who don't meet my standards

Platystemon posted:

Hmm we’ve done worse in mods.

Tell us your opinions about Star Trek, genocide, and palling around with terrorists.

Platystemon posted:

I thought it was funny.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Terrorists bad, genocide bad, some Star Trek bad

Phlegmish posted:

I'm afraid you don't have what it takes to become a mod

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Where's the funny quote? Unless the joke is someone was conceited enough to write that seriously.

Inceltown posted:

I'm sorry that the image of someone in the post covid climate apocalypse hearing the fireside chat of police having vast stores of bean bags and deciding to bust into an old police station in the hopes of being able to grow new crops isn't funny to you.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Yeah, see, it was lacking this specific context. With that context, it is indeed funny. Without context, however, it comes across as a slightly-odd egotistical rant.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Yeah, see, it was lacking this specific context. With that context, it is indeed funny. Without context, however, it comes across as a slightly-odd egotistical rant.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I don't care about whether the quotes are funny or not I'm just here for the oldpainless zingers.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I don't care about whether the quotes are funny or not I'm just here for the oldpainless zingers.

bell jar posted:

Scholtz posted:

is the jail cell Rib Kid lives in (after committing a justified murder) called the "Rib Cage"?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/QueasyPersonalGartersnake-mobile.mp4

mycot posted:

I'm just tired of the general school of internet criticism of going by how much hosed up stuff it has in it, as opposed to Good Things, which do not have anything complicated or troubling in any way. hosed up poo poo is bad in real life because it's, like, real.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

we get it already, your hard drive is the lolicon Necronomicon

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Pardot posted:

or at least 128 bit video game consoles

like 80s and 90s was all about doubling up those bits, but then what we get to 64 and just stop? fuckin boring as hell. give me more bits

r u ready to WALK posted:

do you really need to address more than eighteen quintillion, four hundred and forty-six quadrillion, seven hundred and forty-four trillion, seventy-three billion, seven hundred and nine million, five hundred and fifty-two thousand, six hundred and sixteen bytes of memory though

Jonny 290 posted:

we've got to weigh your mom somehow

OldSenileGuy posted:

Recently rearranged my bedroom, and the one problem with the new layout is there’s nowhere to put the projector. But there is a perfect blank wall right in front of the bed. A little MacGuyver’ing later and, voila



Benq1070 + shower mirror + cardboard + toothpick = homemade ultra short throw projector. Sure, I’ve got the keystone correction set to the max and it’s still pretty skewed, but it’s good enough for watching Frasier or Simpsons reruns before I go to sleep.

Is there any actual product out there to achieve what I’m doing here, ideally with better results?

Sir Nose posted:

A tv?

Kitfox88 posted:

ChubbyChecker posted:

your mom jokes never get old

unlike ur mom, who is like, really old