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Time Flies When You’re Feeding An Addiction To Internet Pornography Over Which You No Longer Have Any Control Jesus Christ.
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Our Annual Back To School Issue
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Mother Surprised Son Needs So Much Ammunition For First Day Of School Welp, I can't wait to start my student teaching next week!
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The really sad thing about that article is that I can't tell if the son is planning a school shooting, or is afraid there's going to be a school shooting.
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Sagebrush posted:goons.html More specifically, 
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Here's a somewhat obscure reference: Study: People Far Away From You Not Actually Smaller The original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0
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ultrafilter posted:Here's a somewhat obscure reference: Study: People Far Away From You Not Actually Smaller There are going to be so many literally unbelievable entries for this article.
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Here Are All Of My Opinions
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Aug 26, 2013 06:20
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The Onion correctly predicts the future once again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOgj2etJs3Y
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Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning
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Aug 26, 2013 21:53
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I see that, and raise you World Stunned by Girl in Underwear at MTV Video Music Awards
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Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day
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Here's a whole blog full of people on Facebook not realizing that Onion articles are satire. http://literallyunbelievable.org/tagged/popular 
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NESguerilla posted:Here's a whole blog full of people on Facebook not realizing that Onion articles are satire. The day that a page called "All Juggalos" outwitted me would be a dark one indeed.
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Especially when their Facebook post specifically said that the source was a comedy newspaper and not a real journalistic enterprise.
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Thought this rant was kind of funny.https://twitter.com/forbesmm/ posted:STFU, you BEGGED for this. RT @TheOnion: Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns http://onion.com/15fjZkn quote:Aug 2013: Obama Deeply Concerned After Syrians Gassed To Death On White House Lawn http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-deeply-concerned-after-syrians-gassed-to-dea,33590/?ref=auto …
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Especially since Sunday night, Some Stupid Thing Making The Rounds Among Your Facebook Friends Today has been spot on.
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Entire Nation Pitches In To Save Yosemitequote:YOSEMITE VILLAGE, CA—With a can-do spirit and repeated chants of “Let’s save America’s park!” folks from every corner of this great nation packed a bag, hopped on a plane, and joined together in a race against time Tuesday to rescue Yosemite from record-setting wildfires, sources confirmed. “We’ve only got one Yosemite, guys! Let’s do this!” said Toledo-area volunteer Jacob Sloan, 58, echoing the sentiments of all 316 million Americans, people from every race, creed, and color who put their differences aside and came together as one to douse the fire with buckets of water, their faces covered in ash and their eyes full of hope. “This bucket’s for the mountain lions, and this one’s for the bighorn sheep. And this one? This one’s for one of the most glorious, most beautiful creations on God’s green earth, Yosemite! Put your backs into it, friends! She’s a miracle worth fighting for!” At press time, the fire was out and a true national treasure had been saved. If only...
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Awkward New International Student Saw His Entire Family Murdered In The Congo
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Most Used Words In The ‘I Have A Dream’ Speech
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This belongs here: Nintendo Announces 2DS
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internet celebrity posted:This belongs here: Nintendo Announces 2DS I was certain this was an Onion-like story on IGN, then I saw it in a CNN article. It's on Nintendo's website too! Why???????
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The two sides of The Onion: Side A: So, What's It Going To Be? by Bashar al-Assad, which categorically outlines that the U.S. is, quite simply, in a no-win scenario. Side B: Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War
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CNN decided they needed to deny writing the editorial. http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/cnncom-managing-editor-denies-writing-edito
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Jet Jaguar posted:CNN decided they needed to deny writing the editorial. http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/cnncom-managing-editor-denies-writing-edito This is kind of off topic, but what the gently caress is that site? There's an article that refers to Martin Luther King III "co-opt the legacy of Martin Luther King into a modern day liberal agenda" and another about a Texas Representative is saying that liberals are using vaccines to cull the population.
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Lamar Odom Representative Denies Basketball Player Missing
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I'm a few days late here, but I want to buy The Onion a beer for this one. This is the most effectively scathing slap-in-the-face regarding the current state of CNN that I've seen.
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pookerbug posted:I'm a few days late here, but I want to buy The Onion a beer for this one. It's more the state of American media and the appetite of the audience. This article isn't blaming CNN for its content, it's blaming the audience. This isn't the Onion but it makes a similar point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY
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zoux posted:It's more the state of American media and the appetite of the audience. This article isn't blaming CNN for its content, it's blaming the audience. They didn't say who it's a slap in the face to.
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Word Search On Box Of Frosted Mini-Wheats loving Impossiblepre:BMLMXWEBOSKETCQ WRPIYELDEMSVADG JDULMBZVHWTRROB ZYVKNQBRBHLADHQ WUAGHJVXCYTASRY ABALFIEJLOEHBXA QROIKFLEOSKLIZH UCJQDRIDIALRQUT HQZAFJKTEJOXGBR BRVETOOFALNAEJE XEOWSBEASTFQZPB
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It looks like there's some kind of hidden message in there?quote:BMLMXWEBOSKETCQ
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9 Things Introverts Do All the Time Fantastic.
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Pick posted:9 Things Introverts Do All the Time This is fantastic. There are a bunch of people on Facebook who constantly post those stupid "introvert" things, and they must see this. Let's hope it drives them even further into their shell.
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I think I'm going to write that letter to Mark.
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He seems very friendly at least to me.
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I was a bit disappointed they didn't find a way to shoehorn Alan Alda in there though.
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Ishamael posted:This is fantastic. There are a bunch of people on Facebook who constantly post those stupid "introvert" things, and they must see this. Let's hope it drives them even further into their shell. 13 signs you may be an introvert: You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. Security is one of your major goals in life. Bam, instant listicle linkbait.
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Bricks Goddamned Everywhere, Reports Psychotic Studyquote:While authorities nationwide have confirmed no sightings of 5,000-foot brick walls suddenly appearing out of nowhere or armies of bricks camping outside one’s front door waiting for the homeowner to emerge, researchers said there are a few tactics one can employ so as not to frustrate or anger the bricks.
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All on Black posted:I was a bit disappointed they didn't find a way to shoehorn Alan Alda in there though. They haven't done that for the past, what, 10? 15? lists.
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Babe Magnet posted:They haven't done that for the past, what, 10? 15? lists. More like 3.
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