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Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Bust Rodd posted:

POTUS Donny Yeeze Triggidy

Confirmed LOL

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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
er dudes, i heard that donald jelly trump is the actual IRL president of the united states of america


hmbol

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

gender illusionist posted:

er dudes, i heard that donald jelly trump is the actual IRL president of the united states of america


hmbol

Remember when he read a prepared speech, and didn't scoop his pants? And media fell over each other proclaiming that now, indeed, Donald Jamboree Trump was fully presidential?

Lol!

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Viruswithshoes posted:

Maybe she'll like his tweet in response

Apparently not. The only tweet liked by her personal account (other than the wall) is "Hello Twitter". Sad!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

lilljonas posted:

Remember when he read a prepared speech, and didn't scoop his pants? And media fell over each other proclaiming that now, indeed, Donald Jamboree Trump was fully presidential?

Lol!

They only started calling him presidential once he started bombing other countries. Almost as if the media had some sort of outside agenda...

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

lilljonas posted:

Remember when he read a prepared speech, and didn't scoop his pants? And media fell over each other proclaiming that now, indeed, Donald Jamboree Trump was fully presidential?

Lol!

They were also slobbering all over his dick when he dropped the MOAB.

:wow:

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

LordSloth posted:

Apparently not. The only tweet liked by her personal account (other than the wall) is "Hello Twitter". Sad!

Well, there was that one time she liked a tweet linking to an article about how the presidency was ruining their marriage and she hated Donald.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

turn off the TV posted:

Well, there was that one time she liked a tweet linking to an article about how the presidency was ruining their marriage and she hated Donald.

Don't you go lolsplainin' to me, kiddo.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Shadow0 posted:

I still don't understand how giving people less ice cream than you does anything except build resentment. Giving people extra ice cream instead seems like it would do what Trump wants. I mean I know it's some stupid power 80s guy move, but I just can't get over how stupid it is.

My hot take on 2 Scoops:

It's not a power play at all. He's just a gross fat rear end who wants to eat extra ice cream after dinner. Him having more than everyone else didn't even occur to him, and if someone were to bring it up he'd say something like "If they wanted more ice cream they should have just asked!"

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

lilljonas posted:

Remember when he read a prepared speech, and didn't scoop his pants? And media fell over each other proclaiming that now, indeed, Donald Jamboree Trump was fully presidential?

Lol!

I still don't get why CNN, MSN et al. did that. Like, what were they expecting to get out of being nice to Trump for once? "He did a good job, but he'll have to prove himself for longer than just a 90-minute-speech" would have sufficed

*edit: forgot the MOAB episode. tv news are trash all around lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

timp posted:

My hot take on 2 Scoops:

It's not a power play at all. He's just a gross fat rear end who wants to eat extra ice cream after dinner. Him having more than everyone else didn't even occur to him, and if someone were to bring it up he'd say something like "If they wanted more ice cream they should have just asked!"

This is how I feel as well, simplest explanation being the most likely, etc

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

With all of the stories about how obsessed he is with being a good host it really makes sense.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Al_Drago/status/863767223684476928



Ah there it is. The lol of the loving day hahahah

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
Is he still wearing those MAGA hats even after the election? lol

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

revmoo posted:

Is he still wearing those MAGA hats even after the election? lol

He got a great deal on them, why not?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

revmoo posted:

Is he still wearing those MAGA hats even after the election? lol

Wind. Hair. Make America Guffaw Again.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

revmoo posted:

Is he still wearing those MAGA hats even after the election? lol

I mean he's still going on about his electoral victory and having rallies so...

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

revmoo posted:

Is he still wearing those MAGA hats even after the election? lol

Why wouldn't he? His mission hasn't changed, why should his mission statement?

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

happyhippy posted:

Wind. Hair. Make America Guffaw Again.

Me Away Golfing Again

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Why wouldn't he? His mission hasn't changed, why should his mission statement?

The hmbols are coming from inside the thread

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Coral Reefer posted:

https://twitter.com/Al_Drago/status/863767223684476928



Ah there it is. The lol of the loving day hahahah

Lazy Obama always playing golf!

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i bet more than a few people breathe a sigh of relief when they know hes occupied playing golf

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Skypie posted:

The hmbols are coming from inside the thread

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Mackers posted:

Me Away Golfing Again

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Skypie posted:

The hmbols are coming from inside the thread

:piaa:

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
i can't help but feel i'd feel better about this whole "Donald Jonah and the Whale Trump is President" thing if i were obscenely rich and didn't have to worry about anything, ever

Rockybar
Sep 3, 2008

https://youtu.be/mvPIvoJkmGs

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

ROFL Octopus posted:

I mean he's still going on about his electoral victory and having rallies so...

lol this is as far as his plan took him

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/863880177465602048

Thank you Lord Jesus for President Trump.

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

what the poo poo is that mess

loving LOL someone get me a stroke patient with megalomania to translate for me, maybe someone from Freep

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

that is very poorly written lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jel Shaker posted:

i bet more than a few people breathe a sigh of relief when they know hes occupied playing golf

Hassan was right....

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Chinatown posted:

that is very poorly written lol

the speechwriter was probably a loving real estate guy.

also, i read "evidence-based" in something from the WH... lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Uh I hope goons aren't trying to poo poo on Trump for trying to pass mandatory paid maternity leave laws, considering liberals didn't even try to pass it.

I know broken clocks etc etc but this is a very good thing.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

armchairyoda posted:

the speechwriter was probably a loving real estate guy.

also, i read "evidence-based" in something from the WH... lol

The speech writer is this guy, no poo poo:



no, really!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

I fully expect for the phrase 'fully paid maternity leave' to be scrubbed from this on the WH website soon.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

The speech writer is this guy, no poo poo:



no, really!

Reminder that he's literally considered to be a millenial.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Flesh Forge posted:

The speech writer is this guy, no poo poo:



no, really!

This weirdo whined about his classmates getting laid and also told latinos to speak american.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

do u know jenny posted:

Uh I hope goons aren't trying to poo poo on Trump for trying to pass mandatory paid maternity leave laws, considering liberals didn't even try to pass it.

I know broken clocks etc etc but this is a very good thing.

uhh I hope you aren't actually believing he's going to do anything more than blow hot air

because lol

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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Porque no los dos?

no confianza en Los Medios

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