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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
lol

https://twitter.com/GodlyRecord/status/1564033327639691267?t=CcDu2QhqM_V2GsR7Cy9_Mw&s=19

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/PepsWrestling/status/1564029520927236099

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


I actually laughed really hard at this, heard it in Don's voice and everything

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/WRESTLECringe/status/1564216239844741120

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

This is nasty

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.




C'mon that's gotta be the new thread title

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Maybe don't post this the day after Nakajima breaks someone's jaw with a mistimed kick? https://twitter.com/noahglobal/status/1564326489772138496?t=x1jCoxtdl1WJ1wERNa7bWQ&s=19

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Has this been posted yet?

https://twitter.com/Bongledonk/status/1564095825894150146?s=20&t=PxdjiVGWt2yb1FVfQSKolw

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Lamuella posted:

Maybe don't post this the day after Nakajima breaks someone's jaw with a mistimed kick? https://twitter.com/noahglobal/status/1564326489772138496?t=x1jCoxtdl1WJ1wERNa7bWQ&s=19

I mean it was clearly an accident. Also breaking someone’s jaw with a kick proves he is the best striker.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


This loving rules

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1564329246616608776?s=21&t=OzZt2iMAvhUvZ84Nps60mA

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Shard posted:

This loving rules

The selling from both those guys was so awesome

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


The_Rob posted:

I mean it was clearly an accident. Also breaking someone’s jaw with a kick proves he is the best striker.

I mean yeah, but it would be like putting up a tweet about Matt Hardy as a high flier and a daredevil the day after All Out 2020.

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
https://twitter.com/ChameleonPw/status/1564346826664337410

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

What in the gently caress is an electric current bazooka?!?

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddtproENG/status/1564602921647427584

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
only one way to find out

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

SG Bamboo posted:

What in the gently caress is an electric current bazooka?!?

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddtproENG/status/1564602921647427584

I have no idea but I am here for it

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Did Takeshita always do crazy gimmick matches like this in DDT? Or is this a new thing?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
No, but DDT are big fans of crazy gimmick matches.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Suppose it speaks to how DDT pilled I am that the first three didn't even raise an eyebrow. I'm like 'yep, this is all pretty standa-a bazooka? :aaa:"

Dango Bango posted:

Did Takeshita always do crazy gimmick matches like this in DDT? Or is this a new thing?

He's definitely done the street wrestling silliness before, but has never gone full deathmatch like his partner Shunma afaik

SG Bamboo fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Aug 30, 2022

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

SG Bamboo posted:

What in the gently caress is an electric current bazooka?!?

When you fire it, Raiden flies out.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
it's the most up-to-date electric bazooka

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I think Shunma's brand of deathmatch silliness would go over extremely well in the US.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


In fairness, a current blast Deathmatch isn't exactly far from the standard DDT extreme silliness like the Tokyo Dome match 37KAMIINA had, Maki Itoh has even done one IIRC

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

forkboy84 posted:

In fairness, a current blast Deathmatch isn't exactly far from the standard DDT extreme silliness like the Tokyo Dome match 37KAMIINA had, Maki Itoh has even done one IIRC

Yep, she and Hikari were part of an 8-person one at last year's Peter Pan

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



*deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://twitter.com/Fightful/status/1564644256303968256?t=CtJuqBnKAW8lgb2oh7-iVA&s=19

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bonk posted:

When you fire it, Raiden flies out.


AREBAUGADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
HUDDA BABALAY

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



Who leaked my nxt name?! :mad:

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

SG Bamboo posted:

What in the gently caress is an electric current bazooka?!?

A taser the size of a potato gun

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
:3:

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1564470678874689536

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

SG Bamboo posted:

What in the gently caress is an electric current bazooka?!?



thats what i call my dick and balls

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


ItohRespectArmy posted:

thats what i call my dick and balls

Have you seen your doctor about that?

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





SG Bamboo posted:

What in the gently caress is an electric current bazooka?!?

Isn’t it what that guy used to kill Abe?

https://twitter.com/holyshirt93/status/1564447653135634441

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


King

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
https://twitter.com/IWSHardcore/status/1564732798644195328?t=zXQbMY8tXVbE_KqIfdU8yA&s=19

Kill a man, eat a poutine, all in a days work

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Haven’t been to Montreal to see wrestling since we moved back upstate, might need to make the ride for this one

Edit: gently caress it, bought tickets! This’ll be the first wrestling I’ve seen in Montreal since a Chikara show years back where we got to take pictures with Smooth Sailin’ Ashley Remington.

Ganso Bomb fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Aug 31, 2022

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1564773859882160135?t=lrDRL2GGis1BVb7Sf9ubrg&s=19

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Sorry, Budge

https://twitter.com/RealBrittBaker/status/1564982063954108417?s=20&t=uPon88zfJhrwkKeK_Cjq_g

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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


Now Tony and Adam can be mad together at Channing.

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