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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Cyrano4747 posted:

Yeah. I recall one where a dude was getting bitched out by some rear echelon dude in Poland because his "has literally survived 1942-43 in Russia" greatcoat was missing buttons. They were handing all their poo poo in, getting it logged back into inventory, going through de-lousing, then getting new clothes before heading back to Germany. IIRC he was headed off to either get advanced training or give advanced training as an instructor.

gently caress, imagine surviving the Eastern Front through Kursk and getting rotated back to Germany just in time for the strategic bombing campaign to heat up :smith:

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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Strategic bombing killed a lot of people but the proportionate chance for any one person to be killed by bombing is pretty small by WWII standards, relatively speaking. It is *far superior* to being on the Eastern front.

Fangz fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Nov 12, 2017

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Arlo and Janis:

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Nenonen posted:

Arlo and Janis:


Reminds me how the complaints about realism diverge reaaaaaaally fast between people with more legitimate complaints versus those with a far alt right axe to grind.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Raenir Salazar posted:

Reminds me how the complaints about realism diverge reaaaaaaally fast between people with more legitimate complaints versus those with a far alt right axe to grind.

That poo poo's been around for ages. I remember my mom getting all :ohdear: over some dude post-collumbine talking about how FPS's were "murder simulators" that de-sensitized people to killing in the same way as military basic training.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
Hm? I mean it's definitely a increasingly more recent thing that people (on the internet) complain about like, say, female soldiers in a WWII game or something regardless of the actual history vs people that might complain about widespread amounts of MP44s.

I haven't played the new CoD, but I was watching a video by AH and one commentor started off complaining about Black German soldiers and then quickly complained about SJW's ruining gaming and making them no longer about being fun by including things that I don't even know if they're in the game or not.

That comic is something that used to be innocuous for me as a history geek, I could nod to it and would've agreed with absent-mindedly like eight years ago but now if someone else on the internet says it I have to step back for a moment and check what 'inaccuracies' do they mean.

Oberndorf
Oct 20, 2010



Dunno, without context it sounds like the cartoonist is making the same gripe this thread was making a few pages back, that FPS games do a lousy job of simulating real history, or even real infantry tactics. Just point at the pixelmans and shoot.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Oberndorf posted:

Dunno, without context it sounds like the cartoonist is making the same gripe this thread was making a few pages back, that FPS games do a lousy job of simulating real history, or even real infantry tactics. Just point at the pixelmans and shoot.

Yeah yes, I wasn't accusing them of anything, I'm just observing, "Man, I wish I didn't have to over think this sort of statement all the time now."

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

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My problem is that they had this huge press release claiming ultra realism and accurate representation and immediately showed a side-ejecting MG-34.

And I'm not even gonna talk at length about how it is literally the same game over and over. Done to death, I'm sure, but ffs its so lazy.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Tbh, I find black female Nazi soldiers to be loving weird. I'm all for minority representation and everything, but that almost feels like whitewashing, I guess? Like the Nazis are just an interchangeable force who you can insert your avatar and not this unique, horrible thing.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Owlkill
Jul 1, 2009

Mantis42 posted:

Tbh, I find black female Nazi soldiers to be loving weird. I'm all for minority representation and everything, but that almost feels like whitewashing, I guess? Like the Nazis are just an interchangeable force who you can insert your avatar and not this unique, horrible thing.

Wait, which game has black female nazi soldiers? Or is this one of those things where you can have a black female multiplayer avatar who will be in Nazi gear if they’re on the German team?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Mantis42 posted:

Tbh, I find black female Nazi soldiers to be loving weird. I'm all for minority representation and everything, but that almost feels like whitewashing, I guess? Like the Nazis are just an interchangeable force who you can insert your avatar and not this unique, horrible thing.

if you're going to make both sides completely identical in terms of gameplay except for appearance, i feel like gay black nazis is a better alternative to making nazis all white all the time and only letting the allies be diverse, though, because then that's basically the game giving encouragement to the sort of people who go out of their way to play germans for the sake of their bigoted fantasies.

of course probably the best way to not endorse nazis would be to do the america's army thing where all players see themselves and their team as the allies and the other team as germans

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Nov 11, 2008

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Owlkill posted:

Wait, which game has black female nazi soldiers? Or is this one of those things where you can have a black female multiplayer avatar who will be in Nazi gear if they’re on the German team?

Call of Duty WW2 lets you create a male or female avatar of any race to allow for maximum customization, but you're thrown into whichever Allied or Axis team is available for the game.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

I'm not saying its wrong, I'm saying it makes me feel weird.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Jobbo_Fett posted:

My problem is that they had this huge press release claiming ultra realism and accurate representation and immediately showed a side-ejecting MG-34.

But the *ping*, man! We made the Garand go *ping* just like real life! What else could you possibly want for, if not the *ping*!

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

DarklyDreaming posted:

Tiger Knight: Empire War kinda does this where you're a commander with unique weapons and ammo leading a small army of generic grunts and can give RTS style orders to said grunts while fighting enemy commanders indirectly or diving headfirst into the madness of open battle alongside them.

Though no one should assume it paints an accurate picture of Three Kingdoms era warfare :black101::hf::hist101::hf::pseudo:

Three Kingdoms era warfare is rather strange. While some extremely lucky warlords had actual units of former Han professional soldiers, most of those armies appear to be largely peasant poo poo-farmers led by a small squad of officers. Sun Ce was not a one man army, but he did lead several charges over city walls, often killing over a dozen enemy soldiers. Because he, his officers, and his bodyguard were probably the only men with quality training and quality equipment.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

chitoryu12 posted:

Call of Duty WW2 lets you create a male or female avatar of any race to allow for maximum customization, but you're thrown into whichever Allied or Axis team is available for the game.

But can you create a short or tall character? I see right through your customization scheme, developers.

Mantis42 posted:

I'm not saying its wrong, I'm saying it makes me feel weird.

Well, I guess if you step back for a little bit, it's weird that a major conflict where a whole lot of people died along with crimes against humanity has been made into an entertainment product for so long that the latest iteration has integrated tools to let people express their individuality while having fun killing each other, dressed up as the belligerents.

But also, yes, it is genericizing the Nazis, which is a trend that has been happening for a while in media. There's a real good youtube video by Lindsey Ellis examining Nazis in media throughout time with a focus on Mel Brooks and The Producers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62cPPSyoQkE

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Argus Zant posted:

But the *ping*, man! We made the Garand go *ping* just like real life! What else could you possibly want for, if not the *ping*!

The ping is very satisfying. I like games with guns that go ping.

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

Appreciable numbers though? Very doubtful. That's a lot of supply and logistics you don't need to add when you could use, say, captured French guns.

The static infantry divisions that Germany had in France were reasonably easy to supply with even oddball ammunition and spares. After all, most of those dudes are just sitting around the Atlantic Wall, waiting for the invasion to come. Supply and maintenance for frontline units is harder than to tier 2 or 3 divisions that you're not even expecting to maneuver.

For this reason, Italian small arms in Finland during WW2 ended up used mostly by coastal infantry units and coastal forts. Keeping units on the frontline in supply with some weirdass 6,5 mm cartridge that no one else uses is bothersome, but sending 40k bullets to some fort is easy.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012


Harry Potter and the Berlin Wall, Deutsche Film-Aktiengesellschaft, 1987.

Actually just some East German border guard NCO.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Tias posted:

Which installment is this? :aaa:


There's actually a ton of good music from the period. I have a double CD of songs by the CNT-FAI youth choirs. Only bummer is that everyone singing on it probably died horribly :smith:

What is the title? Does it have this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odrfx7WmNWQ? Sounds like a youth choir, given lovely 1930s recording tech.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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That song is from that album, so.. maybe? I want that first one to have been song by all attendees at the CNT congress, though I'm not sure how I know that.

That said, they are from the same album. Here's Viva la FAI, which is pretty clearly youth singers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27qsCiEvVhQ

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


What's the album title, though? I kinda want to track it down.

Hell, as long as we're sharing military/war related songs, err'body post yer faves. I've been digging this song recently because it's probably the most historically accurate description of the Irish independence movement I've ever heard committed to music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VstDOv0C1do

Grand Prize Winner fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Nov 12, 2017

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Canciones Libertarias.

I'm not sure I have it any longer, but I found on f2f back when.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Siivola posted:


Harry Potter and the Berlin Wall, Deutsche Film-Aktiengesellschaft, 1987.

Actually just some East German border guard NCO.

Heinrich Pötter and the prisoner of Hohenschönhausen

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

SlothfulCobra posted:

Well, I guess if you step back for a little bit, it's weird that a major conflict where a whole lot of people died along with crimes against humanity has been made into an entertainment product for so long that the latest iteration has integrated tools to let people express their individuality while having fun killing each other, dressed up as the belligerents.
as a reenactor, i

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Comrade Koba posted:

Heinrich Pötter and the prisoner of Hohenschönhausen
i would actually be pretty interested to see how rowling's setting would have worked in east germany. i suppose they would have all gone to one of those Russian schools.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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I'm such a sucker for Weird War genres that I wrote an RPG campaign hunting soviet vampires and cloning experiments gone awry in the Ukraine.

If anyone knows good books/other media in alternative/scifi takes on WW1/2 I'm :allearss:

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Tias posted:

I'm such a sucker for Weird War genres that I wrote an RPG campaign hunting soviet vampires and cloning experiments gone awry in the Ukraine.

If anyone knows good books/other media in alternative/scifi takes on WW1/2 I'm :allearss:

You know about Witch Vasenka's War, right?

Polyakov
Mar 22, 2012


Tias posted:

I'm such a sucker for Weird War genres that I wrote an RPG campaign hunting soviet vampires and cloning experiments gone awry in the Ukraine.

If anyone knows good books/other media in alternative/scifi takes on WW1/2 I'm :allearss:

If you havent encountered it, there is Achtung Cthulhu which is essentially n RPG setting/system fighting secret nazi occultists in WW2. I couldnt get behind it because it was a little too pulpy for my taste but the books were very well done and it sounds like you might like it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Skype of Cthulhu play Achtung Cthulhu modules if you want to hear it.

http://www.cthulhu.me/

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

HEY GUNS posted:

i would actually be pretty interested to see how rowling's setting would have worked in east germany. i suppose they would have all gone to one of those Russian schools.

No one would ever receive their letter of admission because the Stasi would intercept the owls.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

HEY GUNS posted:

i would actually be pretty interested to see how rowling's setting would have worked in east germany. i suppose they would have all gone to one of those Russian schools.

Komsomol Young Pioneer camp in the Crimea.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
i mean, i'm assuming Durmstrang didn't close down during the Soviet period, so...

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Kemper Boyd posted:

The static infantry divisions that Germany had in France were reasonably easy to supply with even oddball ammunition and spares. After all, most of those dudes are just sitting around the Atlantic Wall, waiting for the invasion to come. Supply and maintenance for frontline units is harder than to tier 2 or 3 divisions that you're not even expecting to maneuver.

For this reason, Italian small arms in Finland during WW2 ended up used mostly by coastal infantry units and coastal forts. Keeping units on the frontline in supply with some weirdass 6,5 mm cartridge that no one else uses is bothersome, but sending 40k bullets to some fort is easy.

That reminds me, it would be interesting in a game like Foxhole for there to be multiple versions of each class of weapon (like three or four different service rifle options) with different calibers and stats, so you could theoretically have different parts of the front with different weapons that need slightly different but otherwise totally incompatible types of ammunition.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Grand Prize Winner posted:

What's the album title, though? I kinda want to track it down.

Hell, as long as we're sharing military/war related songs, err'body post yer faves. I've been digging this song recently because it's probably the most historically accurate description of the Irish independence movement I've ever heard committed to music:
This is my favourite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8wgrZ6t5BA

As a bonus, Polyushko-Polye in Chinese:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gafGphvoh74

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrT_NYKFMo

Siivola posted:


Harry Potter and the Berlin Wall, Deutsche Film-Aktiengesellschaft, 1987.

Actually just some East German border guard NCO.

I'm impressed, they got Daniel Radcliffe for the Papers, Please movie?

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Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

MikeCrotch posted:

gently caress, imagine surviving the Eastern Front through Kursk and getting rotated back to Germany just in time for the strategic bombing campaign to heat up :smith:

This from Guy Sajer was reprinted in The Oxford Book of Military Anecdotes. The remnants of the Grossdeutschland division has just barely reached temporary safety by crossing the River Dnieper, after their headlong retreat from Kursk:

quote:

There were two noncoms and a lieutenant in our group. We went into the building, which had its own generator and was brightly lit. Our state of extreme filth suddenly made us feel awkward. Military men of all ranks and military police were sitting facing us behind a row of long tables. An obergefreite came up to us, yelling as in the old days at training camp. He told us to get over to the tables to be screened. We should be ready to produce on demand the papers and equipment entrusted to us by the army. This reception only increased out sense of astonished unease.

"First, your documents," an MP shouted across the table.

The lieutenant, who was directly ahead of me in the line, was being interrogated.

"Where is your unit, lieutenant?"

"Annihilated, Herr Gendarme. Missing or dead. We had a hard time."

The MP said nothing to this, but went on leafing through the lieutenant's papers.

"Did you leave you men, or were they killed?"

The lieutanent hesitated for a moment. We were all watching in frozen silence.

"Is this a court-martial?" The lieutenant's voice was exasperated.

"You must answer my questions, Herr Leutnant. Where is your unit?"

The lieutenant clearly felt caught in a trap, as did we all. Very few of us could have answered that question with any precision. He tried to explain. But there is never any point in explaining to an MP: their powers of comprehension are always limited to the form they wish to fill.

Further it appeared that the lieutenant was missing a great many things. This fact obsessed the interrogator. It didn't matter that the man in front of him was effecting a miracle simply by staying on his feet, and had lost at least thirty pounds since entering the army. The MP only noted that the Zeiss fieldglasses, which are part of an officer's equipment, were missing. Also missing were a map case, and the section telephone, for which the lieutenant was responsible. In fact, the lieutenant, who had managed to save only his life, was missing far too many things. The army did not distribute its papers and equipment only to have them scattered and lost. A German soldier is expected to die rather than indulge in carelessness with army property.

The careless lieutenant was assigned to a penal battalion, and three grades were stripped from his rank. At that, he could think himself lucky.

The lieutenant's eyes were wild, and he seemed to be fighting for breath. He was a pitiful and terrifying sight. Two soldiers dragged him off to the right, toward a group of broken men, who'd been dealt with in the same way.

Sajer's book this was quoted from was a kind of novelization of real events that happened to him during the war, so this may not have happened in this exact way but is instead a representation of the kind of thing that went on.

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