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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


HEY GUNS posted:

so we were talking about who was rome everyone was rome; i found a 15th century flemish manuscript painting of the murder of Darius III in which alexander has the Double Eagle on his jacket



Buddy is doing a wild backhand over the shoulder stab

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

CommonShore posted:

Buddy is doing a wild backhand over the shoulder stab

Give him the ole King of Hearts

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

HEY GUNS posted:

so we were talking about who was rome everyone was rome; i found a 15th century flemish manuscript painting of the murder of Darius III in which alexander has the Double Eagle on his jacket



He's definitely Roman. You can tell by the way his reign ends when he's stabbed.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Kassad posted:

But Darius' robe has the French coat of arm so clearly not everyone was Rome.

france is a rome

feller
Jul 5, 2006


is italy a rome?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Senor Dog posted:

is italy a rome?

at least ten or 20 of them

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I think SPQR is still the seal of the local government of the city of Rome

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Which countries do not have a Rome claim?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Which countries do not have a Rome claim?
troy

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Which countries do not have a Rome claim?

China? They don't need to claim that

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Elyv posted:

China? They don't need to claim that

There is a remote village in China that claims Roman ancestry.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

That's Liqian.



Now it's up to the good historians of this thread to explain how, through lawful application of translatio imperii, this claim to imperial legitimacy is valid.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Which countries do not have a Rome claim?

Vatican City

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Romans = Trojans though.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Which countries do not have a Rome claim?

Poland didn't until John Paul 2's famous treaty letting them annex the Vatican.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


:canada: at least not since 1982

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle


lol

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I remember from back when I was researching Greek epic poems, there was something in a book about Achilles's name in the original ancient Greek being something like 4-5 syllables so his name had to be paired with an adjective to fit the meter, but I can't find any reference for it online.

Is this a real thing or am I misremembering something?

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

SlothfulCobra posted:

I remember from back when I was researching Greek epic poems, there was something in a book about Achilles's name in the original ancient Greek being something like 4-5 syllables so his name had to be paired with an adjective to fit the meter, but I can't find any reference for it online.

Is this a real thing or am I misremembering something?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epithets_in_Homer

Looks like it was real, the references probably have some more scholarly sources

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

cheetah7071 posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epithets_in_Homer

Looks like it was real, the references probably have some more scholarly sources

Homer (he was quite possibly not a real person and the Iliad and Odyssey certainly didn't come from the same author, but I say Homer as shorthand) used Dactylic Hexameter, which means you can only have dactyls (BAM-bam-bam) or Spondees (BAM-BAM). Ancient Greek metres are based on syllable length, not stress like English metres. Achilles begins with a short syllable and ends with two longs so it's not too problematic, and Homer would use different variants of his name when it suited him. One possible problem though is that you can't begin a line with the name Achilles.

The epithets did help with the metre and certain epithets are always paired up with certain people. Sometimes it's probably just because that particular epithet helps the poet create a good line.

Homer also blatantly "cheats" when it suits him, pronouncing short vowels as long, contracting long vowels or combinations of vowels to make a short syllable, just using several varieties of the same word or name, etc. Later poets (who we actually know things about) were a lot stricter than Homer.

Bagheera
Oct 30, 2003

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Which countries do not have a Rome claim?

Bolivia.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Reading the book 1177 BC someone upthread recommended and while it's not as focused on the collapse as I had hoped, it turns out I don't know poo poo about the bronze age and just an overview of it for laymen is something I should be reading anyways. It does a great job of talking in detail about a single piece of archaeological evidence that we know more about that usual for whatever reason, and then spinning that story up into a general lesson about the bronze age as a whole.

One interesting factoid I never knew is that saying "Hittites" is a lot like saying "Byzantines"--the name refers to their second capital city, and isn't what they called themselves (they went by Neshites or Neshians after their original capital)

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
Cool stuff from Pompeii: A recently found inscription indicates that the eruption may have happened later than the currently accepted date.
The inscription apparently reads "on 17th October I indulged in food excessively". :discourse:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Zopotantor posted:

The inscription apparently reads "on 17th October I indulged in food excessively". :discourse:

:same:

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Wait did they really find that within just a few days of the anniversary of the graffiti? Neat

e: gonna indulge excessively on food today in memorial

cheetah7071 fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Oct 17, 2018

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
My favorite factoid about the Hittites is that their law code has been preserved, and it goes to the trouble to specify that having sex with a horse or a mule is NOT prohibited. Although you do lose your ability to petition the King or be a priest.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

My favorite factoid about the Hittites is that their law code has been preserved, and it goes to the trouble to specify that having sex with a horse or a mule is NOT prohibited. Although you do lose your ability to petition the King or be a priest.

The king probably just said "wait you WHAT no you CAN'T be a priest ew gross go away I don't want to deal with you" and then the precedent was set

cheetah7071 fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Oct 17, 2018

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

My favorite factoid about the Hittites is that their law code has been preserved, and it goes to the trouble to specify that having sex with a horse or a mule is NOT prohibited. Although you do lose your ability to petition the King or be a priest.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

cheetah7071 posted:

The king probably just said "wait you WHAT no you CAN'T be a priest ew gross go away I don't want to deal with you" and then the precedent was set

Listen Suppiluliuma the Horsefucker is a really awesome dude but you don't want to invite him to your dinner party.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Here are the relevant parts from the code:

quote:

199. If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die. If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest. If an ox spring upon a man for intercourse, the ox shall die but the man shall not die. One sheep shall be fetched as a substitute for the man, and they shall kill it. If a pig spring upon a man for intercourse, there is no punishment. If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.

People hosed by pigs get no justice.

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Here are the relevant parts from the code:


People hosed by pigs get no justice.

It all makes perfect sense to me

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Really makes you wonder just what the Bronze Age was like that getting raped by farm animals was worth legislating about

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I like the logic that it's cruel to kill someone for being raped by an ox but like, something's gotta die, so go kill a sheep

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
God drat bleeding heart liberal kings now a days. when i was a lad if you got hosed by a cow you didnt complain, you just died, and you liked it

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Why is having sex with a pig or a dog worse than a horse or mule

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

skasion posted:

God drat bleeding heart liberal kings now a days. when i was a lad if you got hosed by a cow you didnt complain, you just died, and you liked it

Back in my days, we had to walk at least 30 miles in winter though snow without boots before we'd find a cow that would gently caress a guy

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Hittite political ads: "My opponent has been spreading a lot of rumors about me loving pigs and dogs, but he's a liar and probably an Egyptian sympathizer! I only gently caress proud, beautiful, Anatolian horses!"

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


I wonder how they went about determining if you got your petitioning privileges revoked

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

I wonder how they went about determining if you got your petitioning privileges revoked

"Hi, I want to petition the king about the latest chariot-safety regulations. "

"OK, what's your name?"

"Suppiluliuma the Horsefucker."

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cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

I wonder how they went about determining if you got your petitioning privileges revoked

Outside the throne room was an antechamber where each petitioner would get asked a bunch of routine questions. "Are you a citizen or a foreigner? Did you bring any gifts for the king? Have you ever hosed a horse?"

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