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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
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Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

aphid_licker posted:

Oh man and I thought that the comically oversized flags on the USN destroyers were a 'merica type thing. Guess that's another nuclear power that I have to apologize to.



e: I can't find a contemporary German warship with a flag even approaching that size, which probably explains my confusion. On most of the pics I just quickly googled you can barely tell it has a flag up.

On this video you can see the flag of the frigate Augsburg at the beginning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3ZFXJFV_gA

The Augsburg was one of the escorts of the carrier Charles de Gaulle when his carrier group was operating against ISIS last year.

Polyakov
Mar 22, 2012


Cyrano4747 posted:

In addition to the ID issue mentioned above, contemporary Germany has some . . . issues stemming from its history with regards to flags, blatant displays of patriotism, etc. that make it a bit gun shy when it comes to putting up big national symbols.

In this day and age the flag isn't 100% needed for ID (I'm guessing navies keep them big and visible more as a tradition thing) so a country like Germany can get away with just putting little token flags on their poo poo.

Interestingly i had a look around at RN ships and they were seldom flying a flag at all, and when they were it was of this size.



Though in fairness that size might be so we can afford fuel for our ships :cry:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Cythereal posted:

Traditionally, naval flags were enormous so other ships could see them easily for identification purposes.

Who ever is the first to make flags that are totally invisible to radar shall rule the seas!

Just imagine... a mile tall holographic flag :patriot:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Polyakov posted:

Though in fairness that size might be so we can afford fuel for our ships :cry:

With a flag big enough, you don't need any fuel.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Polyakov posted:

Interestingly i had a look around at RN ships and they were seldom flying a flag at all, and when they were it was of this size.



Though in fairness that size might be so we can afford fuel for our ships :cry:

I was gonna say the engines probably catch fire if you introduce the extra wind resistance from a big flag.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
Something else interesting I found:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WQNENQTX5Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbC-2Krv5I

One of our new F125-frigates testing weapons in the North Sea.

Personally, the most fascinating thing about the F125-frigates (at least for me) is the high degree of automation everywhere. The automatic near-defense guns can also fire almost vertically into the water, making every attempt at boarding practically suicide. The main gun has a range of 80+ km, which sounds impressive (the actual range is higher, but also secret).

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0FFPyEN1k

You want to stab a fucker with your spade rifle.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

aphid_licker posted:

Guess that's another nuclear power that I have to apologize to.

Brown Moses says what?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Trin Tragula posted:

Comrade Topfer was today presented with a decoration for his efforts monitoring the Floo-Bahn to prevent Republikflucht. Thanks to his efforts, no citizens of our GDR have "accidentally" appeared in a capitalist fireplace for the last eighteen months!

i just got Floo-Bahn, holy crap :cripes:

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Nov 13, 2017

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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OwlFancier posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0FFPyEN1k

You want to stab a fucker with your spade rifle.
i want to stab a fucker with a lot of things, man

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

JcDent posted:

This article posted on Cold War is bound to solve any low blood pressure issues that you have:
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1981/06/m-16-a-bureaucratic-horror-story/545153/

Now I wish there was one article about the Ronson/Tommy Cooker myth I could link erry time.

Dumb gun question: .22 = 5.56mm?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Nebakenezzer posted:

Dumb gun question: .22 = 5.56mm?

Yeah. The author is using simple layman’s terms.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I feel like calling 5.56 ".22 caliber" is far more confusing than just calling it 5.56.

Like yes the bullet is technically about .22 caliber but it has a lot more bang behind it than .22 lr.

Technically you could describe a WW2 era German AT rifle as being 8mm, but there's a world of difference between being shot by an 8mm mauser and an 8mm AT rifle because the AT rifle has about 20x90mm of powder behind it.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Nov 13, 2017

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Ouch, so I just heard despite almost cost 400 million pounds the program to maintain and update the Warrior might not be enough and half of them are doomed for the scrap heap.

Which is kind of heart breaking. Maybe they can mothball them or sell them to Ireland? Hey Rabh, you guys want a sweet ride?

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

SeanBeansShako posted:

Ouch, so I just heard despite almost cost 400 million pounds the program to maintain and update the Warrior might not be enough and half of them are doomed for the scrap heap.

Which is kind of heart breaking. Maybe they can mothball them or sell them to Ireland? Hey Rabh, you guys want a sweet ride?

Aren't the Warrior IFV:s terrible shitheaps with the worst autocannon ever mounted on a modern vehicle?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Kemper Boyd posted:

Aren't the Warrior IFV:s terrible shitheaps with the worst autocannon ever mounted on a modern vehicle?

They do perform pretty decently, cannon issues aside. Look, you use what you can when your country doesn't have the Cold War an excuse for a bloated military budget.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

SeanBeansShako posted:

They do perform pretty decently, cannon issues aside. Look, you use what you can when your country doesn't have the Cold War an excuse for a bloated military budget.

Simple solution if you're England - use that forever-alliance that you're apparently willing to maintain at any cost (see: Iraq) and just buy whatever the US is making, hopefully take advantage of some of the economies of scale involved.

(yes, I know, impossible because politics)

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
I mean the most alarming thing is that cost. The UK will make do somehow.

Two hundred million goes into the black hole of military spending. Christ.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

On the plus side if we are reduced to reissuing pikes to the army it might put people off invading the middle east any more.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
You know somehow we'd balls that up even.

They'd be broom handles with tin foil over the sharp bit.

Clarence
May 3, 2012

13th KRRC War Diary, 13th Nov 1917 posted:

Training and Baths.
First time a bath has been mentioned. It doesn't happen very often.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Or possibly the other kind of pike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lefP0_ZM-Lw

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

SeanBeansShako posted:

You know somehow we'd balls that up even.

They'd be broom handles with tin foil over the sharp bit.

BAE goes "well we didn't agree on the pikes having a sharp end, gonna cost you 100% more if we change the plans now."

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Now, you COULD order a bunch of steel tubes from the Americans, maybe the French if you want to keep it in the EU, and then contract out to the Canadians or the Germans for some blades to stick on them. Total cost would probably, oh, 15 pounds a pike depending on the size of the order.

OR, we could hire expert foresters to scour the british countryside for suitable trees and have 100% native British wood on our pikes. Of course it wouldn't be as durable as a metal pole, but making it this way would create upwards of dozens of jobs. We could contract with cutlery makers here in the UK to make the blades, but we'd probably have to spread the contract around to at least 10 different shops in order to avoid any lawsuits. Hopefully they can stay on the same pattern, but chances are we will have to shape staves to fit each company's blade individually. Total cost of our new 100% UK produced pikes will be around 5000 pounds per.

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.
Last time the Brits were issuing lances, they were using bamboo, which means someone will assuredly suggest importing the stuff from one of the former colonies as a cost cutting measure. At which point they'll either pay absurd shipping rates for the stuff, or accidentally introduce some horrifying bamboo pest that eats all the grass on the island.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

HEY GUNS posted:

i want to stab a fucker with a lot of things, man

How many musketeers got the gently caress beaten out of them for saying poo poo like "guns are the future" or "pikes are on the way out, grandad"

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Cyrano4747 posted:

Now, you COULD order a bunch of steel tubes from the Americans, maybe the French if you want to keep it in the EU, and then contract out to the Canadians or the Germans for some blades to stick on them. Total cost would probably, oh, 15 pounds a pike depending on the size of the order.

OR, we could hire expert foresters to scour the british countryside for suitable trees and have 100% native British wood on our pikes. Of course it wouldn't be as durable as a metal pole, but making it this way would create upwards of dozens of jobs. We could contract with cutlery makers here in the UK to make the blades, but we'd probably have to spread the contract around to at least 10 different shops in order to avoid any lawsuits. Hopefully they can stay on the same pattern, but chances are we will have to shape staves to fit each company's blade individually. Total cost of our new 100% UK produced pikes will be around 5000 pounds per.
a metal pole would make a terrible pike for the same reason pine would--no wiggle. you need a pike that wiggles so you can "feel" the vibrations while you are using it

thank you and god bless

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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MikeCrotch posted:

How many musketeers got the gently caress beaten out of them for saying poo poo like "guns are the future" or "pikes are on the way out, grandad"
honestly i am not sure anyone would've. the antiquity of the drat things only made them better, in the early modern opinion

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

JcDent posted:

This article posted on Cold War is bound to solve any low blood pressure issues that you have:
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1981/06/m-16-a-bureaucratic-horror-story/545153/

Now I wish there was one article about the Ronson/Tommy Cooker myth I could link erry time.

I don't understand how the people doing the testing got caught having rigged the results and didn't get fired. Like if the people whose job it is to know things and do research sabotaged research and refused to know things, that should be all the excuse you need to clean house.

I do like how later when they made all the changes to the M-16 and wanted Eugene Stoner to give it his blessing, he refused. Reminds me of the dude who wanted to delay the Challenger launch and his superior had to go over his head to give it the go-ahead.

Libluini posted:

The automatic near-defense guns can also fire almost vertically into the water, making every attempt at boarding practically suicide.

...is that a big issue these days?

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

SlothfulCobra posted:

I don't understand how the people doing the testing got caught having rigged the results and didn't get fired. Like if the people whose job it is to know things and do research sabotaged research and refused to know things, that should be all the excuse you need to clean house.

I do like how later when they made all the changes to the M-16 and wanted Eugene Stoner to give it his blessing, he refused. Reminds me of the dude who wanted to delay the Challenger launch and his superior had to go over his head to give it the go-ahead.


...is that a big issue these days?

Pre-conceived notions are a hell of a drug

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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SlothfulCobra posted:

...is that a big issue these days?
piracy is loving huge now

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

SlothfulCobra posted:

...is that a big issue these days?

Useful if you're using it on dick wagging exercises near Somalia or something. You could just have crew with machineguns but why not automate your annihilation of woefully underequipped opponents?

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


SlothfulCobra posted:

...is that a big issue these days?

Boarding probably not; little boats packed with explosives is likely the main concern.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Have anyone been stupid enough to make a shovel bayonet? Specially with the gun barrel being unobstructed when doing actual shoveling?

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

OwlFancier posted:

On the plus side if we are reduced to reissuing pikes to the army it might put people off invading the middle east any more.

never stopped us before

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Plutonis posted:

Have anyone been stupid enough to make a shovel bayonet? Specially with the gun barrel being unobstructed when doing actual shoveling?

Boy did I make the post for you just slightly further up.

I mean you're not supposed to use it attached to the rifle but I doubt that stopped people trying.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

Boy did I make the post for you just slightly further up.

I mean you're not supposed to use it attached to the rifle but I doubt that stopped people trying.

Oh lmao I thought it was just a short spade from the thumbnail.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


HEY GUNS posted:

piracy is loving huge now

What are the rules of defending against pirates? I seem to remember talking to someone in (or close to?) the merchant marine and there seemed to be a bunch of legal obstacles preventing ships from having armed guards on board whose job it would be to shoot pirates with guns until death. He told a story about a ship that hired Maasai warriors to guard the ship with non-gun weapons, as a loophole

I don’t know how true that was at the time, or frankly if I’m even remembering it right but would you be allowed to have a flesh-shredding drone like that on board to fight pirates?

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Ainsley McTree posted:

What are the rules of defending against pirates? I seem to remember talking to someone in (or close to?) the merchant marine and there seemed to be a bunch of legal obstacles preventing ships from having armed guards on board whose job it would be to shoot pirates with guns until death. He told a story about a ship that hired Maasai warriors to guard the ship with non-gun weapons, as a loophole

I don’t know how true that was at the time, or frankly if I’m even remembering it right but would you be allowed to have a flesh-shredding drone like that on board to fight pirates?

Water cannons on ships from what I remember from Captain Philips.

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