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Iceland announces it's intentions to begin space viking, and invites you to note both the use of viking as a verb in line with it's historical usage, and also the futility of trying to stop us.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Russia feels that with the banning of anime, widespread adoption of mecha technology, the beginnings of Force powers, the beginnings of FTL technology, the renaming of many nations and the redrawing of borders of others, that this thread has gone about as far as it can go into ridiculousness. Portugal agrees with our friend Russia on this matter. Prof. Crocodile posted:Belgium would like to suggest that world will end in a Lovecraftian goatse.cx apocalypse where two monstrous hands arise from the aether, grab the Marianas trench, and pull earth open super wide and we all die in massive geological upheaval. Portugal supports this ending. We would also like end this season of Goonited Nations by affirming our undying hatred for the perfidious Nicaragua and vow to defeat it for real in the next season.
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Jul 20, 2020 09:17
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The Utnied Stas delegation states the the nukes and kinetic strikes are beginning to lanf. We have lost communications with our government and most everyone outside the sandcrawler. The Star destroyers are hammering the surfcae. I ham a unpaid intern, the ambassadors are alll dead. Bye everyone BLAM
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The Nordic Empire reveals that all of its windmills were actually rockets created to save the Nordic peoples from the apocalypse, and in the event of the world's ending they would take in millions before leaving the Earth to its grim fate. What will await us in amongst the stars is another story, for another time. We favor the Goatse apocalypse, however we would make one small change. Those who survive will likely stumble upon hidden Gundam stockpiles, and will use those to annihilate what is left of earthbound humanity in a brutal civil war.
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The Glorious free Nation of Peru would like to announce our new range of Giant Space Robots, just in time for the upcoming Giant Space Robot War We have four models, and they come in any color you want, so long as that color is "Mass Produced In China", whatever that means.... we also think that the apocalypse should be in the form of everyone being forced to listen to Ben Shapiro speak in an infinite loop until they die from the sheer cosmic terror spawned from such an eldritch horror RYYSZLA fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Jul 20, 2020 |
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Jul 20, 2020 13:53
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paragon1 posted:Germany demands that the UN ignore the other, fake Germany in the room, as they are clearly delusional and should just go home. Whoops look like I got mixed up you're Austria AKA Little Germany although if you want to pretend you're true Germany go right ahead
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drunkenmonkeystyle posted:We point you to our middle finger. When can we book a We have built a specialized probe, Direct Input Ladar Directed Observer, to scan Uranus to the deep core
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Jul 20, 2020 15:15
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Germany rattles its sabers in the general direction of Austria
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<still disheveled and chain smoking, finally smiles> Luckily for the world, our great nation completed the construction of a device which will initiate vacuum decay. This causes a change from a false vacuum to a true, South Korean vacuum, the effects of which spread outward in a bubble at the speed of light, completely altering physics and destroying everything in the KNOWN UNIVERSE, AND THEN WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE ON THE DUMB AND BAD OTHER KOREA AND ALSO-- <red faced and sweating, sits down in his chair> South/Best Korea votes aye.
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Jul 20, 2020 16:29
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aka fake, bitchass Germany
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AntherUslessPoster posted:When can we book a You have to take us out to dinner first, that is if this whole thing is an elaborate "your anus" joke
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Jul 20, 2020 16:50
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Albania is wondering if we're supposed to be counting votes for something also our they're waving their lazer swords around and looking very restless and also like they have migranes, it's worrying
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We’ll Meet Again!
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Leperflesh posted:Albania is wondering if we're supposed to be counting votes for something You're supposed to pick the finalists for the apocalypse and then initiate voting on that.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:You're supposed to pick the finalists for the apocalypse and then initiate voting on that. I had a busy weekend and had to skip 800 posts. Did Iceland miss anything? 
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Bug Squash posted:I had a busy weekend and had to skip 800 posts. Did Iceland miss anything? By democratic vote the world is about to end.
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PTSDeedly Do posted:Germany rattles its sabers in the general direction of Austria WE WILL BURN DOWN YOuR CITIES, SALT YOUR FIELDS, AND DRIVE ALL YOUR PEOPLE into the COLD MERCILESS MAW of the SEA PTSDeedly Do posted:aka fake, bitchass Germany Well now that was just rude and uncalled for. 
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Durr-stan has build a palace and space colosseum for gundam fights in moon. Nations are welcome to send their best mechas to fight to death in our space colosseum. The royal Durr-stan family is now living in luxury on moon waiting for better times to come.
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Jul 20, 2020 18:24
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:You're supposed to pick the finalists for the apocalypse and then initiate voting on that. So, the UN, riding around in the ocean in a sand crawler, is going to actually vote for how the world ends? Sure OK this makes sense nations, please actually second motions for how the world ends so we can have choices to vote on, k thx
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Undemocratic Republic of the Congo throws eggs at the deputy parliamentarian while cackling maniacally. It would seem she has completely lost it.
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corgski posted:Undemocratic Republic of the Congo throws eggs at the deputy parliamentarian while cackling maniacally. It would seem she has completely lost it. A Russian aide crossing the UN floor on some task or another points at the deputy parliamentarian and cackles in broken English, "Looks like you are having of egg on face!" before continuing her duties.
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In Albania, the receiving of free eggs is considered an honor. The ambassador from Albania nods somberly at this final gesture of respect from the doomed fellow ambassadors, as his attache' carefully wipes off the egg with a ceremonial cloth.
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Leperflesh posted:So, the UN, riding around in the ocean in a sand crawler, is going to actually vote for how the world ends? Sure OK this makes sense Of course it doesn't. Why would we start now?!
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Jul 20, 2020 18:41
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Russia already championed the goatse ending it's not my fault if you guys are slacking on putting poo poo up for vote
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The deputy parliamentarian has realized that he can personally stave off the end of the world, merely by feigning bureaucratic incompetence and failing to bring any measure to vote.
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Jul 20, 2020 18:46
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drunkenmonkeystyle posted:You have to take us out to dinner first, that is if this whole thing is an elaborate "your anus" joke Well if you want we can do it this way but it was going to be different. So, a dinner? Friday, The Ritz-Carlton Hotel de la Paix restaurant is ok?
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<empties ashtray on North Korea's empty seat, then pours coffee on it> 썅놈 Who wants to play LoL while we wait
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AntherUslessPoster posted:Well if you want we can do it this way but it was going to be different. Come get on our SDF-Alpha, we are preparing to leave this planet and let it all die when the Gundam AI takes over and all the kaiju and nukes kill everyone.
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Belgium would like to suggest that world will end in a Lovecraftian goatse.cx apocalypse where two monstrous hands arise from the aether, grab the Marianas trench, and pull earth open super wide and we all die in massive geological upheaval. Belgian Panama supports its fellow Belgium in this. It also proposes that this thread end up Goldmined. Ending slides: Belgian Suriname and us have been inspecting St. Lucia Kitts Martin Haiti Antigua Anguilla Aruba Bahamas Belize Barbados Curacao Chile Vincent Grenada Micronesia Bermuda Marteen Montserrat Grenadines of Nevis Dominica, Turkey, Armenia as well as Trinidad and Tobago (Paul) (FUCC) really hard this last week and we have a wicked hangover and can't find the keys to the RSV Belgium Goes Wild. We just want to lie down for a bit. Oh btw, [reading from post-it] FUCC is legit, don't sanction it etc. The waterskiing contest between us and bully country Vietnam will forever be a cliffhanger. Will we ever get our youth center back, and/or get the girl? Will Vietnam's hubris ever satisfyingly blow up in their faces? In the end, we exchanged territorial waters with Madagascar during a steamy diplomatic session when France wasn't home, putting an end to our historical geopolitical rivalry. Ernesta Guevaro has established long-term control over Central Ukraine, the new de facto independent state is nominally run by local Ukrainians, but as time goes on its inhabitants are gradually Flamenco-Hispanified. The people are increasingly seen digging canals while drinking quality beer and half-heartedly indulging in linguistic squabbles. The national anthem of the unrecognized state is A Message To You Russki, written by Ernesta herself as a symbolic act of defiance towards Russia and its bizarre anti-ska bigotry. Guevaro's face continues to be on the t-shirts of rebellious teenagers in Africa and Asia for decades to come. Her struggle for the rights of indigenous Europeans is seen as an inspiration.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Russia already championed the goatse ending it's not my fault if you guys are slacking on putting poo poo up for vote And it was already seconded by Portugal.
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Russia would like to go on record as saying that Ernesta, despite her intense hatred of all things Russian, is welcome to visit anytime because she has a nice smile.
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Austria is a giant Austrian sized and shaped spaceship in space now. Germany can have the giant magma crater we left behind as an apology for our harsh words.
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Austria has also begun converting the asteroid belt into a fleet of mobile suits for uh, exploration. Yeah. Exploration.
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Leperflesh posted:The deputy parliamentarian has realized that he can personally stave off the end of the world, merely by feigning bureaucratic incompetence and failing to bring any measure to vote. In a brief moment of lucidity the representative from Undemocratic Republic of the Congo proposes the Dallas ending wherein we all wake up and discover we fell asleep during a particularly boring debate on the illegal harvesting of sand from the ocean floor. It was all a dream, none of it was real. We didn't actually gently caress Russia while dividing up the Ukraine. There are no gundams. Anime is still legal. Bobby is in the shower. Tomorrow is a brand new day... or is it? Stay tuned for Model UN 2: Goondhog Day
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I don't really understand the model UN. Can't America just veto/ignore everything as in real life? If I were the US representative couldn't I just deny visas to any member I don't like and kick them out of the high school classroom?
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The North Tower posted:I don't really understand the model UN. Can't America just veto/ignore everything as in real life? If I were the US representative couldn't I just deny visas to any member I don't like and kick them out of the high school classroom? We're wrapping things up right now (for this iteration at least) but rules are rules. Uruguay
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Dua Lipa bout to lose her poo poo
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 The Rotary International Co-diplomat of the year Q2 2020 Republic of Indonesia tables the following: Resolution 1: That all nations agree to get along with each other and; Resolution 2: All nations getting along with each other, the now-redundant United Nations peaceably dissolves itself, returning the UN sand crawler to the Jawa people under United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples. (a.k.a UNDRIP) Also tabled: The Republic of Indonesia hereby unilaterally gifts the Independent State of Papua New Guinea West Papua for generally being an all around good sport. Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jul 21, 2020 |
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