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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Proteus Jones posted:

He has a fully redundant Batcave under the Batcave

So that was his fake giant penny?

# ? Jan 3, 2019 03:49

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Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Oh no, both caves are the real Batcave. In fact there�s no way to tell which is the original.

You see that�s just how prepared he is. Given enough time to extrapolate events from Wonder Woman�s first appearance, it was obvious she would punch the multi-ton penny onto the Batmobile. And of course he had already planned for the scenario where Superman did nothing to prevent it! THAT�S HOW GOOD BATMAN IS, AND FURTHERMORE

# ? Jan 3, 2019 04:41

MH Knights: Aug 4, 2007

Teenage Fansub posted:

Heroes in Crisis #4

So going by that image...is WW mad that she forgot to put on underwear and didn't realize she was fighting crime commando?

# ? Jan 3, 2019 05:26

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

crime commando is another person entirely

# ? Jan 3, 2019 05:43

amigolupus: Aug 25, 2017

Open Marriage Night posted:

A woman that looks like Doctor Doom. People like to really stretch that one so they can be offended.

From what I remember of the post, the romance between Tony and Madame Masque was an actual legit thing and that Tony really loved her despite everything. So Bendis reducing it to a joke was doing a disservice to the history behind the characters.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 05:48

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

And like, making a �haha you slept with an ugly woman� joke isn�t made better just because guys no she�s seriously ugly?

# ? Jan 3, 2019 07:05

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

That wasnt the joke, the joke was she wore a riveted mask that looked like Doctor Doom's.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 07:55

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Don't get why Squirrel Girl is upset in that last panel.

Anywho

# ? Jan 3, 2019 08:17

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Infinitum posted:

Don't get why Squirrel Girl is upset in that last panel.

Anywho

You know the team that did that felt they won every lottery ever when the editor wandered over and said �So guys, I need you to make an issue where Godzilla plays a giant Charles Barkley in a one-on-one basketball game. You up for that? Oh, and make sure Godzilla has Nike high-tops on�

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Jan 3, 2019

# ? Jan 3, 2019 08:21

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Teenage Fansub posted:

Heroes in Crisis #4

Thank God the Penny missed the 90's animated Batmobile and only hit the 90's Pre-Knightfall Batmobile.

Zil posted:

So that was his fake giant penny?

No there's two giant penny's. One giant Penny he got from Two Face in a post crisis story.

The other giant Penny is the pre-crisis one he got from the Penny Plunderer.

When I was asked about the said origin of the giant penny and started talking about Joe Coyne and his penny based crimes, it led to a long derail.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 11:16

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

*struggling to stay polite* "Oh! A giant penny. Really original gift, Harvey (where the hell am I gonna put this)"

*sweating* "Anoth- I mean, a giant penny. Thanks... guy... (jesus batchrist)"

# ? Jan 3, 2019 11:48

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Soooo, Diana does that Strange cursing thing but lesbians?

# ? Jan 3, 2019 12:33

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

The Question IRL posted:

Joe Coyne and his penny based crimes

Just once, I want to see a themed criminal whose backstory is way too on the nose, but for the wrong theme.

Leo Clawson, the child of a family of circus lion tamers, who suffers a mental breakdown after he's run over by a guy driving a Jaguar in the parking lot at the Detroit Tigers stadium. He takes up the tools of his trade and commits crimes as... Doctor Smiles, the Mad Dentist.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 12:47

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

Old Lady Harley #3

Bring back lime

Electric_Mud fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 3, 2019

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bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

What is that from?

# ? Jan 3, 2019 14:33

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Samuringa posted:

Soooo, Diana does that Strange cursing thing but lesbians?

"Suffering Sappho" has been one of her exclamations since at least the 50's.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 15:00

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Random Stranger posted:

"Suffering Sappho" has been one of her exclamations since at least the 50's.

That's what I asked.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 15:18

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Toshimo posted:

SG, Spiral, Mystique, Emma, The Phoenix Force

Not quite:

Jessica Jones, in the "Jewel" outfit.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:19

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

So, I missed one. :colbert:

# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:20

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

bunnyofdoom posted:

What is that from?

Doh, forgot to include that, it's Old Lady Harley #3.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:30

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I would've guessed Psylocke with a different costume a thousand times before even thinking of JJ

also, their faces are melting

# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:32

Galvanik: Feb 28, 2013

I appreciate that I'm not the only one who wants lime flavors back for skittles. I wonder what Luthor's position on the bad new flavors of Life Savers is.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:40

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

robziel posted:

Old Lady Harley

You have got to be loving kidding me.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:45

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Toshimo posted:

You have got to be loving kidding me.

Jesus, I googled it, and uh....that panel non-withstanding, it looks terrible.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 19:33

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Galvanik posted:

I appreciate that I'm not the only one who wants lime flavors back for skittles. I wonder what Luthor's position on the bad new flavors of Life Savers is.

Green Apple throws the whole thing off, it�s a war crime. Skittles used to be the only candy I liked until it betrayed me.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 20:25

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Samuringa posted:

also, their faces are melting

SG looks like she was photoshopped in.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 20:37

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

Old Lady Harley is fine, it's just goofs and spoofs. I'd rather read that than the upcoming Old Man Quill title.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 20:49

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Yeah. I think after Marvel announced their third Old Man comic, it's fair game for parody.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 20:55

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Random Stranger posted:

"Suffering Sappho" has been one of her exclamations since at least the 50's.

Diana has been lesbian adjacent since her creation.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:20

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

Old Man Hawkeye was decent. It scratched two of my particular itches: a protagonist working down a list of revenge targets, and the Busiek/Nicieza Thunderbolts roster.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:20

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I like the idea that every journalist has been replaced with a Cat Grant clone.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:46

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

Samuringa posted:

Soooo, Diana does that Strange cursing thing but lesbians?

Sappho is a poet.

People only guess at her sexuality. The lesbian thing came much much much much later on.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:21

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

While 300 years is a long time, it's been almost as long as we've used her birthplace as a shorthand for homosexuality, and the first mention of her queerness - as an already- existing conjecture - in surviving texts is seven times that old.

Whether she was actually homosexual (I'm the sense that we define it) or not is no longer relevant. Commentary on her surviving poetry is fairly agreed that it expresses an eros that our society recognises as homosexual, and it was this expression that gave rise to tales of her work being destroyed by the Church. Sappho the figure is quintessentially Lesbian in both senses whether Sappho the person ever was or not, and it is in this 'modern' (actually thousands of years old) context which Diana invokes her.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:49

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

robziel posted:

Old Lady Harley #3

Bring back lime

This speaks to me because gently caress green apple candy.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 23:15

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

Archyduchess posted:

Old Man Hawkeye was decent. It scratched two of my particular itches: a protagonist working down a list of revenge targets, and the Busiek/Nicieza Thunderbolts roster.

It wasn't bad but I think the ending was so-so because it was boxed in as a prequel. I think a lot of folks forget that Old Man Logan wasn't great either, it was just a kinda cool elseworlds take on the Marvel universe. The writing was pretty juvenile at times but I think it resonated with people because it was so different and interesting to see that kind of world building.

# ? Jan 4, 2019 02:42

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

I thought all Skittles were the same and it's just a mind trick that makes us think that they taste different, or was that just an urban myth?

Random Stranger posted:

"Suffering Sappho" has been one of her exclamations since at least the 50's.

Yeah but she hasn't really said it regularly in a long time, has she? I mean I see a lot of "Great Hera!"s and other Greek god references, but not a lot of "Suffering Sappho"s

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jan 4, 2019

# ? Jan 4, 2019 02:45

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

TwoPair posted:

I thought all Skittles were the same and it's just a mind trick that makes us think that they taste different, or was that just an urban myth?

Yeah but she hasn't really said it regularly in a long time, has she? I mean I see a lot of "Great Hera!"s and other Greek god references, but not a lot of "Suffering Sappho"s

that's m&m's.

# ? Jan 4, 2019 03:03

Zaodai: May 23, 2009; Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

that's m&m's.

And Froot Loops.

# ? Jan 4, 2019 03:05

Mister Olympus: Oct 31, 2011; Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

TwoPair posted:

I thought all Skittles were the same and it's just a mind trick that makes us think that they taste different, or was that just an urban myth?

Yeah but she hasn't really said it regularly in a long time, has she? I mean I see a lot of "Great Hera!"s and other Greek god references, but not a lot of "Suffering Sappho"s

I mean from her perspective wouldn't using Sappho as an expletive be more equivalent to someone going "Sweet Elvis, that hurts!"

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