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I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THAT JOKE !
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Jan 21, 2023 21:13
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It was a real photo finish. It could have easily been your post first.
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Jan 21, 2023 21:53
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Lady Disdain posted:Is "what about [famous figure], only fuckable ?" a 21st century thing, or is this just human nature ? I refer you to one William Shakespeare, and before him to one Herodotus
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Jan 22, 2023 00:27
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https://twitter.com/emmaluck22/status/1616973460298944513
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Jan 22, 2023 02:50
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He's hanging out in Cuba with 2Pac
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I don't want to be around when he comes back with whatever he's gone to retrieve 
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Is the curled fin a common feature, then ? Didn't that orca that killed someone at seaworld have a curled fin ? Was it this lad ? e: a quick google search reveals two orcas that've killed people at seawolrd: Tilikum and Keto, both with curled dorsal fins. Additional googling says that this is common for orcas in captivity, because being in captivity fucks them up [paraphrased]. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 04:52 on Jan 22, 2023 |
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Jan 22, 2023 04:47
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Lady Disdain posted:Is the curled fin a common feature, then ? Didn't that orca that killed someone at seaworld have a curled fin ? Was it this lad ? Free Willy taught me that
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Jan 22, 2023 04:54
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The topic is so depressing that I'm not even going to make a joke about Free Willy being what you call your creepy biology teacher.
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Jan 22, 2023 05:05
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Orcas should never be captive
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Jan 22, 2023 05:16
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Hey, I'll have you know the orca I keep in my backyard pool leads a very lush life. He can even turn around in there, and gets all the squirrels and stray cats that fall in.
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Jan 22, 2023 05:57
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I don't have a backyard pool or an orca, but I do have a pond, a koi and a waterproof Sharpie, so give me 20 minutes and I'll have the world's tiniest orca.
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Jan 22, 2023 06:51
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I simply gave my orca robot legs and an exoskeleton.
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John McAfee being @dril makes so much sense
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Dril is alive though, very much unlike mcafee
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Baron von Eevl posted:Dril is alive though, very much unlike mcafee I have an idea about the cause of death.
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You know thinking about it "if I ever suicide myself I didn't" does read like a dril tweet.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I don't want to be around when he comes back with whatever he's gone to retrieve He'll come back with Eddie Aikau, and the island kingdom of Hawaii will rejoice.
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We Got Us A Bread posted:He'll come back with Eddie Aikau, and the island kingdom of Hawaii will rejoice.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I don't want to be around when he comes back with whatever he's gone to retrieve Call me, Ishmael!
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I saw a screenshot of another article headline from him as a reply to "show me a good role model for young men to replace Andrew Tate".
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Jan 23, 2023 10:11
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ok this belongs here https://twitter.com/ABsneurosurgeon/status/1617352803181010948
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Lady Disdain posted:Obligatory "someone please explain the specifically-American sporting event for the rest of us" comment. Getting into why this play in particular is funny would require tedious explanation of various American football procedures. The short and sweet version is: the Cowboys (team in white, also one of the most hated sports teams in America) tried an extremely unusual play at the end of a game they needed to win to continue their season and it failed immediately and painfully.
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Lady Disdain posted:Obligatory "someone please explain the specifically-American sporting event for the rest of us" comment. Imagine if a soccer team decided to line every player up in the wrong position and literally poo poo themselves instead of trying to kick the ball. That's about what you're seeing in American football terms.
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Those are two fabulous explanations, and I greatly appreciate your time. e: also, lol.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Imagine if a soccer team decided to line every player up in the wrong position and literally poo poo themselves instead of trying to kick the ball. That's about what you're seeing in American football terms. Also the team is Man U in this scenario
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Henchman of Santa posted:The short and sweet version is: the Cowboys (team in white, also one of the most hated sports teams in America) Tell that to the local network affiliates here in central Florida that on sundays only play Jags, Dolphins or Bucs games, unless they’re not playing, then we get the loving cowboys or packers or whatever lovely team that hasn’t won anything in the last decade. I hate that the cowboys are “americas team”, but now that they’re on year 28 without winning the NFC championship, they’re doing about as good as America is in general
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Cacafuego posted:Tell that to the local network affiliates here in central Florida that on sundays only play Jags, Dolphins or Bucs games, unless they’re not playing, then we get the loving cowboys or packers or whatever lovely team that hasn’t won anything in the last decade. I hate that the cowboys are “americas team”, but now that they’re on year 28 without winning the NFC championship, they’re doing about as good as America is in general You don't get to be the most hated team without being one of the most popular teams first. See also the Yankees and Lakers, or the aforementioned Man U for an overseas example.
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It's really weird for them to be called America's Team. Were they the first ones to call themselves that? The Blue Jays are Canada's team because they are the only Canadian team in the MLB.
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Lobok posted:It's really weird for them to be called America's Team. Were they the first ones to call themselves that? The Blue Jays are Canada's team because they are the only Canadian team in the MLB. the term "America's Team" comes from back when NFL Films would do season-in-reviews for each team in the league and the Cowboys that year had an absolute dogshit season with little redeeming qualities, but they always try to put a positive spin in the titles for each review and the most positive thing the editor could come up with was that even at away games, there were always tons of Cowboys fans in the stadium everywhere they went, so he titled it America's Team
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lol is it really from NFL Yearbook and not the team's own marketing? I never heard that.
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It's literally a participation trophy for an entire team lmao
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They were also one of the first NFL franchises in the South (the Saints and Falcons formed in the 60s, but a few years later and they were abysmal for decades; the Oilers were an AFL team) so they were the default regional team for much of the country for some time, kind of like the Braves in baseball.
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