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Ginette Reno posted:They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial Not Skittles!
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I dont like Twix-too much coconut.
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May 15, 2019 19:33
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Ginette Reno posted:They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he’s the same, but everyone else is different!
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May 15, 2019 19:36
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Ginette Reno posted:They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master: the cocoa bean.
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May 15, 2019 20:11
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potee posted:What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial? Is there a knuckle involved in any way?
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May 15, 2019 20:11
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THEY'RE ALL TWIX!!!
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May 15, 2019 20:23
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It took you an hour? 
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May 15, 2019 20:30
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High five.
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May 15, 2019 21:00
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Demon Of The Fall posted:High five. How many Twix does that make for you today!? Like, eight Twix!?
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May 15, 2019 21:24
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A nickel!
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May 15, 2019 23:25
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DuhSal posted:Is there a knuckle involved in any way? You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances.
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May 16, 2019 05:23
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Look, all you need is a couple cards, and a few bills on the outside. That's a 5.
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May 16, 2019 06:05
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It's a write-off for them.
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May 16, 2019 13:17
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potee posted:It's a write-off for them. "You don't even know what a write-off is." "But they do. That's why they can write it off."
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May 16, 2019 13:20
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MightyJoe36 posted:"You don't even know what a write-off is." "But they do. That's why they can write it off." I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
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May 16, 2019 15:43
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PT6A posted:I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't. Tough luck, chinless.
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May 17, 2019 01:30
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Nice game, pretty boy
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May 17, 2019 01:38
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Gyshall posted:Nice game, pretty boy Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy! 
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May 17, 2019 13:37
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PT6A posted:I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
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May 18, 2019 19:44
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LividLiquid posted:But the reservation keeps the car here! 
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May 18, 2019 20:20
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Ah, don't worry. I made reser-- Yeah, I got them off a sca-- Uh, one of those guys. You know, the guys that uh, sell tickets for sold-out events
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May 19, 2019 00:24
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The Narrator posted:Yeah, I got them off a sca-- It was a great performance. I am unbelievable on the phone. On the date they should just have two phones on the table at the restaurant, done.
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May 19, 2019 02:01
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The Narrator posted:Yeah, I got them off a sca--
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May 19, 2019 04:30
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LividLiquid posted:I know we're all supposed to be quoting and riffing, but that episode is on a long list of fictitious works of the 90s where the gag is "people who think you're being racist are the actual problem and should learn to chill out." I took that ep to be more a reflection on how sheltered/myopic the gang is with race - in that scene Jerry accidentally realises how idioms which have previously been invisible to him are actually racist. The joke is on Jerry for being so obviously unaccustomed to thinking about race that he can't "read the room" and see that his jokes about the cigar store Indian are insensitive. He is not the good guy in the story. The bit with the Chinese postman is a Larry David "gently caress my luck" moment. I'd also point towards Elaine's plot in The Wizard. Her and Jerry find themselves unable to articulate racial questions and end up asking "should we be talking about this?" Elaine is proud of herself for dating a 'black man' but obvously lacks the tools to discuss race and relies on stereotypes. She later finds out that Darryl similarly can't navigate race, and they realise that the only investment that had in the relationship was that they were fetishising the idea of dating someone outside their race. You're not wrong that it's a trend in 90s shows, I just think this is a case where the joke is on the white people for their inability to navigate race rather than on strawman proto-SJWs. In any case I'll leave this ep alone in the thread for now. Edit: I'd also say that "someone asks me which way's Israel, I don't fly off the handle" line still works within this idea. Of course you don't, Jerry, you're white. The Narrator fucked around with this message at 05:02 on May 19, 2019 |
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May 19, 2019 04:57
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The Narrator posted:I took that ep to be more a reflection on how sheltered/myopic the gang is with race - in that scene Jerry accidentally realises how idioms which have previously been invisible to him are actually racist. The joke is on Jerry for being so obviously unaccustomed to thinking about race that he can't "read the room" and see that his jokes about the cigar store Indian are insensitive. He is not the good guy in the story. The bit with the Chinese postman is a Larry David "gently caress my luck" moment. 
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May 19, 2019 14:15
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The Narrator posted:I took that ep to be more a reflection on how sheltered/myopic the gang is with race - in that scene Jerry accidentally realises how idioms which have previously been invisible to him are actually racist. The joke is on Jerry for being so obviously unaccustomed to thinking about race that he can't "read the room" and see that his jokes about the cigar store Indian are insensitive. He is not the good guy in the story. The bit with the Chinese postman is a Larry David "gently caress my luck" moment. Anyway, the point I was making before Goebbels made your hamburger is a man like you could be dating women twenty years younger.
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May 20, 2019 04:21
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Sash! posted:Anyway, the point I was making before Goebbels made your hamburger is a man like you could be dating women twenty years younger. What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of posts are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.
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May 22, 2019 02:29
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potee posted:What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of posts are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. How could I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself.
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May 22, 2019 12:28
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You better think again, mojumbo.
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May 22, 2019 13:56
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You know, revulsion has now become a valid form of attraction.
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May 22, 2019 14:58
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Gyshall posted:How could I be with someone like you? You're a cashier!
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May 22, 2019 15:31
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TMMadman posted:You're a cashier! I love shrimp! I’m a shrimp eater. You put shrimp in front of me - (gesturing wildly with a knife) and I will eat it until my stomach pops!
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May 22, 2019 16:55
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That "I love shrimp. I'm a shrimp eater" line was from an ad from the 90s, probably for a restaurant, but I don't remember which one.
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May 22, 2019 23:40
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LividLiquid posted:That "I love shrimp. I'm a shrimp eater" line was from an ad from the 90s, probably for a restaurant, but I don't remember which one. That's a shame.
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May 23, 2019 00:58
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LividLiquid posted:That "I love shrimp. I'm a shrimp eater" line was from an ad from the 90s, probably for a restaurant, but I don't remember which one. Don't a-fill up on the bread! I'm making you a very a-special dinner. Verrry special. 
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May 23, 2019 15:30
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Red posted:Don't a-fill up on the bread! Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on this issue there can be no debate!
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May 23, 2019 15:41
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TMMadman posted:Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on this issue there can be no debate! It's not Top of the Muffin TO YOU!!!
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May 23, 2019 16:30
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TMMadman posted:Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on this issue there can be no debate! I can’t get past it! You obviously like pies! You carry donuts in your bag! You’re not averse to pastry! Surely, you could see how such a thing would prey on my mind!
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May 23, 2019 16:43
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Red posted:Don't a-fill up on the bread! More wine and turkey?
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Red posted:I can’t get past it! Of course, I'm not a psycho.
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