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I want to lol but I can't I can't believe he just admitted to all of it on twitter I think I'm gonna have a stroke
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Ok can someone pls explain (I'm still stuck on the tie): Trump says "I gave this classified information to the Russians which I have a legal right to do as POTUS" while meanwhile staffers are tweeting that he did not do this, at all, ever ever ever. Is that right?
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An unstoppable lol meets an immovable object (me, a fat goon in a LED-emblazoned gamer chair). Which will break first?
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May 16, 2017 13:50
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du -hast posted:Ok can someone pls explain (I'm still stuck on the tie): Russia foreign ministry is also denying it. The only 100% bone fide source for his leaking of secrets right now is Trump himself.
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May 16, 2017 13:51
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du -hast posted:Ok can someone pls explain (I'm still stuck on the tie): correct, but nothing matters
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du -hast posted:Ok can someone pls explain (I'm still stuck on the tie): Yes -everybody was falling all over themselves to say that Trump didn't leak top tier confidential info in a private (no US press) meeting with the russians to seem cool and then 2 hours later he went on twitter and said "I did it and I'm allowed to and where is the leaker??"
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May 16, 2017 13:51
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du -hast posted:Ok can someone pls explain (I'm still stuck on the tie): He never technically said he shared CLASSIFIED information... hmbol
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May 16, 2017 13:51
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I'm hyperventilating here it's too much, Trump is too funny. Is there like an IQ assessment of the man somewhere, he must no lie be in the mid-upper eighties at best.
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May 16, 2017 13:52
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"who leaks the leakers..."
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May 16, 2017 13:52
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du -hast posted:Ok can someone pls explain (I'm still stuck on the tie): lol yes
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May 16, 2017 13:54
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du -hast posted:Ok can someone pls explain (I'm still stuck on the tie): Well, I mean, if you put it like that it sounds absolutely ludicrous.
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May 16, 2017 13:56
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mornin lol at our idiot retard president and every single idiot retard Trump voter. lol @ u.
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May 16, 2017 13:59
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I bet the White House tack is going to be something like "well he mentioned some facts but he didn't disclose the METHODS!" as if the two are separable.
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May 16, 2017 14:00
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Feminasty Slut posted:mornin lol at our idiot retard president and every single idiot retard Trump voter. lol @ u. don't forget the people who stayed home on election day and really made this lol marathon possible
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May 16, 2017 14:00
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Minimalist Program posted:The lols are accelerating guys we're nearing terminal lol velocity here, at a much faster rate than anybody could've imagined. Ahem ... Terminal velolcity
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May 16, 2017 14:01
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In the Oval office, Dondald Jackanape Trump lingers furtively near the door, his bottom lip thrust out in an expression of petulant indignation. He shuffles from one foot to the other, grasps the doorknob, gently turns it and cracks the door open just enough to peek outside. The mean secret service agent who stole his phone is still outside. His face turns towards the door, impassive behind sunglasses. "BAD!" Trump yells through the crack with rage and slams the door shut, returning to the sit at the resolute desk. He jabs a turgid finger at the coke button.
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May 16, 2017 14:02
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Trump's press team is basically Lucy at the conveyor belt.
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Shiiiiiit I'm about to go to bed and there will probably be a few hundred new posts in this thread by the time I wake up. I don't know if I can make it through all of them before I go to work while also hmbol. This is a good thing.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:don't forget the people who stayed home on election day and really made this lol marathon possible nah they're ok. I'm lolin' at people who heard Trump say retarded things over and over and loving over and thought "That's the retard we need."
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May 16, 2017 14:03
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Those tweets are being archived all over the place, right? I mean, they're also ... phhhhhfffftttt! ... official government records, right? lol - the president just admitted to giving (at the time) classified information to the Russians, and that is now a part of the official record. hmbol!
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May 16, 2017 14:03
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Trump hasn't even made it a year and he already has hosed up more times than probably any other presidents full term lol
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May 16, 2017 14:04
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ambient robot posted:He never technically said he shared CLASSIFIED information... Yes, and that's pretty much what everyone defending him is going to say, even though saying "I'M ALLOWED TO DO IT" heavily implies that that's exactly what he did
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May 16, 2017 14:06
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Yes, and that's pretty much what everyone defending him is going to say, even though saying "I'M ALLOWED TO DO IT" heavily implies that that's exactly what he did https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/05/trump-russia-code-word/526833/ quote:Code word classification is so far off the scale, even fake spies rarely refer to it in the movies. Technically, the president can "declassify" anything he wants, so he did not violate any laws. But as Lawfare notes, if the president tweeted out the nuclear codes, he also wouldn't violate the law—but he would rightly be considered unfit for office. Trump: Hold my diet coke
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Unfinish3d posted:I really want a 'but her e-mails!' shirt now. I feel like it'll be relevant for a long time to come for some reason https://www.amazon.com/Emails-2016-...+emails+t+shirt
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May 16, 2017 14:10
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Big City Drinkin posted:I bet the White House tack is going to be something like "well he mentioned some facts but he didn't disclose the METHODS!" as if the two are separable. That's the thing it'd be fine if he said something like "we have credible intel that a terror organization is planning to use a device disguised in a laptop", but he almost certainly rambled something like "oh we get such great intelligence, for instance we banned laptops because the French have a guy embedded in Mosul with the ISIS there, and he let us know they were brainstorming bomb ideas and laptops were one of them. They told us his codename was desert viper, isn't spy stuff neat?"
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May 16, 2017 14:12
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Somebody do the "It's goofy time" picture with goofy about to beat his kid and replace Goofy with trump and the kid with spicer. e: I did it myself. 
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May 16, 2017 14:12
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du -hast posted:Ok can someone pls explain (I'm still stuck on the tie): yup but her emails
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May 16, 2017 14:16
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Minimalist Program posted:Yes -everybody was falling all over themselves to say that Trump didn't leak top tier confidential info in a private (no US press) meeting with the russians to seem cool and then 2 hours later he went on twitter and said "I did it and I'm allowed to and where is the leaker??" Well it's even better since info the Trump leaked was on a human asset intel provided by another country. Basically means other countries will probably be less inclined to share intel leads with the US out of fear that Trump will leak the information.
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May 16, 2017 14:16
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May 16, 2017 14:16
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https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/864337001759113217
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#leadership
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May 16, 2017 14:18
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he should make a reality show where he invites presidential candidates on and fires one each week then the last one gets his job
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May 16, 2017 14:21
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this scene is almost definitely going to be in the biopic in 20 years time
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May 16, 2017 14:21
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https://twitter.com/AP/status/864470862141022208 hell yes
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May 16, 2017 14:22
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lol https://twitter.com/TasneemN/status...%3D7535%23pti32
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May 16, 2017 14:22
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They could have done so much better, for example 
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Welp, I'm dead now. I died from a lol overdose. Posting this from the grave after having died my balls off laughing. Rip in pisstape
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May 16, 2017 14:28
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Wear the hat you trump voting poo poo stains.
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