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Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

By popular demand posted:

Vodka diluted with lovely energy drink? I feel like this is not anything new.

Yeah. I was really into vodka-Red Bull for a few years. When I completely abandoned it, I lost 5kgs in two weeks, by the way.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pope Hilarius II posted:

Yeah. I was really into vodka-Red Bull for a few years. When I completely abandoned it, I lost 5kgs in two weeks, by the way.

The red bull wings must have fallen off.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Facebook Aunt posted:

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm not in favor of humans pooping on the beach. Going to the unspoiled wilderness and spoiling it.

Sounds like they're also pooping in rivers and streams.

I dunno, something about rich yuppie fucks building vans without shitters and polluting the environment says something about society, dunno what.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1624795488057786373

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Photo caption posted:

Yusuke Narita, wearing his signature eyeglasses with one round and one square lens

:crossarms:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

So a real supervillain. Got it

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Captain Hygiene posted:

Photo caption posted:

Yusuke Narita, wearing his signature eyeglasses with one round and one square lens
:crossarms:

This man thinks he’s in a loving anime or something.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Blue Moonlight posted:

This man thinks he’s in a loving anime or something.

Attack on Jiichan

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Edit: ignore this was fake news

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 22:37 on Feb 12, 2023

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Anything but immigration I guess.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1624899069532336131

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


This is Philadelphia we're talking about. It'd be more newsworthy if they didn't flip over a car.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Car flips man!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


I hope this makes it into the next It's Always Sunny Superbowl montage.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Sometimes Philadelphians turn over a car just because they feel like it.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


"Oh no, I exposed my butt so people forget that I accidentally wore a flower pot on my head like a goof."

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The FBI's butt print analysis team are on the case.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The FBI's butt print analysis team are on the case.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
https://www.couriermail.com.au/news...05b9ad27cbc737c

It will be alleged the man made demands for money, but left the store only with a bottle of soft drink and the chainsaw.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





And people said pot heads aren't dangerous.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
this guy planned it out in elden ring

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/InsiderNews/status/1624885102596567043

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

By popular demand posted:

Vodka diluted with lovely energy drink? I feel like this is not anything new.

“Back in my day, sonny, it was whiskey and speed”<shakes cane at drunken alert college student>

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

New M&M's mascot origin lore is kicking off.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



Listen here, cum-slut...

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I heard someone once suggested that Irish people should eat their own babies. Probably the same kind of sicko as this guy.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I know it's not that weird but it's such a dumb sounding headline.

https://twitter.com/GuardianAus/status/1625280011581153280

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1625255068306927635?t=KyLg2CzLaeAbrOIQ-zAdag&s=19

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1625318425064079360

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Too bad "festering booty cheek" is too long for a username

"I almost died from my BBL — they had to cut my festering booty cheek open"
https://nypost.com/2023/02/13/i-almost-died-from-my-bbl-they-had-to-cut-my-booty-cheek-open/

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Blue Moonlight posted:

This man thinks he’s in a loving anime or something.

Are we not at this point?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:stare:

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
.... we've known that since 2015 though

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1625611600588578837

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/TristinHopper/status/1623409577516761089

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I only just discovered socks larger than size 6-12 and goddamn, y'all, try them out if you can

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Potato Salad posted:

I only just discovered socks larger than size 6-12 and goddamn, y'all, try them out if you can

What if my feet aren't that big though? Are oversized socks going to be a game changer?

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