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Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Jul 18, 2011 05:52

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# ? May 24, 2024 16:19

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

fork bomb posted:

you should come pet her, piperifle

Maybe I will do just that!!

I have had stuff going on like every weekend since I got here but I would honestly like to meet some SA folks

# ? Jul 18, 2011 05:57

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

bear shark posted:

who's the last dude i know ive seen it but cant place it

# ? Jul 18, 2011 06:00

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

dee eight posted:

who's the last dude i know ive seen it but cant place it

dude i think its from a discworld flick

# ? Jul 18, 2011 06:01

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0: Dec 23, 2002; by T. Butt

dee eight posted:

who's the last dude i know ive seen it but cant place it

and

# ? Jul 18, 2011 06:01

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

# ? Jul 18, 2011 06:04

notMordecai: Mar 4, 2007; Gay Boy Suicide Pact?
Sucking Dick For Satan??

fork bomb posted:

wanna smooch that bune

# ? Jul 18, 2011 06:20

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

notMordecai posted:

wanna smooch that bune

lol @ ur av

# ? Jul 18, 2011 06:26

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

if u buy back the old one remember exclamations and elipses dont mix

# ? Jul 18, 2011 06:31

notMordecai: Mar 4, 2007; Gay Boy Suicide Pact?
Sucking Dick For Satan??

fork bomb posted:

lol @ ur av

ya i was so mad about it I posted on G+. :11tea:

# ? Jul 18, 2011 06:40

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

notMordecai posted:

ya i was so mad about it I posted on G+.

admins ban for call out

# ? Jul 18, 2011 06:59

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTLgeqCaYMY

# ? Jul 18, 2011 10:55

my dog boyfriend!!: Nov 21, 2008

Radio Paranoia posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTLgeqCaYMY

wanna go to that live performance :swoon:

# ? Jul 18, 2011 16:38

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

I have successfully taught Fergus the command "pound it", in which you hold your fist out to him and say "pound it" and he headbutts your fist. Combined with his floofy toes and general orangeness I am ready to call him best cat ever

# ? Jul 18, 2011 17:35

8ender: Sep 24, 2003; clown is watching you sleep

my cat does pound it too except he grabs my hand with both front claws, flops on his back, and bites the poo poo out of me

# ? Jul 18, 2011 17:47

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

percy doesn't bite at all. he just nibbles a bit if he gets annoyed

# ? Jul 18, 2011 17:49

Hellsworn Barn: Apr 11, 2008; hi

http://videos.howstuffworks.com/howstuffworks/7605-howstuffworks-scuba-cat-commercial-video.htm#mkcpgn=snag1

# ? Jul 18, 2011 17:53

El Gar: Apr 12, 2007; Hey Trophy...

PipeRifle posted:

I have successfully taught Fergus the command "pound it", in which you hold your fist out to him and say "pound it" and he headbutts your fist. Combined with his floofy toes and general orangeness I am ready to call him best cat ever

I know the next trick I'm teaching my cat now, thanks.

# ? Jul 18, 2011 18:08

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

wraithgar posted:

I know the next trick I'm teaching my cat now, thanks.

It's sort of built-in to most cats, it's just about reinforcing it

# ? Jul 18, 2011 18:19

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

i've been trying to teach him to sit when im feeding him. results are mixed

# ? Jul 18, 2011 18:25

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

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# ? Jul 18, 2011 18:58

quadpus: May 15, 2004; aaag sheets

Neu posted:

Don't be nervous, you just have to do it.

The more fluid and in control your movements are the less the cat will freak. They know when you're mega-nervous.

My ex used to get really nervous when we'd clip momo's toe nails and he'd flip out. He was just fine with me cuz I'd pet him a bit, then roll him over and give him belly scratches and do it real quickly, making sure to give him belly scratches in between.

I'm finally getting better at it :woop:

Turns out my problem was that I was trying way too hard to make sure the needle didn't go all the way through and squirt out the other side.

It turns out that being 100% certain the needle is exactly where you want is really really difficult and takes a lot longer. But because of the extra stress, there's no payoff, so I learnt it's better to just get it done quickly and check for a wet spot afterwards...

# ? Jul 18, 2011 19:24

Fayez Butts: Aug 24, 2006

DJ Lil' Babykittens

# ? Jul 18, 2011 19:35

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

quadpus posted:

so I learnt it's better to just get it done quickly and check for a wet spot afterwards...

just gonna softball it in like that

# ? Jul 18, 2011 19:36

quadpus: May 15, 2004; aaag sheets

# ? Jul 18, 2011 20:05

my dog boyfriend!!: Nov 21, 2008

PipeRifle posted:

I have successfully taught Fergus the command "pound it", in which you hold your fist out to him and say "pound it" and he headbutts your fist. Combined with his floofy toes and general orangeness I am ready to call him best cat ever

poast more pictures of fergus

# ? Jul 18, 2011 20:11

zynga dot com: Nov 11, 2001; wtf jill im not a bear!!!

A dossier and a state of melted brains: The Jess campaign has it all.

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

poast more

# ? Jul 18, 2011 20:22

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

Got your nip in the mail D8. Percy says thank you =D

Honestly i'm not sure how affected he was by it. I tried to get him interested in the bag, hell even I could smell it through the bag. But he only gave it a nibble when i basically stuck it in his face. Do I have a defective cat?

# ? Jul 18, 2011 22:55

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

poast more pictures of fergus

He is notoriously hard to photograph, like he is super cognizant of what a camera is and he always looks away or shakes his head at the last second because he's a bit of a jerk. I got these just now when he was asleep on top of Mount Fergus (the bed that is propped in the corner while we clean out the guest room)

Handsome devil:

Previously discussed toe floof:

Poundin' it:

# ? Jul 18, 2011 22:56

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

A Curvy Goonette posted:

Honestly i'm not sure how affected he was by it. I tried to get him interested in the bag, hell even I could smell it through the bag. But he only gave it a nibble when i basically stuck it in his face. Do I have a defective cat?

There's about a 10% chance that a cat will be immune to the effects of catnip.

Those are the cats that require the most love

# ? Jul 18, 2011 23:03

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Goddamn straight-edge cats.

# ? Jul 18, 2011 23:04

my dog boyfriend!!: Nov 21, 2008

PipeRifle posted:

He is notoriously hard to photograph, like he is super cognizant of what a camera is and he always looks away or shakes his head at the last second because he's a bit of a jerk. I got these just now when he was asleep on top of Mount Fergus (the bed that is propped in the corner while we clean out the guest room)

Handsome devil:

Previously discussed toe floof:

Poundin' it:

owns

# ? Jul 18, 2011 23:09