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Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1096110987994755072

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

can we trade a political union crisis for a demented traitor executive? please

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

prefect posted:

The French and Scots got hosed over at Dunkirk, right? Maybe it will be payback time, since "Dunkirk spirit" is apparently returning.

The thing about the dunkirk spirit is apparently everyone forgot the following years after dunkirk london got flattened and the british empire had to be bailed out by the united states/soviet union

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
At least the Dutch will have food in the near term.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1096103449710772228?s=19

lol

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

Becoming??

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

what...exactly do a majority of MPs even want WRT brexit??

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Der Meister posted:

what...exactly do a majority of MPs even want WRT brexit??

a pension and a vacation home on the continent

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Der Meister posted:

what...exactly do a majority of MPs even want WRT brexit??

I think they want to preserve an empire upon which the sun never sets

most of them not realizing it is not 1819 but 2019

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Moridin920 posted:

I think they want to preserve an empire upon which the sun never sets

most of them not realizing it is not 1819 but 2019

i think they're covered so long as they continue to claim part of antarctica and the islands of diego garcia and pitcairn

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

Der Meister posted:

what...exactly do a majority of MPs even want WRT brexit??

That is exactly what the EU has been asking for at least the past 6 months. The answer is, they don't know.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Der Meister posted:

what...exactly do a majority of MPs even want WRT brexit??

There isn't any kind of deal that will satisfy a majority of MPs, is the problem.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

I know it’s actually funny as gently caress

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Der Meister posted:

what...exactly do a majority of MPs even want WRT brexit??

a do over of the somme

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Der Meister posted:

what...exactly do a majority of MPs even want WRT brexit??

All of the benefits of being in the EU, but not having to contribute anything in the slightest and no one gets to tell them to let people in or make them feel bad for their racisms.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Says Anna Soubry who bent to the government whip in every vote that could have put an end to the farce

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Der Meister posted:

what...exactly do a majority of MPs even want WRT brexit??

All the good stuff, but none of the responsibilities to get it.

Don't they know that the EU needs Britain? You know, for.... F1 I guess?

Pook Good Mook has issued a correction as of 20:21 on Feb 14, 2019

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Der Meister posted:

what...exactly do a majority of MPs even want WRT brexit??

Brexit means brexit.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Archer666 posted:

The Netherlands will always be remembered fondly for its invention of De Kapsalon.



would.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

"becoming" lol

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Willie Tomg posted:

"becoming" lol

Tories still unironically believe "Britannia rules the waves" so

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

bbc posted:

Downing Street blamed Mr Corbyn for the defeat, saying he had "yet again put partisan considerations ahead of the national interest" by voting against the government's motion.

lol of course

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

"stop hitting yourself, england. stop hitting yourself!" said jeremy corbyn, but england could not stop hitting herself because it was jeremy corbyn who was hitting england with her own arms

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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bitmap posted:

lol of course

Surely, it's the minority's fault the majority can't pass their signature legislation.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

drat guys im starting to think that for some unfathomable reason there are a bunch of tories who want to rule over a loving wasteland with no eu regulatory oversight when it comes to human and worker rights

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Archer666 posted:

The Netherlands will always be remembered fondly for its invention of De Kapsalon.



Sir, this is a Trump restaurant

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



lol at blaming the opposition for voting against your bill


thats their loving job you idiots, you absolute dumbos

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
I ate a blood pudding scotch egg in a village pub in the south west

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
How many times are they going to have to reject anything May does? Also, when are they going to replace her? Also, why are British politicians so spineless?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Glenn Quebec posted:

Also, why are British politicians so spineless?
Nonstop inbreeding since 1066 AD.

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Glenn Quebec posted:

How many times are they going to have to reject anything May does? Also, when are they going to replace her? Also, why are British politicians so spineless?

jezza took all of their spines as is his right as the absolute boy

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Rozzbot posted:

I ate a blood pudding scotch egg in a village pub in the south west

I need a review because that sounds amazing!
(the egg not the pub)

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

i can't get a legislative majority but i can win a vote of no confidence, i am a competent premier in a soon-to-not-be prosperous country

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

HerraS posted:

lol at blaming the opposition for voting against your bill


thats their loving job you idiots, you absolute dumbos

I can't believe all the people I completely shut out from the negotiating process don't like the deal I negotiated.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Glenn Quebec posted:

How many times are they going to have to reject anything May does? Also, when are they going to replace her? Also, why are British politicians so spineless?

FMguru posted:

Nonstop inbreeding since 1066 AD.

Or....Britain has actually been ruled by jellyfish in human skin which is why every decision has been made with the sole purpose of letting Britain sink beneath the waves. They just want to go home. Maybe...maybe you should help them and throw your whole government off the cliffs of Dover.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The year is 2021

The irradiated wastes of London stretch forth

In the rubble, a Tory muttering "Rule Britannia Rule"

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Brexit: Theresa May and the Moldy Jamz' Self Destruction Tour

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



I know there’s a lot of self delusion involved but I still can’t quite believe May’s behavior. It’s one thing to to hold on to the job by doing bullshit the tories think they want- it’s quite another to agree to burn the whole place down because not immolating everything would be unpopular.

Also the Dunkirk spirit thing only gets funnier now when I hear it, thank you all for clarifying.

Additional question: why do they keep bringing up “spirit of the blitz” when they are not under attack by a foreign power and no one is blitzing anyone

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Quicksilver6 posted:

Additional question: why do they keep bringing up “spirit of the blitz” when they are not under attack by a foreign power and no one is blitzing anyone
Also, the people saying that weren't alive during the blitz and never experienced "blitz spirit".

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

yea but they saw movies about it and stuff

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


so, we need to talk, britain

now that america has successfully evaded a giga shutdown, the onus is now on you guys to gently caress up the world economy

I believe in you. you can do it!

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