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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

I would like to be a white man of average height with no hair and a thousand yard stare. I also want the super power of RCS thrusters from hidden ports on my body and nipples.

I know this is oddly specific but please CIG, don't let my dream die. :ohdear:

Don't worry, my boaty friend, I don't kinkshame.

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Chris Roberts has part of a degree in physics. It shows in everything he approves.


Its job is to look good and make the tedious job of loading torpedo after torpedo exciting.

Actually wait, that's giving CIG too much credit.

Its job is to look good.


He used his degrees but the problems were in radians.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Samizdata posted:

Indeed it is. Then I can go EVA and use my grabby hands to clear the jam. Lovin' the fidelity, chaps/chapettes.



i came for the grabby hands but stayed for the assless fidelity chaps

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

starkebn posted:

does the Stimperor poo poo in the woods?

Actually, no. The Stimperor has someone to collect his poo poo. Where it goes after that? Well, no one really knows.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

I think it's safe to say Chris Roberts doesn't have a degree in mechanical engineering. This sort of "I have no idea what I'm doing! :smuggo: charm is what makes Star Citizen great.

It'll be a prime contender against Elite 2 in another decade.

So, head trauma today? That's the only way I can see you saying nice things about SC. Also, with Frontier's ability to, well, you know, actually get poo poo done, I would say more like Elite 5 or 6 (and that is factoring a plethora of paid DLC production).

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Its pretty sad when Dahir Insaat has more believable future war™ designs than Chris Roberts

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Hopefully you paid $20 for the hammer, otherwise it's going to take you 30 minutes per torpedo.

Screw you, plebe. I spent $2000 on the special edition warbond pneumohammer with the Big Benny's skin.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016
So which of you have not had the breakfast miracle of Southern Biscuits and Sausage Gravy with home fries?

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The best part is that if you gently caress it up you end up jamming the mechanism. Brilliant design philosophy there.

It looks like that missile turret can rotate, but it has to rotate back to a certain position to be reloaded. Are there real-life missile turrets with auto-reloaders? How do they load? Because the only other thing I can think of is a tank and there the whole cabin or whatever its called rotates with the barrel I think so it can be loaded regardless of where its pointed.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

phosdex posted:

It looks like that missile turret can rotate, but it has to rotate back to a certain position to be reloaded. Are there real-life missile turrets with auto-reloaders? How do they load? Because the only other thing I can think of is a tank and there the whole cabin or whatever its called rotates with the barrel I think so it can be loaded regardless of where its pointed.

Mark 26 Guided Missile Launching System

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_26_missile_launcher
http://www.alternatewars.com/BBOW/Weapons/NAVEDTRA_14109_Ch7-8.pdf

Polikarpov
Jun 1, 2013

Keep it between the buoys
It was affectionately known as the Twin-Armed Bandit!

https://youtu.be/sTz5kL6gzSI

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

phosdex posted:

It looks like that missile turret can rotate, but it has to rotate back to a certain position to be reloaded. Are there real-life missile turrets with auto-reloaders? How do they load? Because the only other thing I can think of is a tank and there the whole cabin or whatever its called rotates with the barrel I think so it can be loaded regardless of where its pointed.

To be quite honest, you do not need to have a rotating turret at all. The only reason that missiles are forward facing at all is because of gravity and velocity. There is no need for that consideration in space with zero-g. The could all be stacked and then once a bay door opens they can launch 1 or all of them on board at once. There is little to no need for fairings or wings on them so it could fit even more.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Xile77
Sep 18, 2003
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/customtitles/title-xile77.jpg" /><br />I love my fellow semen

XK posted:

Chris Roberts is the text book example of a physics degree drop out, which he literally is.

In the vacuum game development, does he drop out at the same rate as other physics degree dropouts?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

ManofManyAliases posted:

Actually, no. The Stimperor has someone to collect his poo poo. Where it goes after that? Well, no one really knows.

The sickening truth is his poo poo ends up in this thread.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Also, on my Dad's ship, the USS Long Beach, they had a Talos launcher somewhat similar to that one, but the missiles loaded from a sloped glacis behind the dual articulated launcher (as seen here). I was young, and there was a Tiger Cruise. They had to work out the launcher frequently to offset corrosion issues so I would just stand there and watch. It was pretty awesome. In the pic I linked, you can see where they load from.

Samizdata fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Mar 7, 2017

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005


That's pretty cool, a lot faster than I would have imagined something like that could be.

Samizdata posted:

Also, on my Dad's ship, the USS Long Beach, they had a Talos launcher somewhat similar to that one, but the missiles loaded from a sloped glacis behind the dual articulated launcher (as seen here. I was young, and there was a Tiger Cruise. They had to work out the launcher frequently to offset corrosion issues so I would just stand there and watch. It was pretty awesome. In the pic I linked, you can see where they load from.

drat, never really thought about how big missiles are.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Notably the Navy phased out the rail system in favor of a vertical launch system (VLS). There is absolutely no reason whatsoever for that convoluted launching system, especially when at the ranges capital ship combat was supposedly going to happen you would arguably have enough time to open up a cargo hatch and toss the stupid things out.

The only thing Star Citizen "simulates" about space is how expensive it is.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ManofManyAliases posted:

Actually, no. The Stimperor has someone to collect his poo poo. Where it goes after that? Well, no one really knows.

It gets recycled into your posts.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
I think I prefer :smuggo: MoMA

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/citizens/15769-This-Week-In-Star-Citizen

quote:

With the Community Team away at PAX East, we are exploring some alternatives for our weekly livestream. We’ll have an update on that later in the week. As the saying goes, the show must go on!

And with that, we’ll see you in the ‘Verse!

Tyler “Zyloh” Witkin
Community ManagerG


Glad all three are there. What a loving fiasco, setting up on bailing on the livestreams.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/838952435859140608

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Are they on the floor next to a squat toilet?

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Yo Strike Commander was some good poo poo when I was like 10.

e:

starkebn posted:

Are they on the floor next to a squat toilet?

:aaaaa:

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Ben is in Canticle For Leibowitz mode now, obsessing over throw away instructions included as a pack in for a Sound Blaster.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


The moment Ben realises that everything Chris has ever done has been a mess...

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

I know it was asked awhile back but did Ben "developer" lesnick ever explain what happened to the money he raised for that storage locker of wc poo poo?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


Meanwhile Leonard Nimoy is spinning in his grave.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



phosdex posted:

I know it was asked awhile back but did Ben "developer" lesnick ever explain what happened to the money he raised for that storage locker of wc poo poo?

he bought the things, dunno what happened after that

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It doesn't matter what edition you have, Wing Commander 2 is always bottom billing.

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

The only fascinating thing about that picture is that it's taken on a restroom floor in front of a urinal...

Gravity_Storm
Mar 1, 2016


More like

'Absorbent'

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

This guy is an insufferable tool and it would be hilarious to watch his claims of Derek being a criminal result in him getting taken down a peg or two.

Gravity_Storm
Mar 1, 2016

On the brown sea today... the burning topic...
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/374087/soil-mining

You don't mine for soil is just loving THERE. What is this game

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Gravity_Storm posted:

On the brown sea today... the burning topic...
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/374087/soil-mining

You don't mine for soil is just loving THERE. What is this game

I am so excited for "Press <<Use>> to mine" being a boring standard mechanic and shitizen dreams shattering. At least until they then convince themselves it's just a placeholder for their particular dream version of mining and give Chris another 50 million dollars to flush on mocap

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

phosdex posted:

I know it was asked awhile back but did Ben "developer" lesnick ever explain what happened to the money he raised for that storage locker of wc poo poo?

And then some asshat went all ballistic on them on social media, demanding answers and accusing Ben of scamming.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Ben is in Canticle For Leibowitz mode now, obsessing over throw away instructions included as a pack in for a Sound Blaster.

If only he would euthanise Star Citizen.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



How do you kill that which does not live?

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Ghostlight posted:

How do you kill that which does not live?

With strange aeons even death may die

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