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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/845854078286614528

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FluffieDuckie

big black turnout posted:

hello byob it's been forever since ive said hi since ive been worrying about things like health care but I still :love: u

hello friend


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i crossed a bridge today

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Mar 26, 2017

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Elusif

Where is the bridge?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Where is the bridge?

Lake Hodges

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PHANTOM QUEEN


I Was The Fury posted:

Well now I'm moving out and trying to transfer services out of my name. For once dealing with customer service isn't the most painful part of my day

friendo, i am really sorry you're having a hard time and i hope poo poo gets more stable and markedly improved soon. if you need an ear, i got em. :glomp:

i'm gonna go hug a teething puppy.


alnilam

First planting day! Onions, peas, and greenz being sown today :sun:

alnilam

Gardening season makes me excite

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
how do i be honest with my feelings towards Link

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

ethical hamjobs posted:

friendo, i am really sorry you're having a hard time and i hope poo poo gets more stable and markedly improved soon. if you need an ear, i got em. :glomp:

i'm gonna go hug a teething puppy.

Thank you for your support. I'm back in my parents house and am feeling better as long as I keep myself busy. Charlie is making sure I don't have much time to sulk as long as he is in need of ear skritches

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

First planting day! Onions, peas, and greenz being sown today :sun:

:woop:

we're still a little ways away from that here

I Was The Fury posted:

Thank you for your support. I'm back in my parents house and am feeling better as long as I keep myself busy. Charlie is making sure I don't have much time to sulk as long as he is in need of ear skritches

good luck :ohdear:

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Putty posted:

how do i be honest with my feelings towards Link

Depends on what your feelings towards link are. If you like him, stick a dollar in a vase and give it to him. If you dislike him, name him Jerkface at the start of the game. He knows what it means

eonwe



guys i moved this weekend and had some excellent pho and then ate a bunch of raw jalapeno slices they gave me with the pho

it was good

Manifisto


eonwe posted:

guys i moved this weekend and had some excellent pho and then ate a bunch of raw jalapeno slices they gave me with the pho

it was good

that's "pho"-tastic!

er, I mean

abs-"pho"-lutely wonderful

hold on, I can do this, I can do this

glad to "pho"-king hear it

"pho" real I am happy "pho" you

hope your house plants "pho"-tosynthesize enough to keep growing

knife "pho" meet you

gently caress

uh . . . congratulations!

:sun:

eonwe



lol

alnilam

MrWillsauce



Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/846042936437604353

vanisher

MrWillsauce



Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
why have good things when we can have bad things

eonwe



Manifisto posted:

that's "pho"-tastic!

er, I mean

abs-"pho"-lutely wonderful

hold on, I can do this, I can do this

glad to "pho"-king hear it

"pho" real I am happy "pho" you

hope your house plants "pho"-tosynthesize enough to keep growing

knife "pho" meet you

gently caress

uh . . . congratulations!

:sun:

i just read this and it made me laugh again, thank you

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Manifisto posted:


glad to "pho"-king hear it

gently caress

uh . . . congratulations!

:sun:

thats the closest to the actual pronunciation ^__-

also never had jalapenos with VN cuisine but i bet theyd be a good substitute

cda

by Hand Knit
What happened to Drilldo Squirt?

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cda posted:

What happened to Drilldo Squirt?

He felt unappreciated.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

FluffieDuckie

cda posted:

What happened to Drilldo Squirt?

:ohdear:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

vanisher

cda posted:

What happened to Drilldo Squirt?

nice try drilldo squirt alt


He just got engaged so it's a good bet he's tied up with that



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I was suicidal this morning. But now I'm not. Another BYOB success story.
Being teary during work sucked but I'd rather be a mess like that then for those thoughts to be normal.

Work now has 9 hour Sundays, but corporate finally admitted their quota system was retarded and halved the amount (but became stricter on what counts, which is fair.)

Bleh. I got the next two days off so I hope I can chill out and maybe get started on a proper job search

eonwe



SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I was suicidal this morning. But now I'm not. Another BYOB success story.
Being teary during work sucked but I'd rather be a mess like that then for those thoughts to be normal.

Work now has 9 hour Sundays, but corporate finally admitted their quota system was retarded and halved the amount (but became stricter on what counts, which is fair.)

Bleh. I got the next two days off so I hope I can chill out and maybe get started on a proper job search

im glad you are doing okay buddy, sorry to hear about your troubles

Manifisto


SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I was suicidal this morning. But now I'm not. Another BYOB success story.
Being teary during work sucked but I'd rather be a mess like that then for those thoughts to be normal.

Work now has 9 hour Sundays, but corporate finally admitted their quota system was retarded and halved the amount (but became stricter on what counts, which is fair.)

Bleh. I got the next two days off so I hope I can chill out and maybe get started on a proper job search

hey hey I am glad you are doing a bit better but really sorry you had to deal with that poo poo today

do you have people you can talk to when feelings like that come up? there are always always hotlines and things at a minimum, I really think it's not good to go through that stuff alone

chilling out sounds good, may want to kick the day off with some rznv, the ol' wake and hurf

Rushi

by Smythe
i'm eating popcorn

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pogi

vanisher posted:

nice try drilldo squirt alt


He just got engaged so it's a good bet he's tied up with that

Another BYOB success story.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
new idea i've been spitballing:

tinder but for plants

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Smash Mouth - All Star

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

new idea i've been spitballing:

tinder but for plants

*phototropism causes every plant on the planet to swipe right*

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

*phototropism causes every plant on the planet to swipe right*

:stare: omg my ficus is like a god drat stud!!

Elusif

Plants can't give consent, cease this frivolity at once.

Elusif

I have a thread idea.

Voices from the beyond.

Probated posters with platinum can privately message the OP to pass on their musings.

Manifisto


E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Plants can't give consent, cease this frivolity at once.

*dedicates life to educating bees about the nature of informed consent*

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Manifisto


Piso Mojado posted:

hey! that's awesome! I studied abroad in Barcelona for 3 months. I seriously love that city, its amazing. im at work now but i have a long list of things to check out and will type it up later when im not on a phone. :)

hey man, there's no need to type up a long list and if you can't get to it np, but even if you had one or two things to suggest that would be greatly appreciated! I don't leave until thursday afternoon so it's not urgent.

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