Post the most worthless thing you can find on wikipedia

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

akadajet posted:

i think twitter played a huge part in getting us the clown in the white house we have today. you know, the one who keeps toying around with the idea of nuclear war. #complicit

so did facebook. they fired all their human news editors early in the election, because they didn't want right-wing people mad at them for removing their phony stories

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# ? May 27, 2024 12:22

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

prefect posted:

so did facebook. they fired all their human news editors early in the election, because they didn't want right-wing people mad at them for removing their phony stories

i find it very hard to believe facebook ever actually had news editors even though they claimed they did

# ? Sep 25, 2017 00:09

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

there is no way that they did. when obama was president there were a ton of fake birther articles and "secret muslim" nonsense going around facebook.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 00:20

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Sagebrush posted:

twitter at least has black twitter and woke twitter

facebook is entirely, 100% "helping people hear what they want to hear"

seems to me that black twitter and woke twitter are also 100% "helping people hear what they want to hear". the only difference is that you're selecting what you want to hear consciously instead of an algorithm doing it for you

# ? Sep 25, 2017 00:33

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Trig Discipline posted:

seems to me that black twitter and woke twitter are also 100% "helping people hear what they want to hear". the only difference is that you're selecting what you want to hear consciously instead of an algorithm doing it for you

they aren't spreading racist conspiracy theories and neo-nazi garbage though

# ? Sep 25, 2017 00:59

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

why it's almost like they're what you want to hear

# ? Sep 25, 2017 01:29

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

sorry i'm not trying to give you poo poo or argue that there's an equivalence there on anything except for the fact that they're both self-selected dialogues that allow you to see a very narrow range of opinions

# ? Sep 25, 2017 01:32

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

imo

in every community of people, even communities that almost everyone agrees are "good", there is going to be crossover with communities that are "bad". there are rabbit holes everywhere to good and bad ideas and one skill i always try to work on is how to balance enthusiasm and skepticism

# ? Sep 25, 2017 01:42

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Trig Discipline posted:

sorry i'm not trying to give you poo poo or argue that there's an equivalence there on anything except for the fact that they're both self-selected dialogues that allow you to see a very narrow range of opinions

yeah but mine is the right one

# ? Sep 25, 2017 03:19

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

no argument here

# ? Sep 25, 2017 03:28

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

fishmech posted:

i find it very hard to believe facebook ever actually had news editors even though they claimed they did

they did and they were fired

# ? Sep 25, 2017 05:59

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

so i know that using wookiepedia is cheating but

quote:

Jizz-box

"You sound like a festerin' jizz-box. I got a festerin' jizz-box right over there in that corner."
―The assistant manager of the Wookiee's Codpiece[src]

The jizz-box was a musical device. In 13 ABY, the protocol droid C-3PO, who was stranded on the planet of Nim Drovis, auditioned to perform at a cantina called the Wookiee's Codpiece. C-3PO performed by playing back songs stored in his memory core with his vocabulator. The assistant manager of the establishment told the droid that he sounded like a festering jizz-box and rejected him, saying the Codpiece already had a jizz-box to play.[1]

# ? Sep 25, 2017 06:22

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Lutha Mahtin posted:

imo

in every community of people, even communities that almost everyone agrees are "good", there is going to be crossover with communities that are "bad". there are rabbit holes everywhere to good and bad ideas and one skill i always try to work on is how to balance enthusiasm and skepticism

after prayerful contemplation, president hatch has commuted steve bannon's execution. the marshal of the supreme court has escorted him back to his cell on monster island.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 06:43

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

I got your festerin' jizz-box right here

# ? Sep 25, 2017 07:00

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

RZApublican posted:

so i know that using wookiepedia is cheating but

# ? Sep 25, 2017 07:17

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

t'ra saa more like t'ra sdd am i rite

# ? Sep 25, 2017 07:29

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sake_bomb#/media/File:Sake_bomb_-_man_pounds_table_with_fist.jpg

# ? Sep 26, 2017 14:22

ultravoices: May 10, 2004; You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Improbable Lobster posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sake_bomb#/media/File:Sake_bomb_-_man_pounds_table_with_fist.jpg

you've found it, it's max weeb

# ? Sep 26, 2017 14:33

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

Improbable Lobster posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sake_bomb#/media/File:Sake_bomb_-_man_pounds_table_with_fist.jpg

m'lady

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:21

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Production
Thirst is the first mainstream Korean film to feature full-frontal adult male nudity.[8] To accomplish this, Park Chan-wook and his production staff directed the actor to remove his clothing, and then proceeded to film him naked from a position to his front.

17:41, 25 September 2017‎ Bearsona (talk | contribs)‎ . . (15,125 bytes) (-171)‎ . . (→‎Production: come on)

# ? Sep 26, 2017 23:26

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

in the medieval era, you were likely to be killed by your guild for revealing craft secrets like that

# ? Sep 26, 2017 23:28

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Malloc Voidstar posted:

his production staff directed the actor to remove his clothing, and then proceeded to film him naked from a position to his front.

ohhhhhh that's how you do it

# ? Sep 26, 2017 23:30

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

would this work on a female subject?

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

FrozenVent posted:

would this work on a female subject?

warning: this is not suitable for work. are you sure?

# ? Sep 27, 2017 05:25

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

FrozenVent posted:

would this work on a female subject?

doesn't seem promising. i directed the cashier at rite aid, she refused and now im banned from the store

# ? Sep 27, 2017 07:23

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

For the masturbatory practice, see circle jerk (sexual practice).

# ? Sep 27, 2017 18:00

putrid aidsman: Apr 13, 2017; by Lowtax

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earlobe_fetishism posted:

Common practices of kissing the earlobe and its surroundings
[6][7]

Moisturizing the tip of tongue and tracing around partner's earlobe edge.
Fibrillating the tongue on the outer surface of earlobe, the lower surface and its edge.
Holding the earlobe with lips immediately before embrace with teeth.
Gently embracing the earlobe with incisors.
Slowly pulling the earlobe downwards until slipping out.
Running with tongue throughout ear edge for moisturizing.
Gently blowing on wet skin.[Sex 2][Sex 3]
Drawing-in air instead of blowing.[Sex 4]
Running the tongue throughout the inner ear edge, outer edge and between them.
Whispering loving words.

To make impressions that accompany the stimulation of earlobes more intensive, one may "tickle it with tongue during embrace earlobe between incisors or make pelvic thrust when we pull earlobe with our lips [sic?]."[8]

# ? Sep 28, 2017 01:19

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

I'm level [sex 4] :hehe:

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Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

ur moms at level sex 4 money

# ? Sep 28, 2017 10:08

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:07

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I'm sex 3 and I know it

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Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Five_men

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:06

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Parahexavoctal posted:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Five_men

Please tell me this is some sort of pattern identification autogeneration thing and not human-generated?

(Forget it Jake, it's Wikipediatown)

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:12

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

in this one the fifth man is the one taking the picture

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Five_men#/media/File:We_five.jpg

which is a subtlety that i don't think an image-rec algorithm would pick up. so i think it's some real human being's personal project

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:14

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

if you look in https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Two_men there are a bunch of obviously incorrect pictures

also there are some weird subcategories in this one

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:52

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Men_by_quantity

I was searching for pictures of 12 men and wikipedia has failed me, someone fix this

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:58

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

haveblue posted:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Men_by_quantity

I was searching for pictures of 12 men and wikipedia has failed me, someone fix this

officially it doesn't exist but you can get your 12 men on the dl

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:14

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Sagebrush posted:

in this one the fifth man is the one taking the picture

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Five_men#/media/File:We_five.jpg

which is a subtlety that i don't think an image-rec algorithm would pick up. so i think it's some real human being's personal project

maybe the computer got confused by the wind turbines tho

RZApublican posted:

officially it doesn't exist but you can get your 12 men on the dl

i was hoping to see

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:47

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Torture was a means of punishment, or interrogation through causing physical pain. Darth Vader was adept at it: even as a Jedi, he Force choked Poggle the Lesser to gain information on killing the brain worms.[1] He once tortured Han Solo so his pain would reverberate through the Force and draw out Luke Skywalker.[2]

The Galactic Empire used interrogator droids equipped with mind probes to torture subjects, though they proved futile against resilient subjects like Leia Organa.[3]
After the New Republic supplanted the Empire, the new government enacted anti-torture laws, which did not prevent the First Order from secretly developing a new model of interrogator droid.[4]
The Tusken Raider nomads of Tatooine practiced ritual torture of captives.[5]
AppearancesEdit
Star Wars: The Clone Wars film (Mentioned only)
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "The Gungan General"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Blue Shadow Virus"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Cargo of Doom"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Children of the Force" (Mentioned only)
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Brain Invaders"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Grievous Intrigue"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Voyage of Temptation" (Mentioned only)
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "The Academy"
Catalyst: A Rogue One Novel (Mentioned only)
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "The Citadel"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Counterattack" (Appears in flashback(s))
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Prisoners"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Shadow Warrior"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Slaves of the Republic"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Escape from Kadavo"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Friends and Enemies" (Mentioned only)
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Massacre"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Revenge"
TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "The Soft War"
Dark Disciple
Adventures in Wild Space: The Rescue
Ahsoka
Tarkin
Rebel Rising (Mentioned only)
Thrawn (Mentioned only)
A New Dawn (Mentioned only)
Servants of the Empire: Rebel in the Ranks (Mentioned only) (As "interrogation")
Rebels-mini-logo Star Wars Rebels � "Rebel Resolve"
Servants of the Empire: The Secret Academy (Mentioned only)
Rebels-mini-logo Star Wars Rebels � "Fire Across the Galaxy"
SWRM "No Sympathy"�Star Wars Rebels Magazine 14 (Mentioned only)
SWRM "Senate Perspective"�Star Wars Rebels Magazine 9 (Mentioned only)
Rebels-mini-logo Star Wars Rebels � "Stealth Strike"
Leia, Princess of Alderaan (Mentioned only)
SWRM "The Gangsters of Galzez"�Star Wars Rebels Magazine 20 (Indirect mention only)
Rebels-mini-logo Star Wars Rebels � "Ghosts of Geonosis" (Mentioned only)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story novelization (Mentioned only)
Star Wars: Rogue One: A Junior Novel
Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope (First appearance)
A New Hope: The Princess, the Scoundrel, and the Farm Boy
Star Wars: A New Hope (paperback novel)
Star Wars: The Original Trilogy � A Graphic Novel
Battlefront II: Inferno Squad
Darth Vader 1: Vader (Appears in flashback(s))
Darth Vader 3: Vader, Part III (Mentioned only)
Darth Vader 4: Vader, Part IV
Darth Vader 7: Shadows and Secrets, Part I
Darth Vader 8: Shadows and Secrets, Part II (Mentioned only)
Darth Vader 9: Shadows and Secrets, Part III (Mentioned only)
Darth Vader 10: Shadows and Secrets, Part IV
Star Wars Annual 1 (Mentioned only)
Darth Vader Annual 1 (Mentioned only)
Vader Down, Part I (Mentioned only)
Star Wars 13: Vader Down, Part III (Mentioned only)
Star Wars 14: Vader Down, Part V (Mentioned only)
"The Misadventures of Triple-Zero and Beetee" (Mentioned only)
Star Wars 26: Yoda's Secret War, Part I (Mentioned only)
Doctor Aphra 2: Aphra, Part II (Mentioned only)
Doctor Aphra 4: Aphra, Part IV (Mentioned only)
Doctor Aphra 6: Aphra, Part VI (Mentioned only)
The Screaming Citadel, Part I (Mentioned only)
Doctor Aphra 9: The Enormous Profit, Part I (Mentioned only)
Doctor Aphra 10: The Enormous Profit, Part II (Mentioned only)
Star Wars 35: The Hutt Run (Mentioned only)
Han Solo, Part V (Mentioned only)
Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi
Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!
Aftermath
Aftermath: Life Debt
Aftermath: Empire's End (Mentioned only)
Bloodline (Mentioned only)
Phasma
Poe Dameron 18: War Stories, Part II
Poe Dameron 19: War Stories, Part III (Mentioned only)
Join the Resistance (Mentioned only)
Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens
Star Wars: The Force Awakens novelization
Star Wars: The Force Awakens: A Junior Novel
The Force Awakens, Part I
SourcesEdit
Encyclopedia-Logo Cad Bane in the Encyclopedia (link now obsolete; backup link)
Encyclopedia-Logo Prime Minister Almec in the Encyclopedia (link now obsolete; backup link)
Encyclopedia-Logo Tusken Raiders in the Encyclopedia (link now obsolete; backup link)
SWCustom-2011 "Cargo of Doom" episode featurette on StarWars.com (backup link)
Star Wars Rebels: Sabine My Rebel Sketchbook
Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Visual Dictionary
Star Wars: Aliens of the Galaxy
Star Wars: Poe Dameron: Flight Log
Star Wars: Galactic Atlas
Backstories: Star Wars � Princess Leia: Royal Rebel
Entertainment Weekly's Ultimate Guide to Rogue One
Backstories: Star Wars � Darth Vader: Sith Lord
StarWars-DatabankII Bolla Ropal in the Databank (backup link)
StarWars-DatabankII Eeth Koth in the Databank (backup link)
StarWars-DatabankII Force Lightning in the Databank (backup link)
StarWars-DatabankII Lando Calrissian biography gallery in the Databank (backup link); image #3 (of 9)
StarWars-DatabankII Princess Leia Organa in the Databank (backup link)
StarWars-DatabankII Princess Leia Organa biography gallery in the Databank (backup link)
Notes and referencesEdit
↑ TCW mini logo Star Wars: The Clone Wars � "Brain Invaders"
↑ Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
↑ Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope
↑ Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Visual Dictionary
↑ Star Wars: Aliens of the Galaxy

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# ? May 27, 2024 12:22

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

fanwikis are cheating

wookipedia/memory-alpha doubly and triply so

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:59

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