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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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holy poo poo!!!

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Lmao, Suarez with the jankiest goal I have ever seen

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Lmao, Suarez with the jankiest goal I have ever seen

that sure was something

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Battle of the Guays was dope

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

What the hell is going on in South America

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Argentina are a group of brilliant players but not a good team.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Nostradingus posted:

What the hell is going on in South America

neo liberalism failed and now we're here

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Have I mentioned that I loving love Keylor?

El Chingon
Oct 9, 2012
Mexico playing better but Keylor has been great.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

ArmZ posted:

remember when the us beat honduras 6-0 less than 6 months ago lmfao

remember when it took conor casey scoring twice to win in honduras in 2009? concacaf is a helluva game

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Phwoar that Panama goal, holy poo poo

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Gabi Torres HOLY poo poo

Gigi Galli posted:

Phwoar that Panama goal, holy poo poo
He must have run about 80% of the length of the field with the ball before putting that in.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Gigi Galli posted:

Phwoar that Panama goal, holy poo poo

Crazy Ted posted:

Gabi Torres HOLY poo poo

He must have run about 80% of the length of the field with the ball before putting that in.

I enjoyed the horrible, horrible English announcer call that goal.

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

The announcer on the beIn feed is peak Concacaf.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

all-Rush mixtape posted:

I enjoyed the horrible, horrible English announcer call that goal.
I'm watching on a Spanish-language stream because my cable isn't hooked up yet and I thought the announcers were going to have a stroke.

El Chingon
Oct 9, 2012
lol Gamboa

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Shame Gamboa was standing there because that would've been an absurd save.

I mean it still was but lol

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



That was all Calvo being useless imo, Gamboa was just trying to help

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Crazy Ted posted:

I'm watching on a Spanish-language stream because my cable isn't hooked up yet and I thought the announcers were going to have a stroke.

Imagine a non-soccer watcher on lithium call a game. That's who's calling the game on beIN Sports 5.

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Imagine a non-soccer watcher on lithium call a game. That's who's calling the game on beIN Sports 5.

I don't think i've heard the word Conclusion used so many times in a match.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Imagine a non-soccer watcher on lithium call a game. That's who's calling the game on beIN Sports 5.
BeIn Sports outside of Hudson and Schoen is...well...awful

EDIT: Except for that crazy fucker who's on when they show handball and I happen across it.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Crazy Ted posted:

BeIn Sports outside of Hudson and Schoen is...well...awful

It's the default English announcer for the world feed, he's not a beIN Sports guy.

EDIT: Upon further review, I'm pretty sure he's just drunk. And not excitable drunk.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Sep 6, 2017

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Feed is showing the replays of the Torres goal for Panama while waiting for the start of the second half. I mean...drat

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

RIP to both Trinidad and Tobago

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Holy poo poo Keylor

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

That is an awesome miss by Trindad & Tobago

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Golazo hell yeah! I always believed in Marquito

Screaming Hand
Jul 30, 2004

That was an awesome goal and it's great to see those Mexican homers at Telemundo knocked down a peg. To bad about the USMNT currently on the outside looking in.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Screaming Hand posted:

That was an awesome goal and it's great to see those Mexican homers at Telemundo knocked down a peg. To bad about the USMNT currently on the outside looking in.
Whoever finishes 4th in CONCACAF is taking on the winner of the Syria/Australia Asian playoff in October.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Crazy Ted posted:

Whoever finishes 4th in CONCACAF is taking on the winner of the Syria/Australia Asian playoff in October.

The Asian playoff winner has to play in a playoff with the CONCACAF loser?

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
that match was a joy to watch and Mexico and Costa Rica are both much better teams than the US at the moment

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/Golesticos2/status/905278221188521984

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR6ASWFQp58

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!




:eyepop:

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




back last November South Africa beat Senegal 2-1 in a qualifier. one of the SA goals was a penalty for handball. here was the infraction:


well it turns out the referee for this match has been banned for life due to "unlawfully manipulating match results". this was one of the games he rigged, and as such FIFA/CAS declared that match null and void, forcing a replay coming up this November.

Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Sep 6, 2017

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

I just made a bunch of Ray Hudson noises watching this

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

trem_two posted:

I just made a bunch of Ray Hudson noises watching this
Me irl while watching this unfold last night :eyepop:

It was a loving thing of beauty. Every touch is perfect.

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back

Phwoar

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005


fantastic!!

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Now why couldn't he ever do that in MLS. :colbert:

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